Thomas Friedman to America: “We can’t learn anything from China”

Generally speaking, I don’t consider myself a huge Thomas Friedman fan. I caught a minute of him speaking on MSNBC this morning, though, and what he said really blew me away. It was extremely simple, but packed a wallop. As I can’t find the exact quote anywhere online, here’s the essence of what he said… “There’s not a damned thing that we can learn from China.”

Friedman, in declaring this, was essentially saying that we’ll never get our country back on the right track by competing with the Chinese on labor costs, and pushing for further deregulation. No, what we need to do, according to Friedman, is look to our own history, and do those same things now that worked for us in the past. We need to invest in education, provide the world’s best infrastructure, welcome immigrants, establish clear and fair rules to incentivize responsible investing, and federally fund research. I’ve never rushed out and bought a Friedman book before, but I think I’m going to get a copy of this one, which is entitled That Used to Be Us: How America Fell Behind in the World It Invented and How We Can Come Back. [An excerpt can be found here.]

While this seems to make perfect sense to me, there are, of course, those among us who feel the answer lies not in investing in education and infrastructure, but in further cutting taxes on the wealthy. Sure, we were promised millions of jobs when the Bush tax cuts when through a decade ago, and they never materialized, but that doesn’t mean the idea behind them was wrong, according to some. It just means that we didn’t go far enough. What we need to really accelerate the American economy, they tell us, is for the federal government to truly untie the hands of “job creators” by allowing them to keep even more of the money they earn, and clearing away the ambiguity that comes along with those irksome health, safety and environmental regulations. What we need to do, in their opinion, is let the free, unbridled market lead us to the promised land. And one big thing standing between us and full employment, according to Presidential candidate Michele Bachmann and others, is that damned minimum wage. Apparently, if not for the fact that we’re forced to pay people the excessive sum of $7.25 an hour, we’d be beating the hell out of the Chinese right now.

And that’s why I loved what Friedman had to say this morning… We can’t learn a damned thing from the Chinese.

Speaking of making $7.25 an hour, new government figures on poverty were released today. The following synopsis comes by way of our friends at Metafilter:

An additional 2.6 million people slipped below the poverty line in 2010, census officials said, making 46.2 million people in poverty in the United States, the highest number in the 52 years the Census Bureau has been tracking it, said Trudi Renwick, chief of the Poverty Statistic Branch. That represented 15.1 percent of the country. The poverty line in 2010 was at $22,113 for afamily of four.

1-in-6 Americans now live below the poverty line. And, considering the poverty line is officially set at $22,113 for a family of four, which is ridiculously low, the real number of those living in poverty is probably much, much higher. But, as Bachmann says, things will likely turn around if we just had the freedom to pay them less.

Here, for those of you who are interested, is video of Friedman promoting his new book on MSNBC’s Morning Joe, between attempts to convince Joe Scarborough to run for the White House as an independent with Michael Bloomberg.

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‘Escape from Vermont,’ by Chelsea Lowe

As you may recall, I got pissed off a few weeks ago at House Majority Leader Eric Cantor for suggesting that funds not be allocated for relief efforts in the wake of Hurricane Irene until such time that federal spending cuts were made elsewhere. I was particularly pissed off because a friend of mine, a writer by the name of Chelsea Lowe, who splits her time between residences in Boston and Vermont, was one of those folks trapped in rural Vermont, cut off from the rest of the world. Well, Chelsea eventually made it safely back to Boston, where I contacted her a little while ago, and asked if she’d be kind enough to share her memories with the readers of this site. Fortunately, she agreed. Here’s the whole story, in reverse chronological order.

WEDNESDAY:
This time, I’m not packing up the car. I walk into town, grab a free croissant half at the cafe and swing by the town offices. By now, I’m used to being here. If I can’t get out, I’ll paint the house’s peeling windows upstairs, and read Ann Tyler. (In perhaps the happiest development of the week, the local library’s open.)

Today, however, there’s a way out: north, opposite the direction I need. Working backwards from a set of directions going the other way, a volunteer outlines the most convoluted route I’ve ever seen. Route 100 is washed out in several places, requiring detours onto what locals are pleased to call “back roads.”

First detour’s Maston Hill Road–which turns out to be mud and gravel, with the backward incline of a roller coaster. (So much for my healing back.) At at least one point, I travel over a drainage ditch with only a shallow mud covering. I hope the way is right. I don’t want to see this road again.

