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Big Death… How the funeral industry is killing us

By Mark | August 21, 2013

As it’s been a while since we’ve discussed America’s rapidly consolidating and progressively evil funeral industry, I thought that I’d share this comment, which was left a few days ago on Reddit, in a thread about industry secrets, by an unnamed individual claiming to be a funeral director. [I’ve added several links, but otherwise the […]

Posted in Other, Uncategorized | Also tagged A Family Undertaking, All Saints, anus, big death, biohazard, casket, chemicals, coined phrases, coining new words and phrases, Corporate Crime, cremation, cremation societies, Death, deathcare, Dignity Memorials, embalming fluid, Erika Nelson, eye caps, FTC Funeral Rule, Funeral Consumers Alliance, funeral homes, funeral supplies, funerals, Generations Funeral Service, green burial, Josh Slocum, leakage, monopoly, Muehlig Funeral Home, napping in caskets, natural burial, pollution, purge, pyramid schemes, sales, SCI, Secrets, Service Corporation International, STEI, Stewart Enterprises, toxic waste, trocar, water quality | 33 Comments

“Keep your hands off MI vagina”

By Mark | June 17, 2012

As you likely already know, Representative Lisa Brown was banned “indefinitely” from the floor of the Michigan House last week, when, in response to a coordinated, all-out Republican assault on women’s reproductive rights, she said, “I’m flattered you’re all so concerned about my vagina. But no means no.” The story, as it’s being related online, […]

Posted in Civil Liberties, Michigan, Uncategorized | Also tagged abortion, Barb Byrum, Dian Slavens, Eve Ensler, freedom of religion, Gretchen Whitmer, HB 5711, Jewish, Jim Stamas, Joan Bauer, Laura Hornshaw, Lisa Brown, Michigan House of Representatives, Planned Parenthood, Rashida Tlaib, Rebekah Warren, Roe v. Wade, Stacy Erwin Oakes, The Vagina Monologues, vasectomy, Vicki Barnett, war on women, women's health, women's rights | 19 Comments

Someone named Audrina Patridge to leave Hollywood for Detroit

By Mark | January 25, 2011

I had managed, up until a few days ago, to completely avoid reality television stalwart Audrina Patridge. As we don’t have a television hooked up to the outside world, I’d missed out on both The Hills and Dancing with the Stars. But, about a week or so ago, while peddling away on a stationary bike […]

Posted in Detroit, Media, Uncategorized | Also tagged Audrina Patridge, Bash Boulder, Buffalo Wild Wings, Dancing with the Stars, Dream Maker, Mark Burnett, Michigan film incentives, Patrick Elkins, posts where Mark kind of implies that he's better than you because he doesn't have a television, reality television, slang, Survivor, The Hills, The Situation, VH1, webisodes, YOBI, yobi.tv, yoni | 10 Comments

Star parties elicit moral panic, Sex in the City 2 elicits desire to perform self-surgery

By Mark | May 27, 2010

Do you remember the rainbow party hysteria of a few years ago? I can’t remember where it all started, but people from coast-to-coast became convinced that a tidal wave of children’s oral sex orgies was washing over America. Oprah, I believe, had a story about it. And someone wrote a young adult novel about the […]

Posted in Art and Culture | Also tagged a star, Andrea Dworkin, Anna Czarnocka, bad movie reviews, Burkas, Burkas and Birkins, Cynthia Nixon, emaciated goblin shoulders, entitled cunts, gay men playing with giant Barbie dolls, lubrication, Monica Lewinsky, moral panic, movie reviews, Muslim women, oral sex, Phyllis Schlafly, Poland, rainbow parties, rainbows, Ralph Nader, red, Samantha Jones, Sex in the City, Sex in the City 2, sexism, teen pregnancy, the sewing up of holes, the Stranger, the sun, United Arab Emirates, urban legends, vagina vitamins, violet, Vivian Salama, yams | 16 Comments

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