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Getting ready for Valentine’s Day by talking butt plugs and hot anal lube with Ann Arbor’s Safety Girl

By Mark | February 12, 2014

MARK: Let’s start at the beginning… Back in the mid to late ‘90s, you had a show on Ann Arbor’s Community Television Network (CTN) where you’d talk about sex, answer viewer questions, demonstrate various toys, and the like. How’d that show come about? TANYA: The show was called Get Curious with Safety Girl, and it […]

Posted in Ann Arbor, Art and Culture, Local Business, Locally Owned Business, sex | Also tagged 50 Shades of Grey, 9/11, adult toys, anal lube, anal play, Ann Arbor, Arrowood, Bob Berkowitz, Bongz And Thongz, bussing, Butch Curious, butt plugs, censorship, clits, community access, Community Television Network, condoms, CTN, Dan Savage, Depot Town, female maskers, fetishes, Frenchie's, Geoffrey Fieger, Get Curious with Safety Girl, high school dropout, In Search of The Lord’s Way, independent retail, Jiffy Lube, kink level one, kink level ten, Laura Abraham, Liberty Street, Liberty Street Video, lingerie, pegging, polyamorous, porn, prostate massage, safe sex, safer sex, Safety Girl, sex, sex therapist, sex toys, Sidetrack, single mom, Suzanne Somers, Tanya Brown, Tanya Veilleux, Valentine's Day, vulvas, weddings, welfare, Ypsi Girl | 14 Comments

Jim Cherewick Rorschach Test… what do you see?

By Mark | January 15, 2014

As best as I can figure it, it’s an evil bee keeper with waterfowl for hands receiving a double blowjob. [note: This is the work of Jim Cherewick, who’s one of my favorite local artists. And I certainly don’t mean to imply that it sucks. It doesn’t. It’s awesome. And that’s especially true if it […]

Posted in Ann Arbor, Art and Culture, sex, Uncategorized, Ypsilanti | Also tagged bee keeping, blowjobs, Child Sleep, double blowjob, ducks for hands, evil bee keepers, Fred Thomas, Jim Cherewick, Rebel Kind, rorschach test, Stef Chura, waterfowl, Wicker Chairs, Yellow Barn | 16 Comments

Promoting the Shadow Art Fair in Riverside Park at Midnight among armed strangers

By Mark | July 17, 2012

There wasn’t a post last night because I was out late, having my photo taken, along with the other members of the Michigan Design Militia, for an article about the upcoming Shadow Art Fair, which is supposed to appear tomorrow in Concentrate. The only time we could all get together was last night, at about […]

Posted in Mark's Life, Media, Shadow Art Fair, Ypsilanti | Also tagged 1966, blow job, Bodies and Beats, Chris Sandon, Concentrate, Doug Coombe, Drunken Barn Dance, Exquisite Motion Corpse, George Clinton, green screen, Hot Boss, Hott Boss, Ian Fulcher, Kickstarter, Machete, Melissa Dettloff, Michigan Design Militia, Mike Perini, Minus9, public sex, Riverside Park, Saturday Looks Good To Me, selling out, Shadow Brew, The Beatles, tridge, Vinnie Massimino, WCBN, Yesterday and Today, Ypsi after dark | 15 Comments

Star parties elicit moral panic, Sex in the City 2 elicits desire to perform self-surgery

By Mark | May 27, 2010

Do you remember the rainbow party hysteria of a few years ago? I can’t remember where it all started, but people from coast-to-coast became convinced that a tidal wave of children’s oral sex orgies was washing over America. Oprah, I believe, had a story about it. And someone wrote a young adult novel about the […]

Posted in Art and Culture | Also tagged a star, Andrea Dworkin, Anna Czarnocka, bad movie reviews, Burkas, Burkas and Birkins, Cynthia Nixon, emaciated goblin shoulders, entitled cunts, gay men playing with giant Barbie dolls, lubrication, Monica Lewinsky, moral panic, movie reviews, Muslim women, Phyllis Schlafly, Poland, rainbow parties, rainbows, Ralph Nader, red, Samantha Jones, Sex in the City, Sex in the City 2, sexism, teen pregnancy, the sewing up of holes, the Stranger, the sun, United Arab Emirates, urban legends, vagina, vagina vitamins, violet, Vivian Salama, yams | 16 Comments

“So, you spent Thanksgiving sharing criminal memories with your family? I thought it was bad enough when I read your diary entries about trying to get young men to buy you drinks, leering at nudie photos of their girlfriends, and fantasizing about blowing bus drivers. I hope you’ll be able to check this sad decline.” –Doug Skinner

By Mark | December 3, 2002

It never occurred to me that the readers of this site would misinterpret or, worse yet, purposefully twist my words for comedic and even hurtful effect. However, that is just what one Mr. Douglas Skinner has done to me. He has jumbled my words together and turned them against me! Does his cruelty know no […]

Posted in Other | Also tagged Abercrombie and Fitch, attacks against Mark, bankruptcy, Bill Clinton, breast augmentation, Britney Spears, Catholic Church, child molestation, Doug Skinner, elevated breast gurney, Eminem, Extreme Makeovers, Giants of Guadalcanal, half-man cannibalistic sex-machine, Howard Stern, Iraq, John Poindexter, Mark's health, migraines, Monica Lewinsky, moon, Mrs. Doubtfire, National Security Agency, plastic surgery, poop-touching, priests, privacy, religious persecution, Robert Redford, sexual abuse, The Monster of Cannibal Island, Three Days of the Condor, Total Information Awareness, weapons of mass destruction | 1 Comment

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Getting ready for Valentine’s Day by talking butt plugs and hot anal lube with Ann Arbor’s Safety Girl

Jim Cherewick Rorschach Test… what do you see?

Promoting the Shadow Art Fair in Riverside Park at Midnight among armed strangers

Star parties elicit moral panic, Sex in the City 2 elicits desire to perform self-surgery

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