Tag Archives: that evil Socialist Barack Obama

Sniffing his own hand in North Carolina, Obama says he doesn’t smell sulphur, laying to rest once and for all the rumor that he is a demon

By Mark | October 12, 2016

When I heard that Obama, during a speaking engagement in Greensboro, North Carolina yesterday, went out of his way to ensure the crowd that he wasn’t a demon, as someone in the right wing press had apparently just suggested, I felt compelled to know the backstory… Well, it turns out that it was America’s leading […]

Posted in Politics, Uncategorized | Also tagged Alex Jones, Barack Obama, conspiracy theories, demonic activity, Demons, Donald Trump, fish people, genetic engineering, Hillary Clinton, Info Wars, Sandy Hook, sulphur, Todd Dracula | 13 Comments

“The Best 10 Ways to Keep Your Older White Relatives from the Polls Come November 8”

By Mark | September 20, 2016

I know it’s kind of anti-democratic, but I’ve started work on a new project that I think has a lot of potential. I’m putting together a list of “The Best 10 Ways to Keep Your Older White Relatives from the Polls Come November 8.” I know I can do better, but here’s what I’ve come […]

Posted in Mark's Life, Special Projects, Uncategorized | Also tagged 2016, Barack Obama, Benghazi, Bill Ayers, black helicopters, chemtrails, Cracker Barrel, Donald Trump, executive orders, gun rights, guns, Hillary Clinton, Jeff Foxworthy, Larry the Cable Guy, Make America Great Again, Mark's big ideas, Obaba's private black army, Presidential politics, racism, rapture, Ted Nugent, the border with Mexico, the gay, Van Jones | 18 Comments

Better luck next time, you nasty, old, business-killing Obama!

By Mark | October 24, 2013

Try as he might, it would appear that our evil, freedom-hating President, Barack Hussein Obama, has failed miserably in his attempt to crush the small business owners of America… Much to his chagrin, in fact, it would seem that some, like Ypsilanti’s Rene Greff, the owner of our beloved Corner Brewer, even thinks that Obamacare […]

Posted in Health, Local Business, Locally Owned Business, Uncategorized, Ypsilanti | Also tagged Affordable Care Act, Corner brewery, health care reform, health insurance, Obama, Rene Greff, small business | 19 Comments

Courageous, patriotic celebrities speak out on the evil of our America-hating President

By Mark | September 5, 2012

In defense of Clint Eastwood, he’s not the most out-of-touch celebrity on the right by a long shot.

Posted in Politics, Uncategorized | Also tagged celebrity, Chuck Norris, conspiracy theories, Dave Mustaine, Jon Voight, Megadeath, Obama is a Socialist, Obama is the Antichrist | 54 Comments

Breitbart assassinated… “what else could it be?”

By Mark | March 2, 2012

Within minutes of Senator Ted Kennedy’s death, conservative activist Andrew Breitbart took to Twitter, calling the distinguished public servant a “duplicitous bastard” and a “prick”. Now, in the wake of the glorified blogger’s unexpected passing, however, we’re being asked to remember Breitbart, the man best known for destroying ACORN, a grass-roots organization that offered aid […]