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On almost catching a Newt in the act of mating
Posted in Crimewave USA, Mark's Life, Politics Also tagged asshole Republicans, Atlanta, Bill Clinton, Callista Bisek, cheating, Contract with America, disgusting behavior, hypocrisy, hypocrisy watch, impeachment, Kinko's, leaving sick wives, Newt Gingrich, Presidential politics, Sope Creek, Stephen Colbert, Windy Hill 21 Comments
Hypocrisy Watch: Mark Souder edition
Eight-term Republican congressman from Indiana, Mark Souder, announced today that he’d be resigning his office come Friday. Saying that he had, “sinned against God,” the family values-preaching, evangelical Christian, father of three, cited “the poisonous environment of Washington, D.C.,” for his decision. Of course, he neglected to mention that he, as one who had aggressively […]
“So, you spent Thanksgiving sharing criminal memories with your family? I thought it was bad enough when I read your diary entries about trying to get young men to buy you drinks, leering at nudie photos of their girlfriends, and fantasizing about blowing bus drivers. I hope you’ll be able to check this sad decline.” –Doug Skinner
It never occurred to me that the readers of this site would misinterpret or, worse yet, purposefully twist my words for comedic and even hurtful effect. However, that is just what one Mr. Douglas Skinner has done to me. He has jumbled my words together and turned them against me! Does his cruelty know no […]
Posted in Other Also tagged Abercrombie and Fitch, attacks against Mark, bankruptcy, Bill Clinton, breast augmentation, Britney Spears, Catholic Church, child molestation, Doug Skinner, elevated breast gurney, Eminem, Extreme Makeovers, Giants of Guadalcanal, half-man cannibalistic sex-machine, Howard Stern, Iraq, John Poindexter, Mark's health, migraines, moon, Mrs. Doubtfire, National Security Agency, oral sex, plastic surgery, poop-touching, priests, privacy, religious persecution, Robert Redford, sexual abuse, The Monster of Cannibal Island, Three Days of the Condor, Total Information Awareness, weapons of mass destruction 1 Comment
