By all appearances, we’re under martial law right now in Ypsilanti. I’m not sure what’s up, but the roads are all blocked and sirens are blaring. Judging from what I’m reading on social media, and the thumping bass beneath the wail of the sirens, I think we’ve been attacked by the gay. At least that’s what it looks like, based on photos like this one of what appear to be gay activists standing on Ypsilanti’s street corners, aggressively hurling rainbows into the faces of bewildered breeders.
I hate to say it, but it would appear that the Republicans were right. Yesterday’s Supreme Court decision really was the beginning of the end. God help us all.
[In case it’s not clear, the above post is about the Color Run. If the gay have been able to weaponize rainbows, I’m not aware of it. Also, I suspect they’re all still in bed right now, having gay partied late into the night.]