By Mark | January 28, 2012
A few days ago, at lunch, I received a strange call. Ypsi’s new City Manager had somehow gotten his hands on my cell phone number. He was calling to apologize. I can’t remember his exact words, but he said something like, “Uhhhh… The City just launched a new website, and, somehow, it was hacked. You […]
Posted in Mark's Life, Ypsilanti | Also tagged AnnArbor.com, City Manager, hacking, John Hansen, Karen Maurer, Mark's penis, Mitt Romney, Neutral Zone, penis discoloration, Queer Zone, sabotage, trough urinals, urinal, Wurst Bar |
By Mark | January 25, 2012
Last night, in a post about a new bar in Ypsi, I noted my dislike of trough urinals. This admission attracted the following comment from an Ypsilantian by the name of Karen. If you’re ashamed of your penis that much, you should get a catheter for when you go out to eat. In a later […]
Posted in Mark's Life, Uncategorized | Also tagged Birthers, catheter, Freaks and Geeks, Karen Maurer, Mark's penis, penis discoloration, testicles, The Worst Bar, trough urinals, Truthers |
By Mark | December 30, 2011
Our friend Kristin came over tonight with her daughter, Fern. They brought us some tiny gloves and socks for Arlo. It was super nice of them, and, given that it’s getting a lot colder out, we can certainly use them. I know I should leave it at that… and I apologize for looking a gift […]
By Mark | September 19, 2010
I had been pulling for Rahm Emanuel to become Mayor of Chicago, as it would get him out of the White House, and make room for someone like Michael Moore, but now I’m not so sure. I just discovered, through Facebook, that one of my friends is in the race. While it’s true that she […]
Posted in Politics, Pop Culture | Also tagged cheese sticks, Chicago, Cynthia Plaster Caster, Gregg Turkington, Michael Moore, Neil Hamburger, Newt Gingrich, plaster casts of penises, political endorsements, Rahm Emanuel, wart-laden tentacles |
By Mark | August 26, 2009
It looks like Texas may have put an innocent man to death. The Birthers are demanding to see Obama’s penis. And Teddy Kennedy, the Lion of the Senate, has died, leaving behind one hell of a legacy, and, unfortunately, one fewer vote for the President’s healthcare initiative. Kennedy, as you may know, has been a […]
Posted in Civil Liberties, Health, Politics | Also tagged another famous person has died, Birthers, death penalty, Edward Moore Kennedy Comprehensive Health Care, healthcare reform, Obama's foreskin and the secrets it holds, Robert Byrd, single-payer system, Ted Kennedy, Texas, the lion of the Senate |
