As I try to narrate everything possible for the benefit of my 10 month old son, Arlo, I constantly find myself saying things that I wouldn’t normally say in the course of an ordinary day. I say things like, “Daddy is fully extending his pale, white arm, to scratch the ear of the old, grey […]
It’s recently been brought to my attention that this blog, assuming I can stay alive for a few more months, and keep dragging my fat fingers across the keyboard of this old computer, will turn ten years old in August. The person who wrote to me, and alerted me to this fact, wanted to know […]
This comic was left for me at the Corner Brewery tonight… If I’m understanding it correctly, two MarkMaynard.com readers happened to be urinating at the same time, in adjacent stalls, when a conversation about this site was struck up, and a friendship was formed. [The lesson here, of course, is that, if you’re looking for […]
