A few days ago, at lunch, I received a strange call. Ypsi’s new City Manager had somehow gotten his hands on my cell phone number. He was calling to apologize. I can’t remember his exact words, but he said something like, “Uhhhh… The City just launched a new website, and, somehow, it was hacked. You […]
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Ypsilanti City government takes a stand on my penis
Posted in Mark's Life, Ypsilanti | Also tagged AnnArbor.com, City Manager, hacking, John Hansen, Karen Maurer, Mark's penis, Mitt Romney, Neutral Zone, penises, Queer Zone, sabotage, trough urinals, urinal, Wurst Bar | 22 Comments
In defense of my beautiful body… majestic penis
Last night, in a post about a new bar in Ypsi, I noted my dislike of trough urinals. This admission attracted the following comment from an Ypsilantian by the name of Karen. If you’re ashamed of your penis that much, you should get a catheter for when you go out to eat. In a later […]
Posted in Mark's Life, Uncategorized | Also tagged Birthers, catheter, Freaks and Geeks, Karen Maurer, Mark's penis, penises, testicles, The Worst Bar, trough urinals, Truthers | 36 Comments