So, yeah, today’s the day Arlo found out that his grandparents were responsible for cutting off the “safety part” of his father’s penis, something I’m sure they’ll hear about come Sunday, during our weekly call… If you’re reading this, mom and dad, you’ve got five days to come up with a good explanation. For what […]
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Totally Quotable Arlo: circumcision edition
Posted in Mark's Life, Special Projects Also tagged Arlo, circumcision, Mark's penis, penis, penises, Totally Quotable Arlo 12 Comments
Talking erections at the doctor’s office
I went to the doctor a week or so ago for a long overdue physical. After exchanging a few pleasantries, the doctor, who was probably about ten years younger than me, laid me out on his table and poked around at me for a while, awkwardly asking the kinds of questions that you ask a […]
Posted in Mark's Life, Uncategorized Also tagged CIA, comics, Eddie Knight, erections, Jim Cherewick, Mark's health, Mark's mating habits, Mark's penis, Matt Posky, Peter Sickman-Garner, prostate cancer, torture 16 Comments
Are any of you good at dream interpretation? I need some help.
I had a very odd dream last night, and I’d like to have some help making sense of it. I was in a theater at Greenfield Village, which, to my knowledge, does not exist in real life. I was seated in the front row, to the right of the stage, with my friends Dan and […]
Posted in Mark's Life, Uncategorized Also tagged Archie Byron, astroturf, Bob Seger, Dan Richardson, Dave Miller, dream interpretation, dreams, folk art, Greenfield Village, Henry Ford, Henry Ford Museum, Mark's penis, Ned Cartledge, pants, penises, Pete Seger, Seth Rogan, small penis, Steve Earle, underwear 24 Comments