Jackson Hole, Wyoming, having won the bid to host Monkey Power 18, exceeds expectations

I’ve been in Wyoming these past few days, at the annual meeting of my one-day-a-year band, the Monkey Power Trio. This, I believe, was our 18th session. It was neither the worst, nor the best. All things considered, I’d say that it was positive. Many laughs were had. No one cried. No one screamed. No one threatened to leave the band. A few good songs were written. And, for us, that’s pretty good… Following are my notes, for those of you who live vicariously through our adventures across the landscape of America.

We went to Wyoming because our old friend Andy, who lives there now, offered to get us a place to stay and record… That, for those of you who aren’t among the several dozen that follow the Monkey Power on social media, is pretty much how we’ve come to operate as a band. Each year we put out the word that we’re looking for a free, or nearly free, cabin or apartment somewhere, and then, assuming someone steps up, we all converge there at a predetermined time, and do what needs to be done. Last year, one of Dan’s old friends in New York, who he hadn’t talked to in over a decade, let us use his cabin in Tahoe. And, the year before that, someone who Dave does ski patrol with in Oregon offered us his family’s place in the ski town of Government Camp. And, this year, it was former Michigander Andy Calder who stepped up and did his part to keep the almost two-decade old project moving forward.

Andy, in addition to playing bass in roughly 20% of the bands that perform in the bars of Jackson Hole, also runs a rock camp for kids, and, as a result, knows just about everyone in the upscale little ski town nestled among the Tetons. Here’s Andy, performing in his 80’s cover band 86, just a few nights ago.

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We took a break from recording to go and see 86 perform on Friday night. That’s Andy on the right, with the cocaine all over his face, neck and chest. Always a stickler for historical accuracy, he also plays with a two-pound salami in his pants.

Andy, as it would turn out, wasn’t just good for lining up lodging, mics, amps, and everything else we needed during our stay, but he was also one hell of a good tour guide. We spent our first day in Wyoming driving around Grand Teton National Park, which had just that morning reopened after the ill-conceived and incredibly costly Republican shutdown, hiking into the wilderness, and enjoying the landscape. Knowing the migratory habits of the local Buffalo herds, Andy was able to get us right up close to these guys, who were grazing, snorting, suckling and fucking about 20 miles outside of the city.

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Everyone but me, it would seem, has an “Ansel Adams” filter on their phone. My bandmate Mike took this shot during our visit to the historic Mormon community known as Mormon Row, where we walked among the ruins, sharing our various brushes with polygamy. (Andy says that, in Utah, you can tell the polygamists because they have doublewide trailers outside their primary residences for each “sister wife” and her kids. The man will apparently start with one home, and one wife, and then begin building on, as his household grows, one trailer/woman at a time.) I suggested that we attempt a song about my favorite Mormon, King Strang, but, when it came time to write and record the following day, it never came to fruition. (I don’t need another project at this point in my life, but I’m thinking that Patrick Elkins, Naia Venturi, Pete Larson and I could probably create a compelling little rock opera about Strang with puppets, if given the budget, time and energy.)

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“And, as long as we’re fucking around with camera filters, why not try to make Mark look as haggard as possible?”

That was apparently the single-minded objective of the rest of the band last night. As I lay in bed, trying to get some sleep in advance of my 6:00 AM flight out, my cell phone kept buzzing. Every few minutes, I’d hear peels of laughter in the other room, followed by the inevitable buzzing, as yet another photo of me came through… each one with progressively more darkened, sunken eyes, and deeper wrinkles. By the time I received this one, my eyeballs were completely gone. (correction: I’m told it wasn’t “the rest of the band,” but just Mike.)

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Jackson Hole, we’d come to learn, is among the richest communities in the country. It’s roughly half ski bums, many of whom seem to be trust fund kids, and half wealthy liberals looking to escape the grime-covered fishbowl of Los Angeles. Harrison Ford apparently lives in Jackson Hole, as does Sandra Bullock, and BB King’s Cousin. (Andy recently played bass at Harrison Ford’s 70th birthday party.) And, of course, there’s the dark lord himself, Dick Cheney. While we didn’t see any of those folks, Andy did point out a black cowboy that goes by the name Chocolate Chuck. He apparently sings for a popular local band and has a dancing horse. The details were a little sketchy, but it would appear that Chocolate Chuck once served time for an “unfortunate incident” in which someone died. (Speaking of crime, Andy checks the website of the local jail every day, checking to see who he knows that might have been locked up the night before. He says his favorite day to look at mugshots is the day after Jackson Hole’s annual Halloween party.)

