As I type this, I’m laying on the couch in our living room, silently watching the family cat slowly disembowel a naugahyde chair on the other side of the room, as I try to assess just how broken I am. As I was able to walk on my own from the bottom of the staircase […]
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Down the staircase and through the rabbit hole…
Posted in Mark's Life, Politics, Uncategorized Also tagged accidents, Arlo, Battleship Potemkin, Benjamin Wittes, Black Friday, child sacrifice, Christmas, CNN, conspiracy theories, Donald Trump, Donald Trump Jr., drain the swamp, emoluments clause, extinction, fake news, false flag, France, Free Speech, Germany, grab them by the pussy, guns, Hitler, human sacrifice, Hungary, Icarus, Italy, Japanese game shows, Kool-Aid, Luciferian ritual, Lügenpresse, MAGA, MAGAPILL, manifestos, Mark Schlissel, Mark's health, Nazis, New York Times, Ohio, Poland, Richard Spencer, Roy Moore, Russia, Russiagate, Seinfeld, slip and fall, slippery slope, Spain, stair runners, staircases, stairs, Sweden, Thanksgiving, Tony Hovater, Trump Winery, Twin Peaks, University of Michigan, white nationalism 151 Comments
I don’t give a fuck which Seinfeld character Buzzfeed says you are… You won’t believe my new super awesome meme…
Tired of my Facebook “friends” sharing the results of their bullshit Buzzfeed quizes, I decided to channel a little of my passive aggressive super power in their direction this evening. Enjoy. And, here, if you aren’t aware of the meme I’m rebelling against, are a few examples from the most awful place on the internet […]
Posted in Special Projects, Uncategorized Also tagged bears, Buzzfeed, cling peaches in heavy syrup, Facebook, lint, Mark's big ideas, masked bears, meme alert, memes, quiz, seeds, Seinfeld, swiss chard, teapots, Three's Company 31 Comments