It isn’t, and I’ll see it again twice. I wind up on a familiar stretch in Hancock, one town up. I stop the car and look around, from the glass studio to a building opposite to a house in between. As I ponder which to approach, a young woman, followed by a tall, thin guy, leaves the house, carrying a baby in a car seat.

The man gives me directions even more convoluted than the first, involving roads with names like Puddledock; a commons, a “T” shape, loops. Then a miracle happens, the kind of luck I’ve only heard about: They’re going my way. I can follow them to the highway.

I’ve never been more certain of anything: If not for these people, I’d remain in Rochester, Vermont, indefinitely. The way proves intricate beyond description—but, with my new friends leading, the inclines didn’t feel as steep, nor the curves so winding. Sometimes, the man gestures out the window while his companion drives, and I can’t tell whether he means for me to veer off. I stick with them. At last, they signal left and point right. I pull up and thank them for more or less saving my life. Then, I drive north into Waterbury for the trip home. (Back in Boston, Dave will say it was the Madonna who led me home. “Well,” I’ll answer, “the guy did have long hair.”)

Furniture and building materials litter the streets of Waterbury. Young people pass back and forth across the street. It looks like any first week of college–but of course, it’s storm damage.

In southern New Hampshire, I squeeze one last call from the near-dead cell. “Well, well,” my husband answers.

TUESDAY:
Morning. I remember yet another way out of town, for a total of four potential routes. I don a spare sweater (What the well-dressed refugee is wearing, I think) and drive into town. Someone says the grocery’s opening for a short while, cash only. I run into my editor friend and other neighbors, who tell me my plan won’t work. All roads are gone. I join the supermarket queue and cry. Not the way I generally try to impress editors. Another woman and I realize aloud that others have lost their homes; we have nothing to cry about. But we do it all the same.

It always looks ridiculous when people stress about getting home to their stupid work. But it’s been a lean year (for the first time, I’ve let my flood insurance lapse), and I finally have assignments. With deadlines.

It’s more than that. It’s primal. I want to go home.

I’m Private Benjamin. Diane Keaton in “Sleeper” (“…I haven’t had a bath in eight hours…”). Sam Waterston in The Killing Fields:”[but] I’m an American!” Mostly, I am Dorothy in Oz, dropped into brilliant Technicolor beauty with true friends, yearning all the same for the gray tones of home.

The line moves agonizingly slowly. Two hours for me; longer for others. It’s hot. Store staff comes around, giving away water bottles, fruit, cookies. I grab an apple and water and realize I’m usually on the other end of charity. But everyone needs help sometime.

I discover the reason for the line’s sluggishness: staff are admitting two customers at a time, accompanying us and recording purchases. (Perishables are free, up to three of any item per customer.) As we walk the aisles in the dark, I think out loud: “Oh; an orange. That would be good. But wait: they make garbage. Though, now that I think about it, orange peels might make the garbage smell better.” (I don’t enjoy regular trash pickup. At the moment, I keep garbage in the fridge til the trip home. Only, at the moment, everything in the refrigerator is garbage.)

Apparently, volunteers went house-to-house yesterday, informing townspeople of a meeting. I didn’t get the memo. Word, however, is that there’s another today, at the church.

Town offices become the central hub. I stop in to ask about getting word to my husband and family that I’m OK. A guy I don’t know offers a ride to Bethel Mountain Road. I can borrow his cell phone. I hesitate–not so much about riding with a stranger as traveling the Mountain Road. My last car overturned there.

Ross Laffan is a nice guy. We don’t have to drive far to get a signal. I get out and, from a grassy, quiet hill, call Dave, ask him to get word to my family that I’m all right, and to post on my writers forum on my behalf. I say I’ll try to make it home tomorrow.

“I got in touch with your friend Rachel and some of your neighbors,” Dave says. What? How? The cell tower’s out. Phones are out. Electricity, too. “Well, I am a reporter.” I’ll learn later that he’s called the National Guard, Red Cross, AmTrak (which informs him that the nearest station is “submerged”), and friends with a light truck.

Dave asks if I have food (he teases me often about my constant “snacks”). I tell him I’m doing all right. (My food needs are kind of special. My Perricone-inspired diet is out the window, of course, but I won’t touch anything canned or vacuum packed; nor beef. Which lets out most of the plentiful community offerings, from the church to the inn to the restaurants. Good free food can be had at all–but I end up accepting only bread.

