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Today I discovered that my three least favorite words in the English language become exponentially worse when put together
Posted in Mark's Life, Other Also tagged bad ideas, moist, ointment, panty, words, words Mark hates 9 Comments
The poetry of spam
I just got back from camping up in northern Michigan, and, at the moment, I’m deleting spam comments from the site. There are some 350 of them. Following are some of my favorite phrases, slightly edited, for your enjoyment. I think they make a lovely poem. ergonomics, sincere, attract derision confess aroused, I would masturbate […]
Posted in Art and Culture, Found Objects, Other Also tagged erection suffocation, erections, gay heartbeat, granny obsession, granny scent, indisputable ejaculation, John Gielgud, pork butcher, Rob Reiner, skin ferrets, spam, Viagra, Whoopi Goldberg, Xanax, Zoloft 13 Comments
