Ypsi Immigration Interview: Bird

A few weeks ago, I posted an exit interview with Chris Legz Pierce, who, like many others before him, decided to pull up stakes and head west, to the promised land of Portland, Oregon. Well, as luck would have it, the universe intervened, and gave us someone in return. Following is my interview with a young woman who, to my knowledge, is the first person ever to move from Portland to Michigan. Her name is Bird.

MARK: Let’s start with your name. I know you as Bird, but I imagine that’s not the name you grew up with. As I suspect that you may have given up the name of your youth, at least in part, in order to make a clean break with the past, I won’t ask what your name was. I am, however, curious as to why you chose Bird.

BIRD: I have always felt a kinship with birds, as a child I was fascinated by them and continue to be. I would often dream of flying and I am pretty sure I thought I could when I was young. Thankfully, I never jumped off of anything too high.

MARK: Before moving to Michigan, if I’m not mistaken, you lived in Portland. I’m curious as to why someone would leave Portland for here. I mean, I see people making the move in the other direction all the time, but you’re the first person I’ve seen do it this way. What was it about Michigan that you found so compelling? Or was it something about Portland that you didn’t like?

BIRD: I first left the Portland area in 2003 to take an internship at Farm Sanctuary in Orland, CA. One internship lead to another and I just started traveling that way. I traveled from 2003-2008, living in communes, organic farms, yoga ashrams, an artist temple, and a feminist pagan community. I spent some time again in Portland in 2005 and that was the last time that I lived there. Before coming to Michigan I was living and working in Rivas, Costa Rica on a fair trade coffee farm. My partner at the time was from Michigan and wanted to come home to be with family. I decided to follow a month later. Originally I was not keen on traveling to Michigan and only wanted to stay a short while before returning to California. Why did I stay? The people. I have met many kind, down to earth folks. I made friends that became like family to me and Michigan has become home. I have met lots of people in my travels but none like the people in Michigan. I like that Michiganders have so much pride in their state, that there is a focus on local food, art, and business. Michigan welcomed me with open arms and I found a home even though I didn’t know I was looking for one.

MARK: The last time I was in Portland, I ducked into a bar to get out of the rain. And, as I was sitting there, eating a bowl of chili, and having a beer, I overheard the bartender telling someone, “No one who’s actually from Portland lives downtown.” He went one to say, “Everyone who lives in the City is from Detroit or Chicago.” I’m just curious if that was your experience as well. Were you meeting a lot of Michiganders when you lived there?

BIRD: When I lived there I did not meet a lot of Michiganders. It’s a transient place – you never really know who’s living there and who’s just passing through. I have lived in the city, and I have lived outside of the city. I am not sure if there is truth to that statement or not.

MARK: As you’ve lived and worked on a number of farms, I’m curious if that’s a vocation you see yourself pursuing in Michigan? Would you ever like to have a farm of your own? If so, what kind of farm would it be?

BIRD: There was a time and a place for farm work in my life. I really enjoyed working outdoors. I liked the muscles I gained from the work, the fresh air and sunshine. However I feel like I was better suited for that work in my early twenties.

MARK: Linette tells me that, while you were at Farm Sanctuary, you became the go-to person when dying animals needed comforting. I’m curious to know what you took away from that experience.

BIRD: I am not sure that I was the go-to person, but I did help a few animals pass on. It was a strange summer where a few animals died of natural causes and one of cancer, who was euthanized. I wanted to help, so I put myself in the right place at the right time to be a support person. It was an intense experience to sit and hold an animal as it dies. I am not sure if I can put that experience into words. A few months before I came to the sanctuary a good friend of mine was shot. I suppose her death is part of what inspired me to leave everything behind and stop daydreaming about things I wanted to do and just do them. So that summer for me really seemed to revolve around death in a way that I had not previously imagined that it would. I was 21, I had not had much experience with death and here I was, really seeing the impermanence of life. I took away from that summer a deep respect for the animals I cared for. I gained a connection with farm animals that I would not have had otherwise, being raised in the city. I gained a different understanding of death and the process of dying. Here I was, holding animals while they passed, singing to them, and comforting them. I learned that there could be much more intention, kindness and care given to those that pass on. I think my time on the farm was healing for me in a way and helped me to access a part of myself that I did not even know was there.

MARK: How many different places have you lived in your life?

BIRD: My rough estimate is 19 different towns or cities. I have lived in some of those places more than once.

MARK: Upon moving to Michigan, you first lived in Ann Arbor. You later made a decision to move to Ypsilanti. Why, if you don’t mind my asking, did you decide to make the move?

BIRD: My partner, Leah. wanted to be close to EMU. She had lived in Ypsi before and loved it. I fell in love with Ypsi right away.

