As I don’t feel very much like posting anything here tonight, I thought that I’d just share this short Facebook exchange between myself and Ypsilanti landlord Stewart Beal, who apparently discovered a secret tunnel below Ypsilanti earlier this evening. The reason I don’t want to post tonight, by the way, doesn’t have anything to do […]
I’ve got another entry for our ever-growing Pencil Paparazzi file. This one comes from a young man in Ann Arbor by the name of Bryant. Accompanying his drawing of former Little House on the Prairie star Melissa Gilbert, was the following note: “Melissa Gilbert winked at me at the Gandy Dancer. Or maybe she was […]
What does it say about us when a piece of shit movie like this makes $65 million its first weekend? Or, better yet, what does it mean about our society when the astrophysicists at NASA, instead of exploring space and finding new planets for us to infect with humanity, are busy assuring stupid tea-partiers that […]
I’d intended to write about the possibility of John Gosselin and Octomom getting a new reality show together, and how it signaled the coming of an apocalypse far more terrifying than anything in that ridiculous new John Cusack movie, but then I read that a member of a radical black Muslim group in Dearborn was […]