This is the silo were we recorded. It was, by far, the nicest place we’ve ever worked… if you can call what we do “work.” I don’t feel as though I should share the name of Andy’s friend who owns the silo, as I don’t imaging that she’d want to be associated with a project as slap-dash, manic and off-tune as the Monkey Power, but she was incredibly generous, and I think I speak for everyone else in the band when I say that her kindness toward us will be remembered fondly for years to come.

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Before recording, we worked on mixing down last year’s session, which we hadn’t touched since flying out of the Reno airport. Although it won’t be released on vinyl for some time yet, I’ve asked the rest of the guys in the band if they’d mind if I shared a track. Here’s one of my favorites, it’s called Walt Whitman (I am Infinite). The whole record, if all goes well, should be available sometime after Christmas.

As for the music that was created this year, I can’t say too much. It’s still too close. My sense, and I very well could be wrong, is that we have at least one really good song, and a few marginally interesting ones… which, for us, isn’t that bad. All we need, after all, is to be able to fill a 7″ record. And, of course, after we let things age in the Monkey Power vault for a while, and mix everything down, my assessment could change. The song that I think is great, might not be, and the songs that I think are interesting now may not even make the record. That’s the way it generally works. Things that we didn’t even take notice of at the time, start to grow on us. And sometimes that process even continues after we press the record. A lot of our discussions upon meeting for this year’s session, for instance, were about past songs (like Adobe Bricks, Toccoa, Cold and Devil Man), which were inexplicably left off of former records in favor of other songs. As with everything Monkey Power related, it’s a crap shoot. Every session is different. Things are always changing. And the regrets keep coming.

Most bands can have a bad day. They can get together to practice, determine that nothing’s going well, and go home to smoke dope in their parents’ basement. We don’t have that luxury. We meet for one day a year, and we record. The way I look at it, and I suspect some of the other guys in the band would disagree, the Monkey Power Trio is more of an art project than a music project. If we’re angry come that day, we record angry. If we’re sad, we record sad. If we’re uninspired, then the result is uninspired. If we’re sick, we record sick. We’re never, in other words, going to write Bohemian Rhapsody. That’s not the kind of group we are. We can’t work on things, and perfect them. We’re not built for that. Our framework is different. We sketch out ideas in broad strokes and then we move on. We fabricate crude time capsules. Only, instead of burying ours under buildings, we broadcast them over college radio.

[If you’re unfamiliar with Monkey Power, and would like to know more, I’d suggest starting with the four-hour MPT retrospective that ran a few years ago on KFJC… Hour: 1, 2, 3, 4.]

This year, I just didn’t have the energy. Maybe it was the altitude. Maybe it was the cold that I was fighting off. Maybe it was age. Or the fact that I hadn’t slept well the night before. I gave it my all for about a half dozen hours, screaming and babbling nonsense into a mic, and then I fell asleep in a chair. And that was the big take-away for me… I’m finding it more and more difficult to muster the energy that at 24-hour recording session requires. And I think we’re all growing a little less patient with age. Maybe I’m wrong, but I don’t sense that there’s the same willingness to go running off on tangents, for hours on end, in hopes of capturing something new, beautiful and strange. But, maybe that will change with time. Maybe we’re just in a groove now where we want to each go off to our corners and fully write songs before working them out as a group. Maybe improvisation will come back as more central to what we do with time. Or maybe we’ll transition completely to radio drama, which is something that I’ve been pushing for years. Who knows… as we grow into old men, maybe we’ll just sit around and record our conversations, as our grandkids beat on pots and pans in the background, releasing the results on vinyl for college radio. I think that would be kind of beautiful.

The important thing is that we’re there for one another… at least one weekend a year. And I think that’s the main thing in all of this. My life is better for having this creative outlet… for having this reason to meet with these four other men for a few days each year, to talk about our lives and scream into microphones. I think everyone could probably benefit from something similar.

Here we are, in various stages of stupidity.

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Again, I may not be speaking for everyone, but I do think that, with the passage of time, the music is becoming secondary to just being with one another, talking about the problems that we’re facing, our dreams for the future, and everything else people go through as they pass through their 20s, and into middle age. And I think that’s pretty beautiful… even if the music isn’t.

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Remind me to never divorce Kris Jenner

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Bitch plays hardball.

