Category Archives: sex

Ypsi/Arbor Exit Interview: Dustin Krcatovich

By Mark | March 9, 2013

Local illustrator and writer Dustin “Dusty” Krcatovich will be moving to Portland shortly. Here’s his official exit interview. MARK: Here’s your first question… Were you born in Michigan? And, if not, how old were you when you first moved here, and what were the circumstances surrounding the move? DUSTIN: I was born and raised in [...]

Also posted in Ann Arbor, Art and Culture, Detroit, Media, Michigan, Other, Special Projects, Uncategorized | Tagged accidental intercourse, Allegan, American Apparel, Ann Arbor loses artists, anonymous sex, Art Alexakis, Austin, baby shower, Bank of Ann Arbor, Brass Tacks Sandwiches, Capitalism, comics, comparing Ann Arbor and Ypsilanti, Concentrate Media, Concentrate speaker series, consumerism, culture jamming, Dave Thomas, Dov Charney, Dustin Krcatovich, Encore Records, Everclear, exit interviews, feet for hands, FM Dust, Forever Stoked, gigolo, growing up, gynecologic imagery, Ian Fulcher, illustration, Jen Munford, Jeremy Wheeler, masturbation, Matthew Altruda, non-local banker, Otsego, Pete Larson, Portland, Portlandia, punk, R.S. DeLucco, selling out, Slacker, Smegma, Starbucks, suicide, The Ann Arbor Paper, University of Michigan, Wendys, Ypsi/Arbor Exit Interviews | 29 Comments

What should I do in Toronto?

By Mark | February 20, 2012

I need some advice. Later this spring, I’ll be heading to Toronto with the family, and, as I’ve never been there before, and as don’t generally associate with Canadians, I’m not sure what I should do when I’m there. Or, to be more specific, I’m not sure what I should do, once I’ve scoured the [...]

Also posted in Mark's Life, Pop Culture | Tagged acting, alcoholism, another famous person has died, Best Laid Plans, Degrassi Junior High, Derek "Wheels" Wheeler, filming locations, Joey Jeremiah, Neil Hope, Pat Mastroianni, sightseeing, teen sex, Toronto, Vincent Massey Public School | 18 Comments

Gals having sex with aspirin between their knees…. will it evolve into the meme to end all memes?

By Mark | February 16, 2012

Rick Santorum’s old, white, incredibly rich, evangelical patron, Foster Friess, made the news this afternoon when he told MSNBC’s Andrea Mitchell, in response to a question about his candidate’s Puritanical views on sex and contraception, and how they’re likely to go over with American voters, offered a piece of sage advice on the subject of [...]

Also posted in Civil Liberties, Politics, Pop Culture, Special Projects, Uncategorized | Tagged abstinence, abstinence-only education, Andrea Mitchell, angry old white men, aspirin, Baer Aspirin, birth control, Bristol Palin, Carolyn Maloney, contraception, Darrell Issa, Eleanor Holmes Norton, Foster Friess, gals, health insurance, knees, memes, old white men making decisions on women's health, prescription drugs, women's health, women's rights | 17 Comments

“Ypsimata”

By Mark | January 7, 2012

It’s been a while since I last coined a new phrase here. I like doing it, but, as they never really seem to catch on, I’ve become less inclined to put in the effort. (I’m still angry that my phrase “face taint”, for that area between one’s nose and upper lip, never caught on like [...]

Also posted in Mark's Life, Photographs, Uncategorized | Tagged coining new words and phrases, crucifixion, face taint, feet, Jesus, Jesus Christ, nails, rapetainment, roof repair, rug burn, sexmata, stigmate, wounds | 14 Comments

Blogbaby episode six: Jeff Kay on frantic teenage masturbation

By Mark | January 2, 2012

[While I'm busy scrubbing poop from diapers and other articles of clothing, several friends have been kind enough to provide content for this site, through a program we're calling Blogbaby. Today's contribution comes from my old comedy writing partner, the world-famous blogger Jeff Kay.] I recently overheard a couple of guys joking about how they [...]