Category Archives: sex

In Hasan’s bedroom

Last night, one thing led to another, and, like so many co-eds before me, I ended up above Woodruff’s, in the bedroom of Hasan O’Shea.* Fortunately, MarkMaynard.com cub reporter Patrick Elkins was on had to capture the excitement. And, yeah, I drank too much. That’s what happens, I guess, when you run into Patrick at […]

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OK Cupid, now what?

A friend of mine is just starting to dabble in the whole internet dating thing. We spent quite a while this afternoon talking about it, and I found the whole thing absolutely fascinating. Having met Linette pre-internet, at a bar, like God had intended, I really had no idea just how sophisticated the whole process […]

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Ape Canyon… the adult version

Last night, I told you about a place near Mt. St. Helens called Ape Canyon, where, in 1924, a small group of gold miners claim to have been set upon by a band of fierce, boulder-hurling bigfoot. Well, this afternoon, while being shown around a very cool Portland video store called Movie Madness, which, among […]

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I received a bead… now what?

When I came downstairs this morning, I found a single brown bead on the kitchen table. I didn’t make anything of it at the time… but, now, as I sit here in my office, watching reruns of the Today Show, I’m not so sure. [And, yes, I typically spend my weekends catching up on the […]

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Weiner, acknowledging mistakes, gushes apologetically

I had higher hopes for my Weiner. A few days ago, when the penis-posting rumors first started flying about Anthony Weiner – one of my favorite Congressmen – I was tempted to post something here about how he’d been set up by scumbag, bottom-feeding Republican infotainment purveyor Andrew Breitbart. That was, for many of us […]

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