Getting in Maxim with my dignity intact


The DeNiro thing doesn’t seem to be dying. It made it into Maxim today… They say the idea is “so awesome, it just might work”… Still no word from DeNiro.

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  1. DRich
    Posted June 16, 2009 at 9:43 pm | Permalink

    They filed it under Stupid Fun!! Are you gonna take that?

  2. Posted June 16, 2009 at 9:48 pm | Permalink

    Does this answer your question, Dan?

  3. Good Citizen
    Posted June 16, 2009 at 10:00 pm | Permalink

    I understand why Norton is out. But how about Pesci?

  4. Cab Age
    Posted June 16, 2009 at 10:06 pm | Permalink

    DeNiro totally nailed Mark Maynard to a T in the“cabbage scene.”

  5. Furball
    Posted June 16, 2009 at 10:30 pm | Permalink

    oh god oh god oh god … thank you Mark Maynard.!

    “I imagine I’m covered in fur … woof woof woof… I’m imaging I’m furry…”

    Oh god. I knew I kept reading for a reason.

    Thank you. cabbage family maynard.

    Mmmm. Mark. You will always be my big ripe and ready cabbage! Bless you. Nibble nibble. MUNCH MUNCH!!!

  6. Brackinald Achery
    Posted June 16, 2009 at 10:55 pm | Permalink

    Have you picked who’s coming with you and DeNiro yet?

  7. tommy
    Posted June 17, 2009 at 7:22 am | Permalink

    If this ever transpires and you still need volunteers, I’d be glad to oblige. I fit the demographic – married and fully aware that the way you ‘spin’ things makes all the difference with the spousal unit. That and some jewelry every now and then!

  8. Posted June 17, 2009 at 7:44 am | Permalink

    I’ll go now and reserve a table. I’ll see you guys there.

  9. dan
    Posted June 17, 2009 at 7:47 am | Permalink

    I bet she didn’t have to trudge away at blogging for years to get into Maxim. Frankly Mark, I think your jealous of her ta-tas.

  10. Posted June 17, 2009 at 7:48 am | Permalink

    “dignity intact”….Yeah, ahhh ha ha ha ha! Yeah, ah ha ha ha ha!…

  11. Constance
    Posted June 17, 2009 at 9:38 am | Permalink

    It would be interesting to see what would happen if Maxim ever ran an photo of a regular old average American male topless on their cover, looking seductive, and pressing his man boobs together with arms to increase their fullness.

  12. RM Toomy
    Posted September 11, 2011 at 9:38 am | Permalink

    Dignity, thank God, is for people without great tits.

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