At the town meeting, neighbors tell me my husband’s been trying to get in touch. Rachel’s shocked that he got her cell number. (Later, he’ll tell me his secret: He opened my phone book and began dialing numbers with Vermont area codes.)

Inside the church, it’s hot–still late August, after all–and packed to the rafters. I don’t remember much, only town select board chair Larry Strauss saying all roads are closed, east, west, north and south. He gets an unintended laugh by saying that some folks are trying to get Dr. Jewitt, the local doctor, into town on a four wheeler. Someone’s got a mounted camera. I remove my glasses.

Disaster guys (FEMA? Staties?) wear grim faces. Power? “Three to six months,” one deadpans. He can’t mean this. Oh, and more rain’s predicted for the weekend.

Art gallery owner Anni MacKay takes an inventory of medications needed. A man who’s had to leave his home reports wholesale looting. Someone suggests a watch committee. Someone else says we should remember how everyone, for the most part, is pulling together.

How I’d always imaged long-term power outage in Vermont: Trekking through drifts of white snow, bringing bread I’ve baked to all my near neighbors. Reality: My stove is electric. I don’t help many people (though I do manage a few good turns) and generally fall to pieces even though my house and I are fine, as far as I can tell.

Can anyone volunteer space in his or her home? I fear the risk, though I’d welcome the company. I compromise: give my handyman, who has a key, a short list of people authorized to stay in my absence. Turns out few, if any, end up staying with strangers.

A call goes out for mealtime volunteers at The Park House, the local private senior residence in the heart of town. This, I can do. A woman leads me by the hand to a whiteboard.

I’ve always felt comfortable at the Park House and drop by often to visit. Jeanie’s mom lives here. I try to tell her she must have been a great mom, because Jeanie shows a nurturing spirit, holding my hand on the market line and assuring everyone that we’ll be fine. And making sure to buy “kid food” so her children won’t see this disaster as frightening. I can’t get out the words without crying again.

Evelyn, the cook, is stranded like me; there’s no longer a road to her home in Pittsfield. My stylist lives in Pittsfield in a mobile home; I’m worried for her.

Evelyn’s a lively lady. We get to talking about cleaning our refrigerators and, when I reveal that I don’t have trash pickup, she shows me where the Park House throws its garbage, and invites me to deposit mine there, too. A godsend!

The joy of the evening comes in the person of a second Evelyn, who arrives bearing a beautiful soup. We “click” immediately, riffing with each other, inventing silly lyrics to “Love and Marriage,” celebrating the union of soup and sandwich (which go together like…soup and sandwich).

The food doesn’t interest me, and I’m not in the mood for a crowded community potluck at the Huntington House. I stop at my favorite local restaurant, The Porch. Only the hostess, Toni, and chef, Michael, are there. Michael offers gorgeous meat entrees–including another delicious-looking soup–from the gas stove. I say bread would be simplest, and choose from bags of defrosted rolls and bagels.

Home again, I worry some. If I had a heart attack–or if a criminal, emboldened by the unchanging darkness, broke a window and got in–I couldn’t call for help. I place the car alarm in close reach and remind myself that’s only a possibility; my need for adequate sleep is a certainty. Surprisingly, my flashlights have held up well, and I’m lucky to find a new package of D cells in the house. (The hardware store’s open in the dark and I’m delighted–mostly because I’m out of cash–to see my friend Donna behind the counter. They’re out of D bats, though. On the plus side, I get the opportunity to do a good turn: lend our car cell-phone charger to a woman in need.)

MONDAY:
Morning. I discover my neighbor Arlene was right! My windows are intact. Miraculously, the pond and lake on my neighbor’s and my properties have disappeared.

The shower water’s cold. I skip it and realize I could save a lot of time without a daily shower.

I pack my things, place an item in the mailbox and load the car. It’s obvious there’s no road to the south. I’ll have to take the long way. I give my neighbors, David and Sandy, a big smile. Survived the big storm. See ya.

David says there’s no passage around the mountain, either. I imagine the local cafe, lit by generator, serving waffles and French toast. In my vision of a day stuck in town, I’m on my laptop, writing articles via wifi. Sandy tells me the cell tower’s been knocked out. David adds that the local hotel is providing free breakfast.