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Petulant, small-minded, and hoping to impeach the President before the rapture… the story of today’s GOP told in four chapters

I have four things for you to choose from. If you’re at all delicate, like I am, I’d suggest attempting to process no more than two in one one sitting…

ONE: Footage of my Congressman, John Dingell, the longest serving member of the House of Representatives, calling out his “petulant and small-minded” Republican colleagues for their “shameless miserable behavior,” saying it’s like nothing he’s seen in his 57 years in Congress. You’d get better governance from the inhabitants of “monkey island” at your local zoo, the frustrated and clearly embarrassed Congressman says.

TWO: Footage of Maryland Congressman Chris Van Hollen, on the floor of the House, inquiring as to why the rules of that legislative body had been changed by Republicans just prior to the government shutdown, so as to make it impossible for anyone other than the Speaker of the House, a Republican, to put forward a resolution asking for a vote on a Senate bill, essentially making it impossible for a Democrat to call a vote to restore government funding. “Normally an individual lawmaker would be able to force a vote on a bill where there is a dispute between the House and Senate,” explains the Washington Post, “but on Oct. 1, House Republicans passed a resolution, H. Res. 368, altering the rules to make that impossible.” The rules, in other words, were “rigged” to keep the government shut down. And “rigged” was the word that Van Hollen used on the floor of the House. He also made the observation that, “Democracy has been suspended.”

THREE: Republican Congressman Louie Gohmert of Texas, when asked whether or not he would allow the government to default on its debt come October 17, said that it wasn’t up to the Republicans, who had initiated the shutdown and changed the rules of the House so as to keep a new funding bill from coming to a vote. No, he said, the responsible party, should the shutdown lead to our economic collapse, wouldn’t be the Republicans in the House, but Obama, who deliberately made a choice not to give them what they, like petulant children, were demanding. When asked what should happen to Obama, should this all come to pass, Gohmert said the default would constitute “an impeachable offense by the President.” So, not only would it be the President’s fault for not stopping the Republicans from sending our country into bankruptcy, but, if that’s what happens, they feel as though he should be impeached for it… If you didn’t think they were delusional before, I hope it’s finally starting to sink in.

FOUR: According to some, there’s no willingness on the part of the Republicans who brought all of this to pass to see it come to an end, because what they really want is an epic “good vs. evil” showdown, even if it means bankrupting our nation and bringing on a global financial crisis. Here, with more on that, is a disturbing clip from Think Progress.

…According to a remarkable Democracy Corps memo detailing the results of several Republican focus groups… Evangelical Republicans believe their culture is systematically being destroyed by an alliance of Hollywood, Washington, and public schools. Meanwhile, Tea Partiers believe that freedom itself will soon be extinct in the United States. Together, the Republicans who believe that Obama’s banishing God and those who believe he’s banished liberty make up the most dangerous of armies — the kind that believes it must fight to the end or be vanquished completely. And Ted Cruz is the general leading them to their final stand.

The vision Cruz paints in his Values Voters speech would terrify most Republicans. Members of the U.S. military face discipline if they “share their faith” with their fellow servicemembers. Obamacare forces Christian charities to pay for abortions. States rights have been “cut out of every copy of the Constitution in the Library of Congress.” And, of course, “no administration in the history of this country has ever come after guns like this administration.”

The thin red line opposing this assault on faith and liberty, according to Cruz, is the men and women gathered before him at the Summit. “Each of you is called to be here,” he tells the assembled conservatives. And then he compares them to Esther, a Biblical heroine who saved the Jews from genocide.

Any suggestion that Barack Obama compares to Haman the Agagite, the villain from the Book of Esther, is offensive. Yet, to Ted Cruz, America faces a millennial struggle with the President of the United States cast in the role of Nicolae Carpathia. “We have a couple of years to turn this country around or we go off the cliff to oblivion,” Cruz warns. History has seen “great nations rise and fall,” and America sits on the precipice at the edge of paradise.

This vision of America as Jerusalem surrounded by Roman soldiers, or perhaps as Rome itself beset by barbarians, is alien to most Americans. Yet, as the Democracy Corps memo lays out, a similarly apocalyptic vision animates much of the Republican Party base. “[T]he base thinks they are losing politically and losing control of the country,” the memo explains. To many Republicans, the Constitution itself is on the verge of dying, and Obama has already “won his socialist agenda.”

