As I type this, I’m laying on the couch in our living room, silently watching the family cat slowly disembowel a naugahyde chair on the other side of the room, as I try to assess just how broken I am. As I was able to walk on my own from the bottom of the staircase […]
Tag Archives: Seinfeld
Down the staircase and through the rabbit hole…
Posted in Mark's Life, Politics, Uncategorized Also tagged accidents, Arlo, Battleship Potemkin, Benjamin Wittes, Black Friday, child sacrifice, Christmas, CNN, conspiracy theories, Donald Trump, Donald Trump Jr., drain the swamp, emoluments clause, extinction, fake news, false flag, France, Free Speech, Germany, grab them by the pussy, guns, Hitler, human sacrifice, Hungary, Icarus, Italy, Japanese game shows, Kool-Aid, Luciferian ritual, Lügenpresse, MAGA, MAGAPILL, manifestos, Mark Schlissel, Mark's health, Nazis, New York Times, Ohio, Poland, Richard Spencer, Roy Moore, Russia, Russiagate, slip and fall, slippery slope, socks, Spain, stair runners, staircases, stairs, Sweden, Thanksgiving, Tony Hovater, Trump Winery, Twin Peaks, University of Michigan, white nationalism 151 Comments
I don’t give a fuck which Seinfeld character Buzzfeed says you are… You won’t believe my new super awesome meme…
Tired of my Facebook “friends” sharing the results of their bullshit Buzzfeed quizes, I decided to channel a little of my passive aggressive super power in their direction this evening. Enjoy. And, here, if you aren’t aware of the meme I’m rebelling against, are a few examples from the most awful place on the internet […]
Posted in Special Projects, Uncategorized Also tagged bears, Buzzfeed, cling peaches in heavy syrup, Facebook, lint, Mark's big ideas, masked bears, meme alert, memes, quiz, seeds, socks, swiss chard, teapots, Three's Company 31 Comments
Blogbaby episode six: Jeff Kay on frantic teenage masturbation
[While I’m busy scrubbing poop from diapers and other articles of clothing, several friends have been kind enough to provide content for this site, through a program we’re calling Blogbaby. Today’s contribution comes from my old comedy writing partner, the world-famous blogger Jeff Kay.] I recently overheard a couple of guys joking about how they […]
Posted in Other, Pop Culture, sex, Uncategorized Also tagged Arlo, beat-off talk, beating off, Bert Convy hair, Blogbaby, Bo Derek, celebrity crushes, Cheryl Tiegs, Crossroads Road, Debbie Harry, Duran Duran, fantasy, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, friends who do cooler stuff that I do, friends with books, jack-off chamber, Jeff Kay, Jeff's friend Rocky, Lynda Cater, masturbation, Pat Benatar, Penthouse, Phoebe Cates, Playboy, porn, pubic hair, The Cars, The West Virginia Surf Report, Valerie Bertinelli, Wonder Woman, zine friends 22 Comments