In Hasan’s bedroom

    Last night, one thing led to another, and, like so many co-eds before me, I ended up above Woodruff’s, in the bedroom of Hasan O’Shea.* Fortunately, MarkMaynard.com cub reporter Patrick Elkins was on had to capture the excitement.

    And, yeah, I drank too much. That’s what happens, I guess, when you run into Patrick at 6:00 and decide to head over to Powell’s for “one drink.” And, yeah, I know that I ruined Patrick’s interview by obsessing on the absence of damned light switches in Hasan’s room, but I couldn’t help myself. My OCD took over.

    [*O’Shea in not Hasan’s real last name. If I used his real last name, though, this could be found my his family in Jordan.]

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      19 Comments

      1. b
        Posted September 18, 2011 at 7:58 am | Permalink

        can’t a guy get a nap? i am surprised how docile Hasan is; turning on the lights when sleeping would not have gone well with me….
        p.s. where does one get a dream TV?

      2. C.R.E.
        Posted September 18, 2011 at 8:20 am | Permalink

        excellent guerrilla reporting. Ive often wondered what happens in that room considering im usually drugged by Hasan before getting dragged in there. Ive never been able to find the light switches either.

      3. Wolverine Law
        Posted September 18, 2011 at 8:33 am | Permalink

        Do not destroy this video. I think Hasan may have a good legal case against the both of you.

      4. Posted September 18, 2011 at 12:11 pm | Permalink

        I don’t know that we broke any laws. We were invited into the apartment by Hasan’s significant other, Andy Garris, and, before entering into the inner sanctum, we knocked and gave Hasan a few seconds to stop doing whatever he’d been doing, and pretend to be asleep. I think, legally speaking, we’re in the clear.

        Also, I didn’t mention it, but the new veggie corndogs on the menu at Woodruff’s are really good.

      5. Posted September 18, 2011 at 12:12 pm | Permalink

        And, if we did do anything illegal, I think it’s important to point out that Patrick entered first, and had a gun pointed at me the entire time.

      6. hot single lady
        Posted September 18, 2011 at 4:46 pm | Permalink

        I always imagined Hasan sleeping naked on on the pelt of a polar bear, in front of a roaring fire.

      7. dragon
        Posted September 18, 2011 at 6:48 pm | Permalink

        Substitute Charles Nelson Reilly for Tom Cruise and this would be a horrible scene from Rain man II.

      8. Eel
        Posted September 18, 2011 at 6:48 pm | Permalink

        I imagine him sleeping on a tear-stained pillow, sobbing about Andy, surrounded by empty fudge boxes and candy wrappers.

      9. Posted September 18, 2011 at 9:05 pm | Permalink

        “How does your room work?”

      10. gary
        Posted September 19, 2011 at 8:04 am | Permalink

        does this make mark a chickenhawk now?

      11. Eel
        Posted September 19, 2011 at 8:12 am | Permalink

        ICP: “Rooms, How Do They Work?”

      12. Posted September 19, 2011 at 10:32 am | Permalink

        I eagerly wait inevitable rebuttal: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlMJfX_V6Ic

        Also: kudos for going Green

      13. anthony anonymous
        Posted September 19, 2011 at 11:35 am | Permalink

        hasan is pretty docile.
        the fireplace/bear pelt is in andy’s room.
        and that was a squirtgun mark.

      14. Mr. X
        Posted September 19, 2011 at 12:56 pm | Permalink

        Hasan paid Mark to do this. The whole thing was scripted. He just wants people talking about his bedroom and what takes place there. It’s all part of his plan to seduce every woman between the ages of 18 and 57 in Ypsilanti.

      15. Jules
        Posted September 20, 2011 at 1:35 pm | Permalink

        Ages 18 to 57? You mean I have a shot? Wheeeee, awright, cuz he’s a cute lil’ fucker.

      16. Anonymous
        Posted September 20, 2011 at 1:49 pm | Permalink

        You’re use of the adjective “lil’” could not be more appropriate.

      17. 56 year old
        Posted September 22, 2011 at 11:28 am | Permalink

        You know who else didn’t have lights in his bedroom?

      18. notoneofthecoolkids
        Posted September 22, 2011 at 2:25 pm | Permalink

        unGetting drunk is so much fun! An legal!

      19. Snowden
        Posted June 18, 2013 at 2:33 pm | Permalink

        This is the best thing I saw when I was at the NSA.

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