AnnArbor.com implements crackdown on excessive capitalization

It’s been a while since we here in this wretched hive of scum and villainy have discussed the form of “aggressive moderation” being practiced by our friends at AnnArbor.com. As I’m sympathetic to their situation, and want for them to be successful, I try not to be unnecessarily critical of the choices they make. But, on occasion, though, they do something so silly, that I can’t help but comment. And, today is one of those days… The following screen shot comes from a thread on their site today about Asian carp.

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I’m not sure how using ALL CAPS violates their Comment Moderation Guidelines, but maybe there’s something offensive about capital letters that I’m not aware of.

So, be careful… Exclamation marks may be next.

Speaking of Asian carp, I find it interesting that, of the now twenty-some articles I’ve read on the subject, I haven’t come across a single mention of how the giant fish taste. I mean, I want them out of the Great Lakes – don’t get me wrong – but, at least if they tasted good, there would be something of an upside to having these giant, 75-pound missiles shooting out of Lake Michigan and killing boaters.

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Crimewave USA magazine, first member of the Dead Magazine Club

I guess the folks at Utne Reader must have appreciated the little magazine that Linette and I used to publish. They just launched a new website called the Dead Magazine Club, where they bemoan the loss of great periodicals, and they chose Crimewave as their very first entry. Apparently they want to know what’s become of us… which is something that I often wonder myself.

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A special thanks to my friend Suzanne for bringing this to my attention… and kind of making me feel like a loser schmuck in the process. And, no, I don’t blame her for that. I’m glad that she told me. It’s good to know that our work is missed among those few who still remain dedicated to the alternative press. I just don’t like being reminded of the fact that we’re no longer really producing anything of cultural value. And then there’s the guilt. I hate that there are people out there, counting on us to produce more issues.

With all of that said, however, I should probably mention that Crimewave isn’t actually, technically dead. (I guess you could say, it’s more like Terri Schiavo than, say, the Wicked Witch of the East at this point.) Sure, it’s been a few years since we put an issue out, but Linette and I haven’t pulled the plug yet. Yes, we let the website go. But we’re not calling the magazine quits just yet. We may still have an issue or two left in us.

And, if you want to point fingers, and blame someone for fact that there hasn’t been a new issue in the last few years, blame Desert Moon Distribution, or the fact that people don’t always have the same level of energy that they had in their 20’s.

[Tonight’s post is dedicated to the brilliant, heroic, devastatingly funny Roger Ebert, whom I’ve wanted to interview for years, but have never had the opportunity. (I did get to talk with Russ Meyer about him, though, which was fun.) I’ve wanted to interview Roger since about 1996, when I met an old man at an alternative press gathering in California who showed me a copy of a fanzine from the late 50’s that he claimed was penned by a young Ebert. I believe the name of the zine was “Stymie,” but it could have been “Stump.” I glanced at it briefly, as the fellow told me about how Ebert would send him copies from his parent’s basement in Illinois, when he was a kid. (The zine, as I recall, consisted mostly of sci-fi reviews.) Anyway, I just always wanted to talk with Roger about his time spent in his parents’ basement, reaching out to other like-minded people in the early days of zines. I know it probably pales next to his more recent, adult accomplishments, but I think it’s somehow very important.]

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I’ve finally earned a place in the Hitler Downfall meme

I was alerted to the existence of this footage earlier tonight, upon arriving home from work. Linette took me into her office and showed it to me, but was reluctant to tell me who the responsible party was. She eventually gave up our mutual friend Eric Lagergren, though…

Thank you, Eric, for making history come alive for my family and me. I’d been waiting for the right time to introduce my five year old daughter to Hitler, and, tonight, you gave me that very special gift.

[For background on the Hitler Downfall meme, click here.]

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Might a local currency be in our future?

I just heard from Ingrid Ault, the Executive Director of Think Local First, that her organization has been awarded a $5,000 grant from the Ann Arbor Downtown Development Authority to study the feasibility of a local currency here in the Ypsi-Arbor area. And, as it’s something we’ve discussed passionately here in the past, I thought that I should mention it… Following are the three questions Ingird and her folks have been charged with answering.

1) Would the Washtenaw County community embrace a local currency?

2) If yes, what local currency model would the community like to see put into place?

3) Would the new currency system encourage community members to support local independently owned businesses at a higher rate?

And, toward that end, they’ll be hosting three public meetings in order to present the models that they’ve identified (including those employed in the BerkShares and Ithaca Hours programs), and solicit community feedback. According to Ingrid, “The meeting format will allow participants to view informational materials at their leisure, ask questions, and finally to cast a ballot for the option that they feel best meets the needs of the community.”

Here’s the meeting schedule:

• Tuesday February 23, 2010 at the downtown branch of the Ann Arbor District Library in the lower lever multi-purpose room (343 South Fifth Ave, Ann Arbor)

• Thursday February 25, 2010 at the Ypsilanti Senior Center (1015 North Congress, Ypsilanti)

• Wednesday March 3, 2010 at the Vitosha Guest Haus Inn (1917 Washtenaw Avenue, Ann Arbor)

All meetings are open to the public and will run between 6:00 PM and 8:00 PM.

And, if you’re interested in this subject, please come back to the site in a week or so, when I hope to have an interview with Ingrid on the various options on the table, next steps, etc.

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My friend Scott, a forefather of teabaggery

I don’t like to brag, but I have a personal connection to the patriotic teabaggery presently sweeping across this great nation of ours… You see, my friend Scott, the founder of Baltimore’s Atomic Books, was instrumental in the mainstream popularization of the formerly-gay practice which spawned this historic conservative movement. You might not be aware of his work, but I’m confident, if there were ever going to be a Mount Rushmore of Teabaggery, his goateed face would be chiseled into it, right alongside Sarah Palin’s. Just watch this historic footage:

Did you see Scott on the other side of the bar, drinking a beer amidst the teabagging? (This, of course, is footage from the John Waters’ film, Pecker.)

I haven’t seen the Pecker DVD, but I’m told John Waters even mentions Scott in his commentary track. Apparently, he thought that it was funny that Scott was the only straight guy in that scene… At any rate, it crossed my mind that maybe Scott should come out to our next Shadow Art Fair and sign autographs for teabagging enthusiasts. (He also played a dead body on the TV show Homicide once, and a retarded man in the film Species 2, but I think people would be most interested in his teabagging-related work.) And, before your criticize, you should know that my fallback plan is to ask my friend Joe, who once met CNN’s Anderson Cooper, to set up a “Meet a Man Who Met Anderson Cooper” booth… But maybe I should combine the ideas, which makes sense, considering Cooper’s fascination with the art of teabagging.

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