Mark Maynard | Monica Lewinsky

On almost catching a Newt in the act of mating

By Mark | August 13, 2010

The Colbert Report Mon – Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c

Posted in Crimewave USA, Mark's Life, Politics | Also tagged asshole Republicans, Atlanta, Bill Clinton, Callista Bisek, cheating, Contract with America, disgusting behavior, hypocrisy, hypocrisy watch, impeachment, Kinko's, leaving sick wives, Newt Gingrich, Presidential politics, Sope Creek, Stephen Colbert, Windy Hill | 21 Comments

Star parties elicit moral panic, Sex in the City 2 elicits desire to perform self-surgery

By Mark | May 27, 2010

Do you remember the rainbow party hysteria of a few years ago? I can’t remember where it all started, but people from coast-to-coast became convinced that a tidal wave of children’s oral sex orgies was washing over America. Oprah, I believe, had a story about it. And someone wrote a young adult novel about the […]

Posted in Art and Culture | Also tagged a star, Andrea Dworkin, Anna Czarnocka, bad movie reviews, Burkas, Burkas and Birkins, Cynthia Nixon, emaciated goblin shoulders, entitled cunts, gay men playing with giant Barbie dolls, lubrication, moral panic, movie reviews, Muslim women, oral sex, Phyllis Schlafly, Poland, rainbow parties, rainbows, Ralph Nader, red, Samantha Jones, Sex in the City, Sex in the City 2, sexism, teen pregnancy, the sewing up of holes, the Stranger, the sun, United Arab Emirates, urban legends, vagina, vagina vitamins, violet, Vivian Salama, yams | 16 Comments

Hypocrisy Watch: Mark Souder edition

By Mark | May 18, 2010

Eight-term Republican congressman from Indiana, Mark Souder, announced today that he’d be resigning his office come Friday. Saying that he had, “sinned against God,” the family values-preaching, evangelical Christian, father of three, cited “the poisonous environment of Washington, D.C.,” for his decision. Of course, he neglected to mention that he, as one who had aggressively […]

Posted in Observations, Politics, sex | Also tagged abstinence, abstinence-only education, asshole Republicans, Bill Clinton, blowjobs, cheating, evangelical, family values, hypocrisy, hypocrisy watch, Indiana, Mark Foley, Mark Souder, Strom Thurman, Tracy Jackson, traditional marriage | 15 Comments

“So, you spent Thanksgiving sharing criminal memories with your family? I thought it was bad enough when I read your diary entries about trying to get young men to buy you drinks, leering at nudie photos of their girlfriends, and fantasizing about blowing bus drivers. I hope you’ll be able to check this sad decline.” –Doug Skinner

By Mark | December 3, 2002

It never occurred to me that the readers of this site would misinterpret or, worse yet, purposefully twist my words for comedic and even hurtful effect. However, that is just what one Mr. Douglas Skinner has done to me. He has jumbled my words together and turned them against me! Does his cruelty know no […]

Posted in Other | Also tagged Abercrombie and Fitch, attacks against Mark, bankruptcy, Bill Clinton, breast augmentation, Britney Spears, Catholic Church, child molestation, Doug Skinner, elevated breast gurney, Eminem, Extreme Makeovers, Giants of Guadalcanal, half-man cannibalistic sex-machine, Howard Stern, Iraq, John Poindexter, Mark's health, migraines, moon, Mrs. Doubtfire, National Security Agency, oral sex, plastic surgery, poop-touching, priests, privacy, religious persecution, Robert Redford, sexual abuse, The Monster of Cannibal Island, Three Days of the Condor, Total Information Awareness, weapons of mass destruction | 1 Comment

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On almost catching a Newt in the act of mating

Star parties elicit moral panic, Sex in the City 2 elicits desire to perform self-surgery

Hypocrisy Watch: Mark Souder edition

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