Peeing women discuss MarkMaynard.com

This comic was left for me at the Corner Brewery tonight… If I’m understanding it correctly, two MarkMaynard.com readers happened to be urinating at the same time, in adjacent stalls, when a conversation about this site was struck up, and a friendship was formed.

[The lesson here, of course, is that, if you’re looking for new friends, all you need to do is talk about this site while excreting your various toxins… If you have a story about peeing, vomiting, or taking a dump while talking out loud about this site, we’d love to hear it. Please send in comics, videos, oil paintings, or what have you, and I’ll post them here… Extra points if the documented conversation takes place across a trough urinal.]

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38 Comments

  1. Hubba
    Posted June 16, 2011 at 10:34 pm | Permalink

    Damn! WetDolphinMissile is cold stone HOT!

  2. Ronnie Reagan
    Posted June 17, 2011 at 1:15 am | Permalink

    “Matt Greff, if you seek peace, if you seek prosperity for the Corner Brewery and Ypsilanti, if you seek liberalization, come here to this thin metal wall that separates peeing women…. Mr. Greff, Mr. Greff, tear down this wall!”

  3. LaidOffTeacherPatti
    Posted June 17, 2011 at 2:48 am | Permalink

    I think my handwriting looks like my personality….in a good way :)

  4. SuiftKiff
    Posted June 17, 2011 at 3:04 am | Permalink

    Do the women’s toilets really face one another like that?

  5. wetdolphinmissile
    Posted June 17, 2011 at 5:51 am | Permalink

    big cursive handwriting …like mine:)

  6. Edward
    Posted June 17, 2011 at 6:04 am | Permalink

    I’m not suggesting that these fine, upstanding women are lying, and that something else was in fact going on in the bathroom of the Corner, but there’s something about their account that reminds me of the whole Larry Craig thing.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Craig_scandal

  7. wetdolphinmissile
    Posted June 17, 2011 at 8:17 am | Permalink

    Actually we were discussing the lost graffiti…and I opined that maybe having it posted on MM was the reason for it’s demise. That brought up that we were both posters on this site…And I had been enjoying the strawberry blond beer. And sorry Edward, women talk, gossip and solve the worlds problem in the loo…it is a long honored tradition.

  8. Ypsiosaurus Wrecks
    Posted June 17, 2011 at 8:39 am | Permalink

    Are LOTP and TP one in the same?

    Ed: I think you’re right – there was some foot tapping goin on…

    Mark what’s going on with your bathroom fetish?

  9. Local Conspiracy Guy
    Posted June 17, 2011 at 8:42 am | Permalink

    If we’re nice to the guys at Wireless Ypsi, we might be able to get audio of this conversation. I hear they’ve got the Corner bugged.

  10. gary
    Posted June 17, 2011 at 8:52 am | Permalink

    since discussions about ball shaving never caught on like mark had hoped, i’m glad to see he’s finally been able to get the community to talk about women urinating in public restrooms.

    i smell a spin-off website. and it smells like asparagus.

  11. Mr. X
    Posted June 17, 2011 at 9:10 am | Permalink

    Does anyone remember when this site used to post interviews conducted with people as they used the Corner’s urinals?

    http://markmaynard.com/?p=5610

  12. LaidOffTeacherPatti
    Posted June 17, 2011 at 9:47 am | Permalink

    We could restart that tradition, Mr. X, WDM and I :)…I mean, in the ladies’ room, of course.

  13. H Ref
    Posted June 17, 2011 at 9:54 am | Permalink

    You may just be number two in the eyes of Current readers, but I bet no one has ever opined loudly about the posts at DamnArbor.com while peeing at a bar. And no one can take that away from you.

    http://markmaynard.com/?p=13973

  14. Pat Toomey
    Posted June 17, 2011 at 3:26 pm | Permalink

    Thank you, Patti, for sharing this. I know that it took a lot of courage.

  15. Posted June 17, 2011 at 3:40 pm | Permalink

    Lies.

  16. Alice
    Posted June 17, 2011 at 7:53 pm | Permalink

    Curse you for putting the image in my head of Steve Pierce and Brian Robb listening to women peeing.

  17. LaidOffTeacherPatti
    Posted June 17, 2011 at 9:47 pm | Permalink

    Has anyone else noticed the floating smiley faces and how they look like they are aiming at our crotches, about to delight us with cunnilingus? I noticed it as the paper was handed to Mark. Btw, you all should have seen how Mark took the paper from Joanna, my pal & Corner manager…he looked at it like it might have meth or something on it…it was hysterical.

