By Mark | January 6, 2015
Over the holiday break, I spent a considerable amount of time sequestered in my room, sorting through my towering piles of paper, trying to bring some semblance of order to my increasingly chaotic life. And, in the process, I came across these two pieces of documentation relating to Arlo’s potty training, which, thankfully, is now […]
By Mark | September 30, 2010
Last night, I posted something here about the Assistant Attorney General of Michigan and his anonymous online harassment of an openly gay student at the University of Michigan. The student, I’m told, has since taken out a restraining order against the man, whose name is Andrew Shirvell. To my knowledge, however, no action has yet […]
Posted in Ann Arbor, Other, Politics, Religious Extremism, Ypsilanti | Also tagged All faggots must die, Andrew Shirvell, Chris Armstrong Watch, Christian dominionists, conspiracy theories, Domino's Pizza, homophobia, Jennifer Granholm, Joe Jervis, Joe My God, Mike Cox, New York Pizza Depot, Saxby Chambliss, Tom Monaghan, unhinged |
Do you remember the rainbow party hysteria of a few years ago? I can’t remember where it all started, but people from coast-to-coast became convinced that a tidal wave of children’s oral sex orgies was washing over America. Oprah, I believe, had a story about it. And someone wrote a young adult novel about the […]
Posted in Art and Culture | Also tagged a star, Andrea Dworkin, Anna Czarnocka, bad movie reviews, Burkas, Burkas and Birkins, Cynthia Nixon, emaciated goblin shoulders, entitled cunts, gay men playing with giant Barbie dolls, lubrication, Monica Lewinsky, moral panic, movie reviews, Muslim women, oral sex, Phyllis Schlafly, Poland, rainbow parties, Ralph Nader, red, Samantha Jones, Sex in the City, Sex in the City 2, sexism, teen pregnancy, the sewing up of holes, the Stranger, the sun, United Arab Emirates, urban legends, vagina, vagina vitamins, violet, Vivian Salama, yams |
By Mark | December 15, 2009
It’s just been brought to my attention that the wonderful folks at the Dreamland Theater have taken it upon themselves to create a female companion for Puppet Mark. Her name, I’m told, is Syrah Praylin, and she’s going to be starring in their next production, “Muerta Goes to Space Prison.” Here’s how the production, which […]
Posted in Art and Culture, sex, Special Projects, Ypsilanti | Also tagged 2013, Adam and Eve, bathroom sink, Bee Gees, Charlie Slick, Dreamland Theater, Elvis, Fanta & Tammy, glitter, Magic, Mark Maynard puppet, Muerta Goes to Space Prison, Muerta Spewart, mythic creatures, puppet Mark, puppet me, Sarah Palin, Snuggie, space prison, Syrah Praylin, television show idea, Tom Snyder |
