Word on the street is that it only took 20 minutes for Charlie Sheen to lose his television show after the following interview with his friend Alex Jones went live. Apparently you can beat the shit out of all the prostitutes you want after snorting down bowling ball-sized rocks of cocaine, but when you call your show’s creator “a stupid, stupid little man and a pussy punk,” you’ve gone too far.
You know how people ask you things like, if you could have dinner with any four people from throughout history, who would they be? Well, this video has me seriously reevaluating my standard response. With all respect to Jesus and Salinger, I don’t see how I could possibly turn away Sheen and Jones after this performance. Can you imagine what it must be like to share a bottle of wine with those two?
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I like when Alex Jones talks about having seen/felt Sheen’s hernia.
Sheen: I believe in the Bush Doctrine.
Jones: In what respect, Charlie?
According to the Internet.
Among Alex Jones’ laughable beliefs are the following:
• Gloria Steinem is a CIA operative.
• There are Illuminati symbols on Starbucks coffee cups.
• Bill Clinton is a Canaanite devil worshipper.
• Dubya’s a member of the British Royal Family (that whole Texan hick thing is just an act).
• Most anarchists are phonies and- surprise, surprise- government ops.
• The Weathermen were a government plot.
• Feminism is a government plot.
• Same sex marriage will destroy America.
• Evolution is a government plot.
• There are surveillance cameras in cable TV boxes.
• The left and right don’t exist on the political spectrum, despite the fact he calls himself a conservative.
• Edward VIII abdicated because he was a Hitler admirer. Another lie!
• Gavrilo Princip was actually a British spy.
• Fluoride is a government plot (and 90% of dentists are in on it too).
• Children raised by homosexuals are suicidal.
• The Branch Davidians were a peaceful religious group murdered by the evil Bill Clinton.
• Google Video got rid of their hit counters to censor him.
• Anyone who disagrees with him is a ‘neocon disinfo agent.’
• Arnold Schwartzeneggar is a Nazi.
More douchbaggery:
• Alex once screamed at a New York fireman with his bullhorn that the NYFD was in on 9/11, then lied on his radio show and claimed he never made the comment, despite being video taped.
• Alex claims he gets all his info from SECRET NWO websites that tell him everything those pesky neocons are up to. Never mind the bogus predictions….
I know you didn’t want to make this political, but now with the likely end to the Michigan Film Credits, we basically have zero chance of ever having Sheen spend his blow and hooker money here in our local economy.
News flash. People in power don’t like being told that they have ugly wives and ugly kids.
I hope to God someone gives him a ticket to the Oscars. Or, better yet, three, so he can bring some of his “goddesses”.
As for ideal dinner guests, I’d vote for Hitler, Jefferson, Churchill and L Ron Hubbard. Ben Franklin would be an alternate. I should probably bump L Ron for him, but I’ve got some specific questions that I’d like answered. It would be fascinating, though, to get some modern wackos mixed in, though. I’d love to see how Mel Gibson got along with Hitler for instance, and I think Lincoln would have a blast meeting Glenn Beck. I also think someof our early suffragettes would enjoy drinks with Lady GaGa.
I think that Henry Ford should meet some Holocaust survivors.
Sheen responded to the cancellation of his show in a letter to TMZ.
It would be cool if “his” people started protesting at CBS. I think they’ll probably just migrate to the next stupidest show on TV.
Charlie should do a bachelor style dating show ala Rock of Love…
They are going to have rallies to protest the end to the Michigan Film Incentives. I wish I didn’t have a real job so I could go.
I would make an annual pilgrimage to Detroit to pay homage to a statue of Sheen snorting blow of a goddess’s teet.
It doesn’t have much to do with Charlie Sheen, but the audio of Louis C.K. harassing Donald Rumsfeld on the Opie & Anthony radio show is genius. You can find it at Youtube and Huffingtonpost. It’s long, but worth every second.
Hmmmm……
That show they canceled with Charlie Sheen just was not very funny.
Oh well.
Thanks for the tip, Bob. It’s now on the front page.
I feel sorry for Jon Cryer, his money tree got chopped down.
the duckman abides
Sheen: “I’m tired of pretending that I’m not special.”
http://www.cnn.com/2011/SHOWBIZ/02/28/charlie.sheen/index.html?iref=allsearch
Charlie Sheen is post human.
According to the Intertubes, he’s looking for an intern with “tiger blood.”
Can we nominate someone? I’m having a hard time deciding between G Gordon Liddy and EOS.
I nominate Bash Boulder. Let’s start a letter-writing campaign to Sheen and his crew at the Sober Valley Lodge.