On Nikola Tesla’s birthday, I think it’s important to remember that he invented the world’s first cotton candy machine…

…Unfortunately, the device never made it in the marketplace, as it was as big as a fucking house.

I made this stupid joke to someone today, after stumbling across the above image of Tesla, who, had he not died at the hand of Edison, would have turned 156 today. Unlike most of my stupid jokes, though, I couldn’t get this one out of my head. Something about the idea of Tesla being driven to create a giant cotton candy machine just made me really happy. So, I wanted to record it here, in hopes that it might continue to amuse me in my old age.

Speaking of cotton candy, I just did a little research, and its history is fascinating… Did you know that it debuted at the 1904 World’s Fair under the name “Fairy Floss”?

The following comes from Wikipedia:

…Cotton candy was first recorded in the 18th century. At that time, spun sugar was an expensive, labor-intensive endeavor and was not generally available to the average person. Machine-spun cotton candy was invented in 1897 by the dentist William Morrison and confectioner John C. Wharton and first introduced to a wide audience at the 1904 World’s Fair as “Fairy Floss” with great success, selling 68,655 boxes at the then-high price of 25¢, half the cost of admission to the fair (equivalent to $6 today). Joseph Lascaux, a dentist from New Orleans, Louisiana, invented a similar cotton candy machine in 1921. In fact, Lascaux patent named the sweet confection “cotton candy” and the fairy floss name faded away. In the 1970s an automatic cotton candy machine was created which made the product and packaged it. This made it easier to produce and available to sell at carnivals, fairs, and stores in the 1970s and on…

And is it just a coincidence that dentists have been the ones behind the development of cotton candy, or do you think that they may have purposefully set out to create and popularize a better mechanism for delivering sticky sugar to human teeth?

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What the WISD got wrong in the marketing of their Ypsilanti, Willow Run school consolidation plans

As of right now, I don’t feel as though I have enough information to make an informed decision concerning the proposed merging of the Ypsilanti and Willow Run school systems. When I heard, earlier this evening, that Washtenaw Intermediate School District administrators had launched a new website with the intention of improving communications about the proposed consolidation, I was hopeful that I’d find a legitimate online resource for information, where not only administrators, but parents from both Ypsi and Willow Run, could share ideas, express concerns, and try to come to some kind of consensus around a shared vision. Instead, though, I found an anemic, uninspiring, on-line brochure intended simply to drum up support for the ballot initiative on consolidation…

Before I go on any further, I should note that I understand that the district is cash-strapped, and doesn’t have the resources to develop inviting, interactive websites. Furthermore, I get that there’s a lot riding on this vote, and that they desperately want this to pass, as it’s almost certainly the last chance we’ve got as a community to avoid a State-appointed Emergency Manager. But, when I see something like this (see below), taken from their “What People are Saying” page, I get the distinct impression not only that I’m being sold something, but that the people doing the selling don’t really care about having an open, honest, adult conversation with me… Am I overreacting? If you think so, leave me a comment and let me know. Having been in a number of conversations with friends and neighbors about this issue, though, I can tell you that this isn’t “what people are saying.” People aren’t saying, “I really believe this is a good process, and if we implement everything that we mentioned today it will be a success.” And to suggest that they are is, at best, insulting.

What people are talking about, for those of you who are interested, is why we’re paying an out-of-state consulting firm, owned by a textbook publisher, with an extremely limited understanding of our community, $40,000 to help us develop a new curriculum. What people are talking about is the very real possibility that the per-pupil reimbursement rate from the State of Michigan could drop as a result of this merger. What people are talking about is the fact that, despite the public visioning sessions, which are coming to an end tonight, it doesn’t look as though administrators have any real interest in incorporating the ideas that have been proposed from the community.

At the very least, it would have been nice to have seen an FAQ on this new WISD website that acknowledged these issues. It also would have been nice, if, in addition to linking to a few positive articles in the local press, they also linked to a few substantive conversations on the issue, like those that we we’ve had here. My biggest problem with the site, however, is that it lacks a cohesive narrative, and a compelling vision. It doesn’t give those of us in the community any reason to be excited. It doesn’t say to the visitor, “Consolidation will give us an opportunity to make something truly great.” What it says, at least to me, is, “We’re being forced to put together two failing school systems, and we’re going to try to make it work.” And, I’m afraid, as a result, it won’t be successful.

What they needed was a bold video in which someone laid out a clear, concise vision for a better future. The community needed something that it could rally behind. We needed someone to make the case as to why we should keep our kids in a newly reimagined district. Instead, we got something very different – we got a list of reasons why we needed to vote for consolidation. And, as a result, even if the ballot measure passes, I think it’s almost a sure thing that more people will leave the district. The folks in charge needed to look at the big picture, and not just the immediate threat. But that’s been the problem from the outset.

