By Mark | February 29, 2012
Apparently we exceeded our lifetime flush capacity and blew out the inner workings of our toilet tonight, so I’m desperately trying to reconstruct it from scavenged parts. (At this point, I was going to suggest that I was in the process of using said toilet, while heroically trying to fix it at the same time, […]
Posted in Local Business, Mark's Life, Uncategorized | Also tagged Charles Lindbergh, Davy Jones, diffusing bombs, Jesse Kranyak, Karen Maurer, Mark's penis, paruresis, Spirit of St. Louis, toilet, toilet repair, trough urinals, urinal, urination, Wurst Bar |
This comic was left for me at the Corner Brewery tonight… If I’m understanding it correctly, two MarkMaynard.com readers happened to be urinating at the same time, in adjacent stalls, when a conversation about this site was struck up, and a friendship was formed. [The lesson here, of course, is that, if you’re looking for […]
I love the Brewery, but I’m thinking about starting an online petition. I seriously hate trough urinals. I realize my dislike of them probably has a lot to do with the fact that I suffer from social phobia, but, even if that weren’t the case, I can’t imagine that I’d enjoy urinating shoulder-to-shoulder with other […]
Posted in Mark's Life | Also tagged bashful bladder, bashful kidneys, Corner brewery, neanderthals, petitions, psychogenic urinary retention, Rene Greff, shy bladder syndrome, shy kidney, stage fright, trough urinals, urophobia |
