I’m sorry for running off and leaving you these past few days, but I needed a break. Clementine and I, desperate for a little father-daughter time away from the hassle of everyday life, headed north to Beaver Island, where we crashed with some old friends. And, for the first time in over a decade, I […]
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Escape to Beaver Island
Posted in Mark's Life, Michigan, Photographs Also tagged beaches, Beaver Island, Clementine, Dragon, islands, Jason Wright, Maria Cotera, nature, parenting tips, sand, sand castles, toys, turtles, Upper Peninsula, utopian communities, vacations, Walter Reuther 16 Comments
“So, you spent Thanksgiving sharing criminal memories with your family? I thought it was bad enough when I read your diary entries about trying to get young men to buy you drinks, leering at nudie photos of their girlfriends, and fantasizing about blowing bus drivers. I hope you’ll be able to check this sad decline.” –Doug Skinner
It never occurred to me that the readers of this site would misinterpret or, worse yet, purposefully twist my words for comedic and even hurtful effect. However, that is just what one Mr. Douglas Skinner has done to me. He has jumbled my words together and turned them against me! Does his cruelty know no […]
Posted in Other Also tagged Abercrombie and Fitch, bankruptcy, Bill Clinton, breast augmentation, Britney Spears, Catholic Church, child molestation, Doug Skinner, elevated breast gurney, Eminem, Extreme Makeovers, Giants of Guadalcanal, half-man cannibalistic sex-machine, Howard Stern, Iraq, John Poindexter, Mark's health, migraines, Monica Lewinsky, moon, Mrs. Doubtfire, National Security Agency, oral sex, plastic surgery, poop-touching, priests, privacy, religious persecution, Robert Redford, sexual abuse, The Monster of Cannibal Island, Three Days of the Condor, Total Information Awareness, weapons of mass destruction 1 Comment