Things I love about Ypsi:
Living by the river
Everything I need is within walking or biking distance
A focus on local businesses
The artists and activists
Beezy’s
The Thrift Shop
Dreamland Theater
Hanging with Arlo, Clementine and Juna

MARK: Is there anything about Ypsilanti that you’d like to ask my readers? Are there local customs, for instance, that you find confusing? Do you need a recommendation for bike mechanic? Is there, perhaps, a tree that gives you the willies, and you don’t know why? (In an Ypsi Exit Interview not too long ago, someone told me that there is an “evil tree” in Ypsilanti.)

BIRD: Recommendations for restaurants with good vegetarian food – the spicier the better! I have not seen any creepy trees.

MARK: They say that it takes about three years in a place before someone really feels like a place is their home. Given your age, and the number of places that you’ve lived, I’m wondering if you’ve ever really gotten to experience that feeling.

BIRD: I lived in Ann Arbor the longest and my time living at the Heiwa House Co-op (3 1/2 years) gave me that feeling of home. It still feels like home to me, and I adore that people there.

MARK: How will you know when it’s time to stop traveling and invest in a place for the long term? Is there something specific that you’re looking for?

BIRD: I feel like the time has come for me to stop traveling, I think that time came when I landed in Michigan. I am not sure if Michigan will be my forever home, but I have been living a more stationary life for some time now. I plan to be in Ypsi for a few years. I am not sure if I will ultimately go back to the west coast to settle, or if I will stay in Michigan. But my days of taking off every month or two and living out of a pack are over. I wouldn’t mind taking a trip every now and then, but it’s nice to have a home to come back to.

MARK: I know it’s difficult to be objective, but I’m curious to know what you perceive as your strengths. What do you bring to the community?

BIRD: Well, I bring with me my skills as a childcare provider and that is something that is needed in any community. I also bring with me my knowledge of the domestic arts – cooking, sewing, cleaning, minor home repairs, making your own eco friendly cleaners.

MARK: Is it easy to make friends in Ypsilanti?

BIRD: I feel like people have been welcoming and friendly. I am rather nervous and shy in social situations, so it takes me some time to make friends.

MARK: If there were an Ypsi Welcome Wagon, what would it look like? As a new person in our community, what would have been useful to you that first week? If you got a knock on your door, and there were two people on your front step, what would have liked for them to have said to you? What would have made you feel welcomed?

BIRD: I imagine friendly folks with flowers. Bearing gifts of useful things like a handmade item for my kitchen, a small map with important places and local businesses marked on it, and a list of upcoming events.

MARK: Do you have any desire to be our Mayor? I don’t get the sense that our current Mayor is going to run again, and I’m trying to find a candidate?

BIRD: Oh no, I prefer to spend my days caring for children and sewing.

MARK: What’s surprised you the most about Ypsilanti… good and bad.

BIRD: I suppose I haven’t really felt surprised by anything so far.

[note: The second image is not a photo. It’s a drawing done by Clementine, who happens to be a friend of Bird’s. If you’d like to see the whole drawing, you can find it here.]

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The mass shooting at Sandy Hook Elementary… agendas at play, profits to be made

As you’ve no doubt heard, a gunman entered an elementary school in Newtown, Connecticut yesterday morning, taking the lives of 20 children (all 6 and 7 years old) and 6 adults. It’s a heartbreaking story, and I don’t know that there’s anything that I can say that hasn’t already been said better by our obviously shaken President and others. I’m tempted to go off on a tirade about the deification of guns in America, the ongoing effort on the part of the NRA to increase access to increasingly deadly weapons, and the incessant corporate barrage of murdertainment that we’re subjected to on a daily basis, but, after some thought, I’ve come to accept that White House spokesman Jay Carney had it right when he said, “today is not the day” to discuss such things. When I first read his quote, I was of a much different opinion. Staring into my computer, looking a pictures of children running out of their school with their eyes closed, so as not to see their murdered classmates, I mumbled to myself, “Of course today is the day.” But, upon further reflection, and having thought a bit more about what the families of Newtown must be going though, I came to the conclusion that he was probably right, and that using this tragedy, right now, in order to further my own political ends, would not only be self-serving, but cold-hearted… Of course, that isn’t stopping others from pushing their own agendas this weekend. I just read a few minutes ago that former presidential candidate Mike Hucakabee, without knowing anything of the motivations that compelled the shooter in this particular case, has already determined that it must have happened as a result of the fact that we, the American people, have “systematically removed God from our schools.” Of course, if Hucakbee was right, and being raised in a strict religious environment really kept horrible, aberrant behavior from happening, his son wouldn’t have been caught torturing a stray dog to death, but we’ll leave that conversation for another day.

