Tag Archives: Melissa Dettloff

On having one’s unicorn-killing intellectual property stolen by Samsung, and celebrating the release of yet another Monkey Power Trio record

By Mark | February 17, 2013

I received a cryptic message a few days ago from an anonymous source, telling me that I had to immediately retain an attorney and protect my intellectual property from the evil Korean CEO of Samsung. I wrote it off as the ranting of a delusional reader, as it’s not uncommon for me to receive paranoid [...]

Posted in Art and Culture, Mark's Life, Monkey Power Trio, Special Projects, Uncategorized | Also tagged advertising, being ripped the fuck off, CHI&Partners, Fox Sports, Monkey Power Trio, Nathan DeYonker, Samsung, Samsung Galaxy, selling out, severed unicorn head superstore, unicorns, WCBN | 16 Comments

Promoting the Shadow Art Fair in Riverside Park at Midnight among armed strangers

By Mark | July 17, 2012

There wasn’t a post last night because I was out late, having my photo taken, along with the other members of the Michigan Design Militia, for an article about the upcoming Shadow Art Fair, which is supposed to appear tomorrow in Concentrate. The only time we could all get together was last night, at about [...]

Posted in Mark's Life, Media, Shadow Art Fair, Ypsilanti | Also tagged 1966, blow job, Bodies and Beats, Chris Sandon, Concentrate, Doug Coombe, Drunken Barn Dance, Exquisite Motion Corpse, George Clinton, green screen, Hot Boss, Hott Boss, Ian Fulcher, Kickstarter, Machete, Michigan Design Militia, Mike Perini, Minus9, oral sex, public sex, Riverside Park, Saturday Looks Good To Me, selling out, Shadow Brew, The Beatles, tridge, Vinnie Massimino, WCBN, Yesterday and Today, Ypsi after dark | 15 Comments

Walk, Wag and Run event raises over $125,000 for the Humane Society of Huron Valley… local dogs appear unappreciative

By Mark | May 22, 2012

My friend Melissa likes dogs more than people… She likes dogs so much, that, a few days ago, when you and I were still at home, in our warm beds, she was out running, raising money for the Humane Society of Huron Valley . (The event, I believe, was called “Walk, Wag and Run.”) I [...]

Posted in Other | Also tagged dogs, Humane Society of Huron Valley, make a donation, Miguel the dog, running, site headers, Super Cool Header Project, Vinnie Massimino | 9 Comments

AnnArbor.com covering Ypsi, like it or not

By Mark | December 5, 2010

The person who covers Ypsi for AnnArbor.com is a guy by the name of Tom Perkins, and he’s been stirring up quite a bit of shit lately. In this past week, he’s broken stories on both the crumbling of Dave Curtis’s Washington Street empire and the decision by the Depot Town CDC to end their [...]

Posted in Art and Culture, Mark's Life, Media, Photographs, Shadow Art Fair, Special Projects | Also tagged AnnArbor.com, Chris Sandon, delinquent hipsters, Depot Town CDC, Depot Town Community Development Corporation, Elvisfest, Erik Dotzauer, Krampus, Krampus Ball, Mary Decker, Merrill Guerra, Michigan Design Militia, nipple tweaking, painfully-erect monster nipples, The Jamboree | 38 Comments

Krampi teats

By Mark | December 2, 2010

I’m told that there may be photo of me on the AnnArbor.com site tomorrow, milking a Krampus teat into a beer mug. I’m not saying it didn’t happen. It could have. I don’t know. Due to my cold, I’d eaten a number of honey lemon cough drops with echinacea, and, to be honest, the whole [...]