With all of that said, I’d like to add that I realize that WISD is in a tough spot. They have to make consolidation look good, and they need for the ballot initiative to pass. If it doesn’t, the school district will almost certainly fall under a State-appointed Emergency Manager given the authority to sell off the few remaining assets of our school district, break union contracts, fire teachers at will, and possibly even go so far as to scrap public education altogether, in favor of an “all charter” system. And, if you don’t think it can happen, just ask the folks of Muskegon Heights.

Here, while we’re on the subject of what a “no” vote would mean in November, is another screen capture from the new WISD website.

Again, I’m not encouraging people to vote against consolidation. And I’m not saying that the WISD administrators are evil. I just don’t think they’re necessarily up to the task of dealing with what, thanks to the Republicans in Lansing, we’re all being forced to deal with. They’re up against very powerful forces that would like to see public education in Michigan systematically dismantled, and they’re trying, as best that they can, with limited resources, to fight them off. Unfortunately, given that reality, they haven’t been in a position to think big, take an offensive stance, and try things that haven’t been tried before. Instead, they’ve fallen back on textbook companies, and pricey consultants to help them through the process. I don’t envy them. When they went into the field of education, I’m sure this isn’t what they thought that they would be doing. Unfortunately, however, it’s the hand that we’ve been dealt, and we need for them to stop trying to put a pretty bow on it, acknowledge what’s going on, invite the community to the table in a substantive way, and really start to push back against the State… Here, with all of that said, is the most recent email from our friend Maria Cotera, of the Ypsi Public School Alliance, with some thoughts on our options.

…The first phase of these WISD sponsored events was the visioning process (basically a series of focus groups), which is now over. It looks like we now will have a series of “data portraits” which will take a closer look at “educational data, community assets and community trends” for both districts. There are three sessions scheduled: Wednesday, July 11 1-3 (District Library on Whittaker Rd), Saturday, July 14, 10-12 (Superior Township Hall), and Monday, July 16, 6-8 (Ypsi Township Board Room)…

I feel like this train has left the station in terms of this summer’s “visioning process”. It’s clear that WISD does not plan to give us substantive models (for restorative justice discipline, community engaged project based learning, wrap-around services, social justice curriculum, or anything else) upon which to envision a new district in an INFORMED way.

I think, however, if we strategize, we can make an important intervention at the two-day “strategic design session” (July 18-19) and show them, and the high priced consultants they brought in from outside ($40,000), that we want substantive district transformation, not the same old vision and mission statements. The two day session may be our last opportunity to do this.

Also, with Willow Run High school scheduled to close, and the imminent possibility of YPSD gaining some 300 students (to the tune of $2,250,000), I wonder what the financial benefits are (to us) of consolidation? In other words, if Willow Run were to simply close its doors (and I sincerely hope that this does not happen), we would gain most of their students (some 2,000) at our current per pupil funding rate of $7,500. On the other hand, the State Board is asking us to willingly consolidate and accept that our current per pupil funding rate will decrease because it will be averaged with that of Willow Run which is $700 less ($6,800). I can’t accept the premise that the State Board proposes, that consolidation is about IMPROVING student education when they are unwilling to keep a consolidated district’s per pupil funding at the higher of the two districts per pupil funding ($7,500). And while they are supposedly offering financial incentives and grants to “sweeten the pot” those things are temporary, they go away, whereas per pupil funding is a relatively consistent form of funding…

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Operation Foggy Monocle

In the wake of a global warming-related rant that I posted a few days ago, it occurred to me that nothing is likely to change, at least not in a substantive way, until the men at the top begin to feel the same oppressive, painfully searing heat that the rest of us have been feeling these past several days. So, with that in mind, I have a suggestion to make.

I don’t know how possible such undertaking would be, and I’m certainly not the man to see it through to fruition, but I thought that I’d offer the idea up, just in case someone out there had the knowledge, interest and network to pull it off.

I should conclude by saying that this, obviously, was just said in jest. I would never suggest that anyone damage private property, even if the future of the entire planet were at stake… I must say, though, that I really like the idea of thousands of people collaborating to ensure that the CEOs of the world’s largest corporations can never get cool, wherever they might go. I know it would be a massive undertaking, but it’s a beautiful idea, isn’t it?

