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Remind me to never divorce Kris Jenner
Posted in Observations, Pop Culture Also tagged blackmail, Bruce Jenner, divorce, Kris Jenner, tabloids, things to remind Mark of, transvestites 15 Comments
“Death in the Tub… Is your child bathing with a killer?!”
Inspired by the television news folks, who, every February, ratchet up the sensationalism to DEFCON 1 during sweeps week, and break out their best “Is your toothbrush covered in microscopic traces of feces?” story, I snatched a few squirting bath toys away from Alro this evening, after seeing a little bit of black scum leak […]
Posted in Mark's Life, Photographs, Uncategorized Also tagged Arlo, bath toys, danger, fear mongering, kombucha, mold, octopus, parenting advice, parenting tips, sweeps week 13 Comments
Taking the night off to watch Billy Wilder’s Ace in the Hole
I’ve been meaning to watch Ace in the Hole for over a decade now, and I just decided that tonight’s the night… I’m sorry, America, but you’re on your own until tomorrow. Oh, and if you’d like to join me, Ace it the Hole is available on Netflix Streaming.
