Generally speaking, I’d rather watch the elderly practice ballroom dancing at the gym than turn my attention to the overhead television, which is invariably tuned to the Today Show. I made an exception this morning, though, as the happy gang of falsely-laughing, purveyors of faux-news were “reporting” on their network’s most recent stunt-casting coup. (Apparently, […]
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By Mark | February 24, 2011
Word on the street is that it only took 20 minutes for Charlie Sheen to lose his television show after the following interview with his friend Alex Jones went live. Apparently you can beat the shit out of all the prostitutes you want after snorting down bowling ball-sized rocks of cocaine, but when you call […]
Posted in Art and Culture, Pop Culture | Also tagged Alex Jones, Charlie Sheen, Chuck Lorrie, conspiracy theorist, getting fired, insulting your boss, J.D. Salinger, Jesus, people who are self destructing, Two and a Half Men, watching people unravel |
As you know, our country is sick. Many of our friends and neighbors have succumbed to a peculiar form of mental illness known as teabaggery? It’s been traveling, like a virus, through the population for about a year now, and, I’m sad to report, it’s finally reached the U.S. Supreme Court. According to reports in […]
Posted in Politics | Also tagged 24, Chamber of Commerce, Clarence Thomas, Glenn Beck, Heritage Foundation, Hillsdale College, Liberty Central Inc., Obama's socialist agenda, pubic hair on Coke, Supreme Court, tea party, Tea Partyfication, teabaggery, that evil Socialist Barack Obama, Virginia Thomas |
By Mark | February 3, 2010
The folks at the Daily Kos just commissioned a poll of 2,000 self-identifying Republicans by independent polling firm Research 2000. I think you’ll find the results enlightening. Here’s a sample: • Over a third of Republicans believe the birth control pill is abortion (which explains why nearly a third of them want contraceptive use outlawed). […]
Plug the hole with Rush!
Locked in heated battle with Sarah Palin for leadership of the delusional Tea Party wing of the Republican party, Rush Limbaugh went for broke today, suggesting not only that the recent BP oil spill was the work of a radical environmentalist, but also that the ocean would somehow remediate the environmental disaster itself. Here, if […]