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Mike G, walking in the footsteps of a serial killer, on the set of Dexter

My friend Mike G sent around a photo a few days ago of himself on the set of the Showtime series Dexter. I’ve never seen the show, as I don’t think think that rooting for a protagonist that happens to be a serial killer would contribute toward making me a happier, more optimistic person, but, as I’ve always fantasized about being able to walk onto the set of a well-known television show, I immediately wrote to Mike, asking for the details. What follows is his response, accompanied by a few of the photos that he snapped while on the set.

In 1993, I was enrolled in the art school at Eastern Michigan University and working for a local home health agency doing direct care for developmentally disabled adults, a job that I kept for a good part of ten years.

While working for the home health agency, I met a part of the Reynolds family, a brother-sister duo who had many siblings through natural and adoptive means. Scott was two years older than me, and Jennifer was the same age. Like me, they were working their way through college by preparing meals, passing out medications, and wiping soiled behinds. Even though we hit it off from the beginning, dealing with difficult/trying situations has a way of solidifying relationships, and, almost twenty years later, we’re still friends. “Forever-friends,” as Jen likes to call us.

Scott was an aspiring actor who was studying dramatic arts and actively participating in shows on campus. As far as I could tell, he was pretty good. He tried to get me on stage as well, but my phobias made sure I wasn’t going to have anything to do with it.

After college, Scott married and moved out to LA to get acting work. Until he could convince someone to put him in front of a camera, he got work as a staff writer on Touched by an Angel. He did that for a few years and then got a big break! An offer came in for him to work on a new military drama called E-Ring (the title referring to outermost ring of the Pentagon.) The show starred Benjamin Bratt and Dennis Hopper. Unfortunately this show struggled and was dropped after its first season.

The demise of that show led Scott to working as a staff writer on the Showtime series Dexter. He gradually moved up the chain until he achieved his current position as producer of the series. A lot of hard work and lots of talent got him where he is today.

Not being a big fan of television, I hadn’t seen any of the Dexter series until I promised him I’d start watching back episodes during the fifth season. It took me all of two weeks to get up to speed. I was an instant fan of the show and quickly organized viewing parties each week.

Scott has invited me repeatedly to visit the set of the show, but my timing was always off and I was never in town while they were actively working. Recently the stars aligned and I finally got on set, inviting my celebrity-blogger friend (Pink is the New Blog) and mega Dexter fan, Trent Vanegas who is also a Michigan native living in LA.

On the day of our studio visit, they were shooting a scene with nudity so the set in use was closed to everyone who wasn’t essential to the shoot. Bummer. That setback didn’t mean that we couldn’t run around like fan-boy geeks sitting on couches, rummaging through desk drawers, and climbing on boats though.

On the sets, the thing that stuck me the most was the amount of detail that set designers put into everything. Each set was simply amazing. From children’s drawings on the refrigerator to award plaques on the walls, nothing is overlooked. Everyday life and personality is referenced everywhere. The other thing that was immediately obvious to both Trent and me was that everything looked a LOT smaller in person than it does on TV. Dexter’s kitchen is tiny when compared to my memory of the show. So is the police station. Even the boat seemed smaller than I expected it to be.

After visiting the sets and satisfying our photographic needs, we went off to grab a bite to eat and absorb the awesomeness of what we had just experienced. We also posted obligatory teaser photos on Facebook to brag about it. It’s my plan to visit again, only this time I’ll be sure to bring better camera equipment.

First of all, how cool is it to hear about an EMU grad going off to make it as a successful producer in Hollywood? (I just hope that, as a result of this post, he’s not suddenly beset by folks from the EMU Development Office.)

Oh, and I think I might give Dexter a shot now. Knowing that it’s filmed in the same studio where such classics as The Facts of Life and Silver Spoons were brought to life, intrigues me. (While murder is never good, I’ll admit that the thought of it taking place on the same stage where Edna Garret once dished out heart-felt life lessons to the likes of Molly and Tootie, gives me a perverse thrill… Wouldn’t it be cool if they could somehow do a time traveling cross-over episode, where Dexter came to school as a science teacher, or something? Or, better yet, what if he did away with Blair Warner before she could give the other girls hits of that “marijuana cigarette” that she carried around in her hollowed-out lipstick?) Also, for what it’s worth, I can totally see how, after having written for Touched by an Angle, one might gravitate toward something like Dexter. It makes perfect sense to me, especially given the religious undertones that I’ve been told run through the Showtime series.

If you want to see the rest of the photos that Mike took while on his tour of the set, I believe his Facebook album is open to the public. Or, at least, he told me to direct people there.

update: It doesn’t have anything to do with Dexter, but, for those of you who find yourselves desperately wanting to know more about Mike G, I’d suggest starting with this video of his parents.

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My thoughts on the heat wave… Do we continue to sit in this pan of water as it begins to boil our flesh from our bones, or do we leap out, and go for the throat of the man holding the pan?

