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The weighted blanket
This year, for my birthday, Linette ordered a “weighted blanket” for me. Well, it came today, and I’m laying under it right now, struggling to fill my lungs. I can see the appeal. It’s comforting. It’s like the lead apron you have to wear at the dentist’s office when you’re having X-rays taken. I’ve yet […]
Posted in Mark's Life, OCD, Uncategorized Also tagged hug machine, Linette, Mark's birthday, mental health, OCD blogger, serotonin, sleep, Temple Grandin, weighted blanket 3 Comments
Totally Quotable Arlo: circumcision edition
So, yeah, today’s the day Arlo found out that his grandparents were responsible for cutting off the “safety part” of his father’s penis, something I’m sure they’ll hear about come Sunday, during our weekly call… If you’re reading this, mom and dad, you’ve got five days to come up with a good explanation. For what […]
Posted in Mark's Life, Special Projects Also tagged circumcision, Mark's penis, penis, penises, Totally Quotable Arlo 12 Comments
Michael Moore on “the biggest ‘fuck you’ ever recorded in human history” and the righteous anger of the dispossessed American Trump supporter
While I’m helping Arlo get his pterodactyl costume ready for tomorrow night’s YpsiGlow event, I wanted to share this video with you. It’s an excerpt from Micahel Moore’s new film Trumpland. As it’s been making it’s way around the internet for the past day or two, I suspect that most of you have probably already […]
Posted in Michigan, Politics, Predictions Also tagged 2016, Brexit, costumes, Detroit Economic Club, dispossessed, Donald Trump, Ford Motor Company, free trade, fuck you, Halloween, Hillary Clinton, Hillbilly Elegy, Mexico, Michael Moore, middle class, middle class anger, molotov, Obamacare, outsourcing, Percocet, Presidential politics, revenge, Trumpland, voting, YpsiGLOW 238 Comments
The giant rat that was waiting for me upon my return home
There’s nothing like coming home late from the airport, exhausted from a day of travel after a grueling out-of-state recording session with friends, and finding a three foot tall stuffed rat dressed like a rabbit laying on the ground in front of your house. I don’t know if I would have been so freaked out, […]
Posted in Mark's Life Also tagged being scared, Monkey Power Trio, practical jokes, pranks, rats, scare tactics, scary things 13 Comments