I’m late, and the offerings have dwindled, but I’m grateful for the oatmeal and muffin. I drift to the bakery, open in the dark. Dawn, behind the counter, doesn’t know how long they’ll be open. There’s no running water (a surprise, as my house has it. I’ll learn that, through some quirk of fate, each of us has a different advantage, like twisted superheroes. I can flush. Jeanie has no water, but does have a working gas stove and can cook. Rachel’s staying with friends who have solar power, and can make and receive calls. Several people have grills and generators–though these won’t last long without fuel.) Dawn says there are plenty of sandwiches–but I need food that will keep, doesn’t need cooking, and won’t attract mice. This is the country, after all.

She points me toward power bars, granola, popcorn, chips: stuff I wouldn’t touch any day of the year but my birthday–maybe. I choose the lowest-sugar offerings I can find: raw food bars and chips, plus a tin of candy for a neighbor. I discover that, however hungry you are, raw food bars will not tempt. I can’t find enough cash on my person, but am a regular. Dawn records my purchases on paper.

Back at the house, I think: I know! I’ll drive north, get the highway in Waterbury. I’ll feel more awake and the roads will be better tomorrow. I’ve bought old newspapers to stave off boredom, and read every page, even sports. Apparently, some ball player’s wanted for murder.

SUNDAY:
Morning. I drive into town, fill the car and buy two gallons of water. I park at the end of the driveway, for easy egress, though I’m a little worried about the phone pole and mailbox.

Dave and I talk by phone. The storm’s passed him. Although not all of our fellow Massachusetts residents enjoyed such luck, there’s power in our apartment, and nothing amiss. Dave tells me the storm has changed course and is moving toward Vermont.

I do laundry for an upcoming trip, boil a couple of eggs and put on a pot of quinoa and farmers-market vegetables in case the power goes.

I reach my folks in their car. Power and water went out at their hotel. They’re heading back toward Long Island. I invite them to Vermont.

It rains. A lot. It looks as if the Atlantic Ocean has overturned somehow, onto my house. I work. Power goes out at 4. I keep busy, painting chairs and woodwork.

Dave and I talk again. I look out the window. The neighbors across the street to my north look as if they have lakefront property. Two houses down, there’s a river. My side yard is nearly submerged. Panic rises with the water. My financial troubles arrived at the same time as my hefty flood insurance bill.

I’m alone in a darkening house. I imagine the whole place tumbling from the volume of water. Or bills mounting into the tens of thousands. I cry into the phone that I’m alone and scared. David begs my father’s number. A Florida resident, Dad has seen dozens of hurricanes and will know what to do. I give it, on condition he not tell my father I’m upset.

Dad calls my cell. We decide I’ll evacuate for the evening, if only I can find out where people are going. I reach the Park House, and am told; the school.

I sling my folding cot onto my shoulder, grab a sleeping bag, gather a few things and head out, imagining a convivial, if subdued, generator-lit gathering.

I run into neighbors, one of whom asks if I’m carrying a saxophone. I explain that, when I bought the house, I didn’t have a bed and slept on a cot. I’m sure any shelter supplies are limited, so I’ll bring my own.

Other neighbors offer shelter in their homes–but they’re across the street, backing up to the river. I press on to the school, down the block. Water has risen all the way up to it. No one’s inside.

Down the street, the road ends in a lake. This road has been known to flood before. I’ll have to take the long way home tomorrow.

On the return trip, a woman in a van offers a ride. I tell her about the empty school. “I told him to stay there!” she says. Turns out there were few takers. Word among the neighbors is that a couple of houses farther up the road have washed away. Coffins have even slid out of their plots.

The rain seems to be abating–but strong winds are on the way. I fear broken windows. Arlene, who’s lived here all her 76 years, assures me this won’t happen, despite the fact that my attic window’s so flimsy, I once accidentally pushed one of its panes clear out. I go home and close all curtains, just in case.

Crews have already assembled, working on the flooded road. Cars line up all the way to my house.

I think about what my infinitely kind maternal grandmother would have done. I approach the lead guy and invite him and the crew to use my house as a command post. “I can’t make you coffee or tea,” I say, “but you can sit down and get warm, use my bathrooms.” I tell him the door will be locked, but to knock. I run home and scrub my toilets in the dark.

I have never slept here in the dark and find I’m comforted by the line of trucks and cars, their lights on, stretching from my house to the flood. Still, I second-guess my offer. Why did I invite strange men into my home when it’s dark and I can’t use the phone? (It’s a moot question. Either no one shows up, or I sleep through the knocks.) The rain continues til about one.