The last that I heard, over 4,500 communities had experienced record high temperatures this week. Apparently, streets are literally buckling in some places, like in St. Louis, where they’ve now surpassed the 100-degree mark for eight consecutive days. Several dozen people have died already and it looks as though the nation’s corn crop, among others, has been seriously damaged. Here in Michigan, our apples are withering in the trees. Governor Snyder, requesting federal disaster assistance for Michigan’s fruit growers, said, “This is the worst natural disaster to strike Michigan’s agricultural industry in more than 50 years,” and he’s right. The sad part is, it wasn’t all that unexpected. We’ve known that this was coming. In the few short years between 1990 and 2006, Northern Michigan has already shifted hardiness zones twice, according to data from the USDA. That basically means that the plants that used to thrive in the area no longer do. I’ve yet to verify it with any of my scientist friends, but I recently met a man from Traverse City that operates their regional produce distribution center. When I asked him about the prospects for the next cherry crop, he said simply, “It’s not coming back.” He, and the farmers that he works with, it would seem, have already written off cherries, at least in the Traverse City area. One wonders how long we’ll have apples. I mentioned this to someone earlier on Facebook, and he responded by saying that it was time to start planning Traverse City Mango Festival. I typically enjoy gallows humor, but it’s difficult to laugh when sweat is rolling down your face, and you’re listing to your infant son screaming because of the heat… Speaking of Facebook, I did some ranting earlier this evening. The heat, I guess, after a week, had finally gotten to me. Here, for those of you who I’ve apparently refused to “friend,” are some of the highlights, slightly edited.

Every spring, when we get our last, little flurry of snow, global warming deniers are anxious to take the opportunity to point it out to all of us on Facebook, as though it somehow proves there’s no such thing as global climate change. I’m curious where they all are now, as we’re experiencing yet another day of 100-degree heat, and it looks as though Michigan may be losing its cherry crop for good…

I just can’t believe we’ve let it go this far. I sat in on a panel about global climate change in D.C. in 1987. That was 25 years ago. That’s how long we’ve been talking about this, trying to get the anti-science crowd to take global warming seriously. And this is where it’s gotten us. How much longer are we going to sit around and wait for the other side to act in good faith?…

And, on a personal note, I’m pissed because, after 12 years, I’ve finally given in and agreed to go several thousand dollars further into debt and get AC. I hate wasting the electricity, and contributing even more to the cycle that’s killing our planet, but I couldn’t in good conscience continue to do that to my family… I think humanity is fucked… We should have fought harder back when action would have meant something. (I’m not saying that we shouldn’t act now. I’m just saying that we should have been doing more before. Among other things, I should have gone to Florida and fought for Gore, who would have made bold moves to get us off of foreign oil after the 9/11 attacks, instead of declaring war on Iraq.)…

And the Republicans keep changing their tact. First they denied it. And, then, when they couldn’t deny it any longer, they said that global warming might exist, but that mankind wasn’t at fault, and therefore there was nothing that we could do about it. And there’s no reason to think that they won’t continue to shift the argument as they’re confronted by undeniable facts. They will never take this seriously. We need to go around them… or over them… or through them. We cannot do this with them… And we cannot continue to wait…

As another one of my Facebook friends pointed out, the idea of global warming wasn’t new in 1987, when I saw that panel of Congressmen and lobbyists debating how we should proceed in light of the scientific findings. We knew about the possibility long before that. As this friend pointed out, Sterling Lanier, in his book Hiero’s Journey, published in 1973, mentions the “greenhouse effect” and the possible consequences.

Speaking of that 1987 panel, the reason I can remember it all these years later is because of something said by an industry representative on the stage that evening. I can’t remember his exact words, but he said something like, “If it’s real, we’ll invent our way out of it.” The message was essentially that Capitalism will solve everything, if we just allow it to. The specific thing that I remember him saying is, “We’ll build better air conditioners.” I can still remember sitting there, thinking about how better air conditioners wouldn’t save the crops, or the lives of people who couldn’t afford these new, improved air conditioners. Of course, I didn’t do anything about it, though. I was too busy protesting Apartheid in South Africa, and our country’s nuclear policy. The impending peril posed by climate change seemed too abstract – too far off.

Actually, I think there may be a glimmer of hope. If the corn crop really is dead, the price of everything sweetened with high-fructose corn syrup will surely rise. And, maybe that’s what it takes to awaken the Big Gulp-drinking population of America, who don’t seem to give a damn that polar bears are drowning, and the levels of our oceans are rising. When Coke doubles in price, though… maybe that’s when we’ll see real change. Maybe that’s what triggers the revolution.

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