Mark Maynard | My Life in Ypsi

Death panel to Robert Novak: “Death!”

By Mark | August 18, 2009

Posted in Health, Media, Other, Politics | Also tagged American Idol, angry old white men, another famous person has died, bad journalists, comic, death panel, death sentences for elderly Republic donors, George Clooney, liberation chamber, Obamacare, organ harvesting, Paula Abdul, Plamegate, Robert Novak, Valerie Plame, water color | 13 Comments

Hit Larry with a stick

By Mark | August 10, 2009

Posted in Ideas, Mark's Life, Other, sex, Special Projects, Ypsilanti | Also tagged adult pinata, balloons, Beerfest, Canada, cartoon, fetish, fisting latin trannies, Hustler, Larry Flynt, lowering things from trees, Manhattan Project, paper mache, pinata of smut, porn, posts so small that no one can read them, Riverside Park, the Barely Legal layer, the rapture, things for people to hit, things hidden in my office, things that look like Larry Flynt's head | 12 Comments

11:00 Super busy. No time to write…. Someone must have smuggled in a cello or something. I can hear it coming from across the room, and it sounds great. 8:44 I’ve got great videos that I want to post, but it looks like my camera battery has died… I’m pissed off. 6:20 The special Shadow […]

Posted in Ann Arbor, Art and Culture, Crimewave USA, Food, Local Business, Mark's Life, Monkey Power Trio, Shadow Art Fair, Ypsilanti | Also tagged bag lunch, bathroom interview, brushes with death, Cd. Juarez es the # 1, cycle powered cinema, dollar dozer, interview, Juarez, money hole, Ryan, severed heads, Shadow Brew, Zingerman's | 25 Comments

Getting in Maxim with my dignity intact

By Mark | June 16, 2009

The DeNiro thing doesn’t seem to be dying. It made it into Maxim today… They say the idea is “so awesome, it just might work”… Still no word from DeNiro.

Posted in Art and Culture, Mark's Life, Media, Pop Culture | Also tagged 15 minutes of fame, comics, Deja Vu, Michigan film incentives, Robert DeNiro, so awesome it just might work, Stone, strip joints | 13 Comments

It’s like a jelly donut full of crab meat, only without the crab meat

By Mark | June 1, 2009

[This conversation with the spine surgeon took place a few weeks ago, as we looked at images from my MRI. Basically she told me that I’d never get my old disk back, but that, by watching what I did, and building up my core strength, I could avoid future flair ups. I forget the exact […]

Posted in Mark's Life | Also tagged back pain, bad metaphors, cartoon, it sucks getting old, jelly donut full of crab meat, looking for someone to blame, metaphors, mixed metaphors | 13 Comments

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