Totally Quotable Clementine: Mutual of Omaha Wild Kingdom edition

8 Comments

1. Mark
   Posted November 3, 2012 at 9:10 am | Permalink

   The man seen extending his hand in the photo is about to be torn limb from limb.

2. XXX
   Posted November 3, 2012 at 9:33 am | Permalink

   “an anteater can maul a human and is capable of disemboweling an adult with one swipe”

   Source-
   http://www.mnn.com/earth-matters/animals/photos/15-cute-animals-that-could-kill-you/giant-anteater

3. Anonymatt
   Posted November 4, 2012 at 9:07 am | Permalink

   The animal in the photo isn’t a giant anteater, looks more like a tamandua. Clementine didn’t specify a giant anteater.

4. Robert
   Posted November 4, 2012 at 10:10 am | Permalink

   She didn’t say ‘right away.’

5. KKT
   Posted November 5, 2012 at 1:02 pm | Permalink

   I have a question. Evolutionary speaking, why do anteaters need to be so strong? Don’t they pretty much just saunter up to a hole, and slide their tongue into it until it’s covered in ants? It’s not like they have to chase the ants down and battle with them.

6. Doug Skinner
   Posted November 5, 2012 at 1:28 pm | Permalink

   I think that’s defense against anteater-eaters.

7. rhinoplasty
   Posted March 8, 2013 at 10:45 am | Permalink

   You need a separate page for these, just like you have separate pages for the interviews now.

8. Anteater
   Posted April 15, 2020 at 7:08 am | Permalink

   See! I told you fuckers to stop hugging us!