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Totally Quotable Clementine: Mutual of Omaha Wild Kingdom edition

By Mark | November 3, 2012

[Previous installments of Totally Quotable Clementine can be found here.]

Posted in Mark's Life | Also tagged animals, anteaters, Clementine, deadly animals, exotic animals, hugs, Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom, totally quotable Clementine | 7 Comments

A new, tougher, dog throttling Elizabeth Warren surges in the polls

By Mark | September 17, 2012

I know that my “Life Begins at Rape” meme didn’t go anywhere, but I’m not giving up. I’m going to keep trying. Sooner or later, I’m bound to come up with a breakthrough meme. Here’s my most recent attempt… Let’s see what happens. And, speaking of Elizabeth Warren, did you hear the news? It looks [...]

Posted in Politics, Special Projects | Also tagged Act Blue, dogs, Elizabeth Warren, guys trying to look tough, life begins at rape, Massachusetts, memes, native american, Scott Brown, Senate, Tammy Baldwin, Tommy Thompson, Wisconsin | 31 Comments

Who needs teachers when we have the Mike Huckabee’s time traveling adolescent truth squad?

By Mark | May 15, 2011

Presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee thinks that America’s teachers are putting kids, and the very future of our nation, at risk. Our young people, according to Huckabee, aren’t reaching their full potential, and it has everything to do what he calls “the ‘blame America first’ attitude prevalent in today’s teaching.” Apparently, our teachers are focusing too [...]

Posted in Education, History, Politics, Uncategorized | Also tagged "real" Americans, American exceptionalism, big government, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, blame America first, cartoon, David Huckabee, education reform, Jimmy Carter, learnourhistory.com, Mike Huckabee, parasitic teachers, revisionist history, rewriting history, Ronald Reagan, shrink government, Slime Gravel Academy, teachers and their evil agendas, The Origins of World War II | 11 Comments

Introducing “Stupor”… the book

By Mark | April 5, 2011

Two of my best friends are releasing books this week, and, in spite of the all-consuming jealousy that’s overtaken me, I’ve decided to help them promote their works here. The first book that I’d like to tell you about is by my blog-hijacking friend Steve Hughes, the publisher of the often recalled zine Stupor. Here’s [...]

Posted in Art and Culture, Detroit, Dreamland Tonight, Shadow Art Fair, Uncategorized | Also tagged A Hole for Brains and Candy, animal torture, Art X, bed shitting, Book Beat, creative writing, Dances with Wolves, DIA, disappointment, do it yourself, drunkenness, dumb luck, flopping dicks, free beer, friends who do cooler stuff that I do, friends with books, Hamtramck, I'm a Spy, infidelity, jealousy, Jeff Kay, Jeff Kelly, Kresge Foundation, Kresge literary arts fellowship, Leopold's Books, Linette, Lynn Crawford, Mark's favorite authors, Microcosm, MOCAD, pant shitting, Prehensile Monkey-tailed Skink, Printed Matter, Public Pool, Quimby's, references to Mark's fat ass, self-publishing, Simply Separate People Two, Steve Hughes, Stupor, Temp Slave, Thomson Shore, West Virginia Surf Report, zine friends, zines | 4 Comments

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Totally Quotable Clementine: Mutual of Omaha Wild Kingdom edition

A new, tougher, dog throttling Elizabeth Warren surges in the polls

Who needs teachers when we have the Mike Huckabee’s time traveling adolescent truth squad?

Introducing “Stupor”… the book

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