  18. dragon
    Posted June 17, 2011 at 11:07 pm | Permalink

    he looked at it like it might have meth or something on it…

    He acted like I was handing him the bike seat from a Valtrex commercial, or something…

  19. Jules
    Posted June 18, 2011 at 8:30 am | Permalink

    I’ll bet Renee just loves it every time you link the old urinal trough page.

  20. LaidOffTeacherPatti
    Posted June 18, 2011 at 10:08 am | Permalink

    Dragon, nice! Much better imagery….

  21. pee man
    Posted June 18, 2011 at 6:57 pm | Permalink

    Someone’s got to make an erotic reinterpretation of these events. Where’s Steve Swan when we need him?

  22. Australopissicus
    Posted June 19, 2011 at 4:34 am | Permalink

    It looks like two drawings of Tipper Gore.

  23. Posted June 19, 2011 at 8:56 am | Permalink

    It looks to me like women pee on chairs at the Corner Brewery.

  24. LaidOffTeacherPatti
    Posted June 19, 2011 at 9:33 am | Permalink

    I TOLD YOU ALL I COULDN’T DRAW :) :) :) :)

  25. Walt
    Posted June 19, 2011 at 8:56 pm | Permalink

    At least the mystery of why the Corner always smells like urine is solved.

    Thanks Patti!

  26. Maria
    Posted June 19, 2011 at 10:26 pm | Permalink

    Okay, this is a gross thread. Please let’s move on.

  27. Ed N
    Posted June 21, 2011 at 7:06 pm | Permalink

    And this is why women shouldn’t be allowed in bars.

  28. Shy Guy
    Posted June 21, 2011 at 10:31 pm | Permalink

    I know women are supposed to be jealous of men cause we can pee standing up. But I’ve always been jealous of women. If I go into the stall at the CB and sit down, everybody knows I’m up to something big. No way to hide it. If a woman sits down, who’s to say what she’s working on? I wish someone would invent a urinal you could take a discreet crap at. By discreet I mean you’re standing their at the urinal and it looks like you’re just pissing but you’re actually taking a big fat dump. I know the logistics are pretty challenging but it would be a huge step forward for many men with shy bowels. If there are any engineers/inventors reading please consider taking up the mantel.

  29. VL lover
    Posted June 22, 2011 at 12:48 pm | Permalink

    You haven’t peed until you’ve peed in Louis Vuitton bag.

  30. LaidOffTeacherPatti
    Posted June 22, 2011 at 1:29 pm | Permalink

    I’m sure I’m over-sharing again but in the 3rd or so grade, my best friend and I would actually pee standing up. We would have to step over the entire toilet, facing the back. If you kind of straddled it, you could pee standing up. I haven’t done it since though so I don’t know if it would still work.

    What is the history behind urinals, anyway? Just to make it quicker to get in and out?

  31. Walt
    Posted June 22, 2011 at 3:14 pm | Permalink

    What are our chances of you and wetdolphinmissile getting together and sketching that for us?

  32. Hermes Bags
    Posted June 22, 2011 at 5:20 pm | Permalink

    You simply haven’t lived until you’ve taken a dump in a Hermes bag.

  33. LaidOffTeacherPatti
    Posted June 22, 2011 at 9:15 pm | Permalink

    I’m afraid that’s beyond my drawing abilities, Walt…. ;)

  34. seyrmfr45
    Posted June 23, 2011 at 8:50 pm | Permalink

    Can someone animate this, please?

  35. Monk
    Posted July 10, 2011 at 1:53 am | Permalink

    Any chance that they might be willing to do a historic reenactment during the Shadow Art Fair?

  36. Knox
    Posted July 10, 2011 at 2:12 pm | Permalink

    Yes, they should do it every hour, on the hour.

    Money from the ticket sales could go toward Suzanne Somers’ incontinence non-profit.

  37. Wisseleslee
    Posted July 16, 2011 at 12:22 pm | Permalink

    Do we have a report from the bathroom yet? Are women cooing “Mark Maynard” over the low gurgling of flushes?

  38. Fredo
    Posted August 1, 2011 at 8:29 am | Permalink

    What local bloggers do women talk about when they poop?

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