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Printing yourself a Dillinger artifact from the Smithsonian’s adult section
Posted in History, Observations, Other, Uncategorized Also tagged 3D penis printing, 3D printing, artifacts, comedy, historic artifacts, John Dillinger, Smithsonian Institution, urban legends 6 Comments
Are any of you good at dream interpretation? I need some help.
I had a very odd dream last night, and I’d like to have some help making sense of it. I was in a theater at Greenfield Village, which, to my knowledge, does not exist in real life. I was seated in the front row, to the right of the stage, with my friends Dan and […]
Posted in Mark's Life, Uncategorized Also tagged Archie Byron, astroturf, Bob Seger, Dan Richardson, Dave Miller, dream interpretation, dreams, folk art, Greenfield Village, Henry Ford, Henry Ford Museum, Mark's penis, Ned Cartledge, pants, Pete Seger, Seth Rogan, small penis, Steve Earle, underwear 24 Comments
Doling out loin cloths to protect the innocence of fragile Ypsilantians
I discovered, as I made my way out into the world this evening, putting up posters for Saturday’s last big Shadow Art Fair, that some store owners would rather not have their shops associated with drunken depictions of engorged genitalia. So, I found myself spending most of my evening trying to fashion crude loin cloths […]
Posted in Mark's Life, Shadow Art Fair Also tagged creepy drawings, drawings of sex organs, hermaphrodite, poster art, purity shields, vaginas 18 Comments
Man tears out penis by its roots at Ypsi Middle School
As people are demanding that I share this, I suppose I have no choice… Late last night, a Columbus man, after consuming an enormous quantity of hallucinogenic mushrooms at the home of a friend in Ypsi Township, apparently felt the need to walk to Ypsi Middle School and tear his penis from his body by […]
Posted in Uncategorized, Ypsilanti Also tagged Columbus, mushrooms, Ohio, Ypsi Middle School, Ypsilanti Township 17 Comments
Happy first birthday Arlo Lao Maynard
A year ago yesterday, Linette and I we welcomed our son Arlo into the world. Like his sister, once he made up his mind that he wanted to join us, he came shooting down the birth canal like a rocket. I think I must have mentioned it here before, but, eight years ago, when Linette […]
Posted in Mark's Life, Photographs, Uncategorized Also tagged Arlo, Arlo Gutherie, baby names, birthdays, Charles Maynard, circumcision, Clementine, Curtis Florian, Friday Night Lights, home birth, Linette, Mark's penis, midwifery, miscarriage, natural childbirth, Photobooth, tintype, water birth 17 Comments
