A little something for all of you who aren’t attractive enough to be my Facebook friends

This is what my posts generally gook like:


Speaking of Facebook, if you click here, you can follow MM.com on it… like the way Anthony Weiner follows hot, young girls on Twitter.

Oh, and while we’re on the subject of urinals, you really should, if you haven’t already, check out this drawing that I posted a few years ago of three men sharing a trough urinal. If, after looking at it, you feel the desperate need to have it tattooed across your chest, let me know and I’ll send you the licensing terms.

As for eating burgers at urinals, I think it may be the next big thing, like sleeping in beds.

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  1. Edward
    Posted June 3, 2011 at 8:33 am | Permalink

    That’s so weird, I had a dream last night about being caught by the press eating a plate of pasta while sitting on the toilet. Instead of condemnation, the whole thing was greeted enthusiastically. I became a huge, international sensation. There were whole restaurants where they’d serve meals in bathroom stalls.

  2. Meta
    Posted June 3, 2011 at 9:22 am | Permalink

    Since you mentioned the Weinergate bullshit, here’s a breakdown of the Breitbart setup from Anonymous.


  3. Kim
    Posted June 3, 2011 at 2:59 pm | Permalink

    I’m partial to the idea of a Eat Bruschetta While Having A Gynecological Exam Day.

  4. kjc
    Posted June 3, 2011 at 3:53 pm | Permalink

    I’m your friend on Facebook, except i don’t have permission to read your status. It’s like we’re family.

  5. Posted June 3, 2011 at 5:14 pm | Permalink

    KJC, I didn’t know there was a setting like that. I can assure you I’m not hiding myself from you purposefully. I guess I better buy the Dummies book.

  6. Ale Roka
    Posted June 3, 2011 at 11:37 pm | Permalink

    Your enthusiasm for the Goldman Sachs of media continues to baffle and, yes, disappoint me.

    Forget the privacy concerns, social impact, blah blah … it’s massively powerful corporation that exists, quite effectively, to support and extend the power of consumerism and capitalism.

    Its interests seem in rather stark contrast to those who would favor “the necessity of supporting local businesses, civil rights, sustainability…” (to quote a relevant Facebook, Inc. page).

    Think of all the people you know. How many aren’t on Facebook, Inc.? How many senators do you know that don’t have a Facebook, Inc. icon on their web site?

    Is none of this even remotely conflicting?

  7. Ale Roka
    Posted June 3, 2011 at 11:51 pm | Permalink

    Oh, and thank you for calling me smart.

    Although I have to consider the source…

  8. wetdolphinmissile
    Posted June 4, 2011 at 4:56 pm | Permalink

    funny…facebook keeps suggesting I friend you (off to the right hand side).

  9. Sarah
    Posted June 4, 2011 at 11:43 pm | Permalink

    Aaaugh! I am SO tired of defending Facebook to the three people who still make up stupid reasons to be against it!

    E pluribus unum! Facebook is the one place where everyone can join together to express themselves. It is our generations great facilitator of Democracy helping us connect and connection is empowering! It is the many becoming one. It is restoring families and friendships and changing our world. It surrounds you with friends. What in dear God’s name is so wrong with that?

  10. Brainless
    Posted June 5, 2011 at 8:48 am | Permalink

    So, now this blog is getting turfed by FB shills. Nice. Mark, the downfall of your project is a testament to your success!

  11. LaidOffTeacherPatti
    Posted June 5, 2011 at 9:25 pm | Permalink

    Sarah, I love Facebook and in fact, have made a couple of FB friends from here!

  12. Posted June 5, 2011 at 10:11 pm | Permalink

    I wish people would stop using capitalistic, corporate, unsustainable toilet paper, and just wipe their fannies with a corn cob.

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