SATURDAY:
Dave has insisted on keeping our iPhone, in anticipation of Hurricane Irene knocking out power in Boston. But I need it to show my editor friend my app. We agree that he’ll FedEx our old one. I wait, decorating, painting and laying the groundwork for articles due next week. I’m grateful for the work.

FRIDAY:
Dave refuses to accompany me to Vermont, preferring to remain in Boston. I drive to Rochester, go into town and get my hair done. Lou, my stylist, is watching Carolina’s hurricane coverage on her computer. So far, nothing much is expected here. Another customer comes in with an ice cream. Lou and I talk about Creemees, a local soft-serve sensation. I’ve been diligently eating vegetables, olive oil and so on, and think I’ll reward myself on the trip back to Boston.

In town, I run into my editor friend, Jeanie, with whom I have a meeting planned. She says to call her at work on Monday and we’ll get some lunch.

I speak with my mother and stepfather, who’ve been evacuated from Long Island and booked a hotel room in Connecticut for themselves and my special-needs brother. They ask whether I have food, water and gasoline. I say, “some.” I invite them to wait out the storm with me in Vermont. They decline. A new neighbor drops by to chat.

THURSDAY:
My dad emails: a hurricane is heading for Boston. My husband and I should take refuge at our second home in Vermont. I’m planning to go to Vermont that weekend, anyway, for a business meeting.

After:
Turns out, my parents and their friends have been worrying, praying and, in one case, lighting a candle (I’m an atheistic Jew, by the way) and in another, trying to rally her church group to rescue me. My mother forwards emails expressing hope for my safe return. Friends, too, have been talking with Dave (a good development; normally, he’s solitary and shy). He’s posted updates on Facebook and the writers forum. God bless him, he has a hot meal waiting for me. He’s bonded with my parents, keeping in frequent contact by phone.

Vermont casualties are few, but the damage is vast. (many ways to help.)

What I kept thinking:
“This was a real, truly live place. And I remember that some of it wasn’t very nice–but most of it was beautiful. But just the same, all I kept saying to everybody was, ‘I want to go home!’ And they sent me home.”
— (Wizard of Oz screen writers include Noel Langley, Florence Ryerson, and Edgar Allan Woolf.)

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“Let him die!”

A few days ago, we had a post here on the site about the aggressive strain of conservative bloodlust that was starting to rise to the surface in the Republican Presidential debates. Well, tonight’s Tea Party-sponsored debate was no different. Watch the following clip featuring Ron Paul being asked by Wolf Blitzer what should happen to an uninsured man who finds himself in need of intensive medical treatment. Paul, who’s used to fielding questions like this, answers by not answering, instead making a broad statement about personal liberty, suggesting that the man should be free not to purchase health insurance, if that’s what he wants to do. The Tea Partying audience, however, was a little more blunt. Beneath the cheering, you can hear someone clearly yell, “Let him die!”

I’d love to know a little more about the man who yelled out, the federal assistance he and his family members have accepted over the course of his life, and the religion he undoubtedly professes to believe in.

The thing that amazes me most about the Tea Partiers is their inability to recognize, let alone acknowledge, their own hypocrisy. I’m reminded of our old friend Joe the Plummer who went around saying things like, “Was it patriotic for Joe Biden to say ‘take my money and give it to other people?’ That’s patriotism?” only to have it discovered later that his own family had relied on welfare not once, but twice, to get by. It’s as though these self-proclaimed Tea Party “patriots” feel as though their use of government assistance programs is somehow justified, whereas others who depend on the very same programs are shiftless, lying schemers who just want to suckle from the government teat. Certainly a huge part of this can be attributed to racism, but I credit a great deal to what I’ll call the John Stosselization of American media. We apparently can’t get enough of these stories about the isolated individuals out there who are manipulating the system for their own benefit. It gives us convenient scapegoats to focus our anger on, and diverts our attention from the real crime taking place all around us – the companies paying off our legislators to look the other way as they pollute our environment, hide their profits, and send our jobs to third world countries where they can exploit slave labor. I don’t deny that there’s room for improvement in our current welfare system. That doesn’t change the fact, however, that the man trying to milk the system by getting his dialysis for free probably isn’t as much to blame for the current state of America as the investment banker who got wealthy shuffling around financial assets that he knew were toxic.

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A new Saudi connection to 9/11 surfaces 10 years after the fact

The following blurb was posted to the Democracy Now website today.

