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What could possibly be going on in the women’s bathroom at my office?
Posted in Mark's Life Also tagged bathrooms, video, video surveillance, women's restroom 10 Comments
On potty training and pooping rainbows
Over the holiday break, I spent a considerable amount of time sequestered in my room, sorting through my towering piles of paper, trying to bring some semblance of order to my increasingly chaotic life. And, in the process, I came across these two pieces of documentation relating to Arlo’s potty training, which, thankfully, is now […]
Posted in Mark's Life, Uncategorized Also tagged Arlo, Clementine, poop, potty training, rainbows, rainbows of poop, Totally Quotable Arlo 10 Comments
To the gentleman in the Panera restroom, I’m sorry if I terrified and/or aroused you
As I try to narrate everything possible for the benefit of my 10 month old son, Arlo, I constantly find myself saying things that I wouldn’t normally say in the course of an ordinary day. I say things like, “Daddy is fully extending his pale, white arm, to scratch the ear of the old, grey […]