Huckabee isn’t the only one using this tragedy to his advantage. Some in Michigan are using the events in Connecticut to illustrate, if you can believe it, the need for more guns in schools. They’re using this event to pressure Governor Rick Snyder into signing Senate Bill 59 into law. The bill, which was coincidentally passed by the Senate early Friday morning, just hours before the shootings in Connecticut, would allow for gun owners to carry weapons into schools, stadiums, and other areas where, up until now, they’d been outlawed. “This kind of tragedy is hard to process, but if one person – a faculty member or a parent – could legally carry, at least it could have limited some of the mayhem,” said Rob Harris, media director for Michigan Open Carry Inc., yesterday. “This legislation has to be passed to at least have a fighting chance against the evil in this world.” (Snyder has said that, in light of yesterday’s tragedy, he’ll hold off on signing the bill for the time being. If you have thoughts on the matter, you can contact the Governor here.)

As shameful and self-serving as this behavior is, however, it pales in comparison with what we’re seeing from member of the media, who wasted no time sticking their cameras in the faces of horrified children and hounding the families of the deceased, in hopes of capturing on tape the gut-wrenching howls of pain that would keep morbidly-fascinated viewers from switching channels. While it’s always been the case in the media that “what bleeds leads,” it seems as though people are finally starting to come to some consensus around the belief that, in cases like this one, restraint should be shown, as it’s not only the respectful thing to do, but could actually help prevent these kinds of things from happening in the future. Here with more on that, is a clip from Roger Ebert’s 2003 review of Gus Van Sant’s film about the deadly school shooting in Columbine, Colorado, Elephant.

…Let me tell you a story. The day after Columbine, I was interviewed for the Tom Brokaw news program. The reporter had been assigned a theory and was seeking sound bites to support it. “Wouldn’t you say,” she asked, “that killings like this are influenced by violent movies?” No, I said, I wouldn’t say that. “But what about ‘Basketball Diaries’?” she asked. “Doesn’t that have a scene of a boy walking into a school with a machine gun?” The obscure 1995 Leonardo Di Caprio movie did indeed have a brief fantasy scene of that nature, I said, but the movie failed at the box office (it grossed only $2.5 million), and it’s unlikely the Columbine killers saw it.

The reporter looked disappointed, so I offered her my theory. “Events like this,” I said, “if they are influenced by anything, are influenced by news programs like your own. When an unbalanced kid walks into a school and starts shooting, it becomes a major media event. Cable news drops ordinary programming and goes around the clock with it. The story is assigned a logo and a theme song; these two kids were packaged as the Trench Coat Mafia. The message is clear to other disturbed kids around the country: If I shoot up my school, I can be famous. The TV will talk about nothing else but me. Experts will try to figure out what I was thinking. The kids and teachers at school will see they shouldn’t have messed with me. I’ll go out in a blaze of glory.”

In short, I said, events like Columbine are influenced far less by violent movies than by CNN, the NBC Nightly News and all the other news media, who glorify the killers in the guise of “explaining” them. I commended the policy at the Sun-Times, where our editor said the paper would no longer feature school killings on Page 1. The reporter thanked me and turned off the camera. Of course the interview was never used. They found plenty of talking heads to condemn violent movies, and everybody was happy…

For what it’s worth, The Chicago Sun Times has apprently changed policies. Today, not only is mention of this mass killing on their front page, but it’s all that’s on their front page.

As for Ebert’s comment, I think he goes a bit too far when he absolves the entertainment industry of all blame. While I suspect that the prevalence of murdertainment in film, television and video games does play something of a role, though, I think that he’s right that the news media, in cases like this, is probably the bigger culprit. (Ebert argues that The Basketball Diaries couldn’t possibly have played a role, as very few people saw it. As much as I like and respect Ebert, if that’s the only argument that he has as to why entertainment doesn’t influence acts such as these, it doesn’t hold up very well when you start to consider that first-person shooter games, for instance, are now pervasive throughout society. I’m not suggesting that these games, which sell in the millions, are responsible for the events of yesterday, but only that Ebert’s “very few people actually saw it” defense, doesn’t really hold much water in 2012, when murder has become so much a part of our shared popular culture. Speaking of which, I was watching the Macy’s Thanksgiving parade with my daughter a few weeks ago, and, during it, there was an ad for a new television series which prominently featured the lifeless body of a young murder victim. That, I think it’s pretty safe to say, wouldn’t have happened during the parade even a few years ago.)

Here, with more on the role and responsibility of the news media, is a short video essay by British cultural critic Charile Booker, who argues that we should make such coverage as boring as possible, and not mention the killers by name.

