I uttered this sentence last night, and I thought that it should be recorded for posterity… Every year or two since 2003, when Cabinet magazine named Ypsilanti’s historic water tower the winner of it’s World’s Most Phallic Building contest, a website somewhere decides to post a story about the our beloved “brick dick.” Most recently, […]
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“It would be like the nuclear arms race, but with cock-like structures.”
Posted in History, Ideas, Uncategorized, Ypsilanti Also tagged 1889, 1890, Appeal to Reason, brick dick, Cabinet, cocks, Kansas, limestone, Mark's art ideas, Mark's big ideas, Matt Siegfried, Most Phallic Building contest, phallic structures, phallic things, privatization, public utilities, Roadtrippers, water, water towers, William R. Coats, Ypsilanti water tower 5 Comments
Today I discovered that my three least favorite words in the English language become exponentially worse when put together
Posted in Mark's Life, Other Also tagged moist, ointment, panty, poems, words, words Mark hates 9 Comments
A little something for all of you who aren’t attractive enough to be my Facebook friends
This is what my posts generally gook like: Speaking of Facebook, if you click here, you can follow MM.com on it… like the way Anthony Weiner follows hot, young girls on Twitter. Oh, and while we’re on the subject of urinals, you really should, if you haven’t already, check out this drawing that I posted […]
Posted in Food, Ideas, Mark's Life Also tagged Anthony Weiner, dream, Facebook, hamburgers, I have a Dream, Mark's big ideas, trough urinals, urinal 12 Comments
The Republican ideas that will save our nation
All too often on this site I criticize the Republican party for being bereft of new ideas. I’m going to have to stop doing that now, though. With the infusion of new blood, via the Tea Party, the ideas are are now flowing fast and furious. Just this week alone, there are three fantastic measures […]