Conservative evangelicals and Tea Partiers, who make up a a third and a fifth of the Republican base, respectively, each have their own reasons to believe that America is approaching its endtime. Evangelical Republicans, according to the memo, perceive themselves as besieged by a culture demanding that they give up their guns and grant equal dignity to LGBT Americans. “We’re having to realize,” one evangelical man lamented, “that we’re going to be in a very politically incorrect minority pretty soon.” Worse than just a minority, rural evangelicals are a despised majority in the eyes of the new ruling class. To President Obama, another evangelical claims, “we’re all a bunch of racist, gun-clinging, flyover state, cowboy-hat wearing yokels.” People who “didn’t go to Harvard,” people who aren’t from “New York,” and those who “go to church” and “like our Bibles” have no place in the emerging America. And their place’s been given away to something they perceive as quite alien…

How do you negotiate in good faith with people who honestly feel that the democratically elected President of our country is illegitimate? How can you take seriously the opinions of those who claim to know, as Michele Bachmann has recently said, that the biblical “end times” are upon us? How can we be expected to find common ground with a sect that feels as though it’s acceptable to hold the nation hostage because they don’t like a piece of legislation that was passed by the Congress, signed by the President, and upheld by the Supreme Court?

I asked you all a few days ago to call Michigan’s Republican members of the House, all of whom voted to shut the government down. It may be too little, too late, but, at this point, I’m not sure what other options we have available to us. All we can possibly do, as I see it, is appeal to the intellect of those Republican legislators who are somewhat less inclined to buy into the nonsense of Cruz and Bachmann, and help them to see that they won’t be served well by continuing to honor this suicide pact they’ve entered into. At least it seems to me that the only chance we have to avoid catastrophe is to get the remaining sane members of the Republican party to come together as one, and force Boehner to tell the American people the truth – that their party has been overrun with lunatics who don’t want to live under the same rules and laws that have served us so well these past few hundred years.

Sadly, though, that’s not likely to happen. The sane Republicans, if you can call them that, don’t seem willing… at least not yet… to accept the costs associated with undergoing a public exorcism.

If there were a way to guarantee them that they’d still be able to retain their power afterward, I’m sure they’d go for it in a heartbeat. But they know that, without the Tea Party, and the corporate money and grassroots enthusiasm that come along with it, their party is destined for the ash heap of history. And, as much as they might love their country, they love power more. So, for the time being, they’ll continue to delude themselves that they can somehow harness the power of the Tea Party, without being destroyed by it. The evidence would suggest otherwise, however…

One would hope that it’s finally getting through to them that this monster they’ve created will ultimately kill them, but I’m losing hope.

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Legfest raises over $4,000 for Patrick Elkins… enough to save a significant portion of one of his legs

We haven’t yet tallied everything up, but it looks as though, between Friday night’s show at Woodruff’s, the auction, the online fundraiser, and everything else, we’ve managed to scrape together a little over $4,000 to put toward paying off the medical bills of our friend Patrick Elkins. Thank you so much to all of you who created artwork for the auction, played at the show, donated online, etc. I’m tempted to try to thank every one of you by name, but, as I know I’d leave someone out, I’ll just say, to all of you, that I really appreciate what you’ve done. Not only did you help out a truly lovely human being, but you reminded at least one grouchy old blogger what it means to be a part of a thriving, supportive community. While it sucks that we had to come together under such circumstances, it was truly beautiful to see everyone pitching in for such an awesome cause. (It was like watching the last scene of It’s a Wonderful Life play out in real life, over and over again.)

Here, for those of you who haven’t read my earlier posts on the subject, and have no idea what in the hell I’m talking about, is a clip from an article by Tom Perkins that ran on M-Live a few days ago.

Among the cast of characters in Ypsilanti, few, if any, are more colorful and beloved than musician, puppeteer and artist Patrick Elkins.

So it comes as no surprise that the community is pulling together to help Elkins as he deals with medical debt accumulated from treatment of deep vein thrombosis, a disease that causes painful and life-threatening blood clots in his legs.

Elkins just received a $9,000 bill for an overnight stay at the University of Michigan Hospital that will pile on top of the nearly $10,000 in medical debt accumulated from previous treatment.

What’s more, the arrival of the latest bill coincided with Elkins learning that his contract for his full-time job would be terminated at the end of December.

For an uninsured man, it’s a daunting bill, but Elkins’ friends are getting creative in trying to raise money to help pay down the debt…

And, here, for those of you still looking for closure, is a short video, shot earlier this evening, of Patrick and me, sitting around a fire pit, talking about everything from the auctioning of sex toys, to how lucky we are to live in this community of ours.

