The DeNiro thing doesn’t seem to be dying. It made it into Maxim today… They say the idea is “so awesome, it just might work”… Still no word from DeNiro.
They filed it under Stupid Fun!! Are you gonna take that?
Does this answer your question, Dan?
I understand why Norton is out. But how about Pesci?
DeNiro totally nailed Mark Maynard to a T in the“cabbage scene.”
oh god oh god oh god … thank you Mark Maynard.!
“I imagine I’m covered in fur … woof woof woof… I’m imaging I’m furry…”
Oh god. I knew I kept reading for a reason.
Thank you. cabbage family maynard.
Mmmm. Mark. You will always be my big ripe and ready cabbage! Bless you. Nibble nibble. MUNCH MUNCH!!!
Have you picked who’s coming with you and DeNiro yet?
If this ever transpires and you still need volunteers, I’d be glad to oblige. I fit the demographic – married and fully aware that the way you ‘spin’ things makes all the difference with the spousal unit. That and some jewelry every now and then!
I’ll go now and reserve a table. I’ll see you guys there.
I bet she didn’t have to trudge away at blogging for years to get into Maxim. Frankly Mark, I think your jealous of her ta-tas.
“dignity intact”….Yeah, ahhh ha ha ha ha! Yeah, ah ha ha ha ha!…
It would be interesting to see what would happen if Maxim ever ran an photo of a regular old average American male topless on their cover, looking seductive, and pressing his man boobs together with arms to increase their fullness.
Dignity, thank God, is for people without great tits.
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