Tired of my Facebook “friends” sharing the results of their bullshit Buzzfeed quizes, I decided to channel a little of my passive aggressive super power in their direction this evening. Enjoy.
And, here, if you aren’t aware of the meme I’m rebelling against, are a few examples from the most awful place on the internet – the point where Buzzfeed and Facebook intersect.
And, for what it’s worth, I don’t hate you if you take these quizzes. I understand the appeal. Who wouldn’t want to know which character on Three’s Company they’d be, if all of humanity were sorted into Jacks, Chrissys and Janets? (That, by the way, is what I think will happen when Jesus comes back.) I totally get it. It’s useful information to have. I just think that maybe there are better ways to spend one’s time. And, with that in mind, I intend to continue building on this meme until Buzzfeed is dead, and all the problems of the world have been resolved… So, if you have ideas for similar quizzes, send them my way.