Yesterday, I posted something here about Rudy Giuliani’s repeated suggestion that, up until Obama took office, Republican presidents had kept us safe from terrorism, ignoring the fact that the 9/11 attacks, which happened during the second Bush administration, took place when he was Mayor of New York City, seven years before Obama took office. Well, I know it’s in incredibly bad taste, but something about this comment, which was left earlier today by a reader calling himself John Galt, really got me thinking about what other evil Obama might be responsible for according to Rudy Giuliani.
I know I can do better, but here’s the best thing that I’ve been able to come up with so far. “What possessed Barack Obama to hire the Hell Angles,” I imagine Giuliani screaming as he smashes his fists onto the podium, “to handle security at Altamont?”
Or maybe it should be something about the Lindberg baby. I don’t know. Give me some time to work on it.