OK, I know I said I wasn’t going to try to thank everyone, but what the hell… Thanks to Keelan for the screen printing. Thanks to WCBN and M-Live for covering the event. Thanks to Moonhairy, Laserbeams of Boredom, Minus 9, Glass Clue, Shells & Fred Thomas, Thom Elliott and Izzy Johnson for contributing their significant talents. Thanks to Steve Gross for being an awesome auctioneer. Thanks to Sidetrack for their generosity. Thanks to Safety Girl, Cre Fuller, Nightshade Army Industries, Mighty Good Coffee, Jessica French, and everyone else, for their significant contributions to the auction. Thanks to everyone who bid. Thanks to Community Rebirth for the live painting. Thanks to the folks at Beezy’s, Encore Records and Woodruff’s for pre-selling tickets to the event. Thanks to Jennifer Scroggins for setting up the Fundrazr page, which has already brought in over $2,000. Thanks to everyone who has already given online, and to those of you who will follow in their footsteps. (We’re keeping the page up until the end of the month, so tell your friends.) Thanks to Ian Fulcher for being our master of ceremonies. Thanks to the DJs who spun records between bands. Thanks to Patrick, who gave us all an excuse to come out and do something meaningful for a change. Thanks to VG Kids for designing the posters and doing all of our printing. And thanks to Hasan for allowing us to take over Woodruff’s, in spite of the fact that Patrick and I once jumped into his bed with a video camera.

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Why Obama isn’t in any hurry to cave in over the shutdown

At the beginning of the whole government shutdown, I was certain that Obama would capitulate. Experience had shown me that, when push came to shove, he’d sooner give in than stand and fight. This time, though, things appear to be different. Instead of caving in to the Republicans, Obama appears to be holding firm on behalf of the American people who put him into office… And I think that I may have just figured out why.

It’s because he needs the shutdown to divert attention away from the botched rollout of the Affordable Care Act’s health insurance marketplace.

Here, with context, is a clip from an article in today’s Washington Post about the federal web portal’s epic fail of a launch.

…One thing has gone abundantly right for the Affordable Care Act: The Republican Party. Their decision to shut down the government on the exact day the health-care law launched was a miracle for the White House. If Republicans had simply passed a clean-CR on Oct. 1 these last few weeks would’ve been nothing — nothing at all — save for coverage of the health-care law’s disaster. Instead the law has been knocked off the front page by coverage of the Republican Party’s disaster…

In the interest of fairness, I should probably add a few things at this point in our conversation: First, just because the site failed doesn’t mean that the idea of a federal health insurance marketplace isn’t a good one. Second, even though the site doesn’t seem to be working well now, doesn’t mean that it won’t work well in the future. (Medicare Part D was also considered a failure upon launch, and is now quite well regarded.) Third, Congress, once the Republicans had control of the House, stopped funding IT development for the exchange, seriously crippling the effort. Fourth, the system was overburdened in part due to the fact that several red states refused to create exchanges of their own, as they had been instructed to do… This isn’t to say that the administration doesn’t deserve a good deal of blame. This was, after all, their signature legislative initiative, and they clearly did a poor job of it. But, with that said, there were extenuating circumstances, and the evidence would seem to indicate that things will improve over time.

Thankfully for the President, though, no one in the media seems to be paying attention. No, all they want to talk about, and rightfully so, is the fact that, every day, Ted Cruz and the Republicans are pushing our nation a little closer to the cliff of insolvency. And, assuming that we can stop them right before they send us into bankruptcy, and the world financial markets into a tailspin, there really doesn’t seem to be any reason to offer the Republicans a way out of the mess that they’ve created. Every day they try a little more desperately to hang the shutdown around the neck of the administration, and every day their approval ratings drop a little more. It would seem that the American people, who can still remember the House Republicans laughing and clapping when they shut the government down two weeks ago, aren’t now willing to believe them when they say that Obama started it. And, Obama, it would seem, is happy to just stand by, watching as they burn.

The irony is incredible. Had they just done their jobs, they could have spent the past two weeks relentlessly skewering the President. They could have kept the House, and maybe even picked up the Executive. Now, though, that’s looking like a remote possibility at best. Even some of the most heavily gerrymandered districts, which looked incredibly safe for Republican incumbents just a week ago, are now in play. And its all their own doing… They gambled that Obama would break, and that the American people would back them up, and neither happened. And, now, they’re fucked. They’ve finally been exposed for the charlatans, sore losers, and psychopaths that they are, and it may well spell the end of the entire Republican party.

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