Former Florida senator, Bob Graham, is calling on President Obama to reopen the investigation into the Sept. 11 attacks after new information has emerged about the possible role of prominent Saudis in the 9/11 attack. According to recent news reports, a wealthy young Saudi couple fled their home in a gated community in Sarasota, Florida, just a week or so before 9/11, leaving behind three cars and nearly all of their possessions. The FBI was tipped off about the couple but never passed the information on to the Sept. 11 Commission, even though phone records showed the couple had ties to Mohamed Atta and at least 10 other al-Qaeda suspects. Former Senator Bob Graham described the news as “the most important thing about 9/11 to surface in the last seven or eight years.” Graham said, “The key umbrella question is: What was the full extent of Saudi involvement prior to 9/11 and why did the U.S. administration cover this up?’’

Graham, by the way, served as co-chair of the September 11 Commission, so this isn’t just some whacko making unsubstantiated claims. This is a former U.S. Senator stating, on the record, that the 9/11 Commission was likely misled by the Bush administration in order to protect those who may have been behind the deadly attacks on our country in 2001.

The following clip comes from a Reuters article issued today.

…The report was published by BrowardBulldog.org., a nonprofit Internet news site and was simultaneously published on the news website of the Miami Herald.

If true, it reveals another Saudi terrorism connection that was never disclosed by the FBI to the public or to the 2002 joint Congressional intelligence committee investigating the attacks, said Graham, who was co-chair of the committee.

The FBI office in Tampa issued a statement on Monday saying the Sarasota case was one of many leads that “were resolved and determined not to be related to any threat nor connected to the 9/11 plot.”

Graham called the Sarasota case “eerily similar” to the FBI’s failure to tell the intelligence committee about a former Saudi civil servant, Omar al-Bayoumi, who supported two hijackers while they were living in San Diego. Graham said an investigator for his committee independently unearthed the information about al-Bayoumi.

“Why did the U.S. government go to such lengths to cover up the Saudi involvement?” Graham said.

The former Democratic senator from Florida has long been critical of the administration of former President George W. Bush for refusing to release 28 pages of the intelligence committee’s report, which allegedly included information about Saudi financial support of terrorists.

Information about the Saudi couple in Sarasota was reported by Anthony Summers, an independent journalist and co-author of The Eleventh Day: The Full Story of 9/11 and Osama bin Laden, and Dan Christensen, editor of the BrowardBulldog.org.

Abdulazzi al-Hiijjii, his wife Anoud and their small children resided in a home owned by Anoud’s father, Esam Ghazzawi, in the gated Sarasota subdivision called Prestancia, according to the report…

I don’t have much to add to this, but I wanted to do my little part to make sure that this story wasn’t lost in this week’s jingoistic orgy of flag waving.

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Chubby Mary, and other drinks involving animal flesh

Yesterday morning, the family and I drove up to Leland, Michigan, where, among other things, we sat around watching otters frolicking in the crystal clear water as we sipped big, cold drinks. The photo above is of one such drink. It’s called a Chubby Mary, and it’s the specialty of the house at a place called The Cove. It’s like a regular Bloody Mary, but with a dead fish bobbing around in it, next to the pickle spear and the lemon wedge. I don’t eat a lot of smoked fish, but I really enjoyed it… The reason I mention it tonight, though, is that it got me thinking about how, if I were to open a bar in Ypsi, I’d like to have a signature drink that involved a dead animal in some way. (And, yeah, I’m no longer a vegan.) The best idea I’ve had so far, I think, is for something called a Jive Turkey. It’s a pitcher of Pabst with a smoked turkey leg floating in it.

There were lot of bad ideas too. For several hours yesterday, I was thinking about using pickled opossum tails, either hollowed out as straws, or left whole as swizzle sticks. (Wouldn’t it be cool to see an olive or two impaled on a opossum tail?) I don’t know that I could find a reliable supply of tails, though. But, I suppose they could be reused. I’ve heard of a bar in the Yukon that serves a shot of whisky with the frostbitten toe of prohibition-era rum runner in it. The drink is called a Sourtoe. You just down the shot, swish the toe around in your mouth, and spit it back out, for the next person to use. (The original toe was unfortunately swallowed not too long ago. A replacement was soon acquired, though.)

I’ve also been thinking quite a bit about chicken feet. As it is, even though they’re popular in Asia, they’re pretty much ignored by the American food industry. I’m thinking that I might be able to change that, if I can just come up with the right drink.

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