And, while I don’t really want to argue gun control at the moment, here’s a link to some facts on gun ownership and gun violence that I thought that you might find of interest. (I’m particularly drawn to the stats concerning the number of deaths attributable to firearms in the United States as opposed to in other so-called “developed” nations. While it’s certainly true that there are a number of factors at play, such as country size, and age of population, one has to wonder how countries like Japan can have a few dozen gun deaths per year to our over 10,000.)

Hopefully, in the days and weeks to come, we can come together, and, as the President has said, “take meaningful action.” And I don’t just think that means taking away people’s guns, although I do think that restrictions on assault rifles are long overdue. For instance, I think that we need to have a serious conversation on the availability of comprehensive mental health care in this country. And, I think that we need to demand that our national media act in the best interests of the people. Having them, on the day of an event like this, broadcasting false information and accosting children, is absolutely unacceptable. I understand the nature of the business, and that they need ratings to survive, but we can demand more of them, and we can do a better job of fighting the urge to participate when they go to far.

And, lastly, here’s hoping that, in the wake of this, we all treat our kids and our teachers a little better.

update: Obama addressed the community of Newtown last night. Here’s a clip from the transcript, in which he promises to take action. (It should also be noted that Diane Feinstein has promised to bring an assault weapons ban to a vote in the Senate.)

…Can we say that we’re truly doing enough to give all the children of this country the chance they deserve to live out their lives in happiness and with purpose?

I’ve been reflecting on this the last few days, and if we’re honest with ourselves, the answer’s no. We’re not doing enough. And we will have to change. Since I’ve been president, this is the fourth time we have come together to comfort a grieving community torn apart by mass shootings, fourth time we’ve hugged survivors, the fourth time we’ve consoled the families of victims.

And in between, there have been an endless series of deadly shootings across the country, almost daily reports of victims, many of them children, in small towns and in big cities all across America, victims whose — much of the time their only fault was being at the wrong place at the wrong time.

We can’t tolerate this anymore. These tragedies must end. And to end them, we must change.

We will be told that the causes of such violence are complex, and that is true. No single law, no set of laws can eliminate evil from the world or prevent every senseless act of violence in our society, but that can’t be an excuse for inaction. Surely we can do better than this.

If there’s even one step we can take to save another child or another parent or another town from the grief that’s visited Tucson and Aurora and Oak Creek and Newtown and communities from Columbine to Blacksburg before that, then surely we have an obligation to try.

In the coming weeks, I’ll use whatever power this office holds to engage my fellow citizens, from law enforcement, to mental health professionals, to parents and educators, in an effort aimed at preventing more tragedies like this, because what choice do we have? We can’t accept events like this as routine…

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Should Ypsi withdraw from the Ann Arbor – Ypsilanti Chamber of Commerce?

It’s been brought to my attention that, during Tuesday’s Ypsi City Council meeting, Pete Murdock will request a vote on a resolution to terminate the City’s relationship with the Ann Arbor – Ypsilanti Regional Chamber of Commerce. “To paraphrase the Governor,” said Murdock in a message that I received earlier this evening, “we are exercising our ‘choice’.” Murdock is, of course, referencing Governor Snyder’s recent justification for signing the right-to-work bill that was put on his desk by the Republican majorities in the House and Senate. The bill, said Snyder, was important because it gave workers in union shops the choice as to whether or not they wanted to contribute toward the funding of said union. (Previously, non-union members contributed toward the non-political activities of the union through agency fees. Under right-to-work, they will no longer have to. This will invariably result in declining revenues for unions, making them less effective advocates for workers.) Snyder, in other words, positioned it as a freedom of choice issue, when, in fact, the legislation is clearly about driving down worker pay and benefits over time. (As several others have pointed out, it shouldn’t be called “right to work,” but “right to work for less.”) Murdock, it would seem, is looking for an opportunity to strike back against the Michigan Chamber of Commerce, which was instrumental in the push for right-to-work.

Snyder also, as we’ve discussed, has said that this new right-to-work legislation would ultimately be a good thing for unions, as it would force them to be more customer service driven. Under this new paradigm, says Snyder, unions will still exist, and they’ll still be able to negotiate on behalf of employees, but they won’t be compensated for their work unless they can prove to employees that they “add value”. Murdock, in his note, again invoking Snyder, went on to say that the Chamber would have to “earn our dues through demonstrating their ‘value’.” And this, he said, was something that they hadn’t been doing, as demonstrated by their support of right-to-work legislation, and tax policies that hurt Ypsilanti, as well as their advocacy for environmental deregulation and the rollback of worker protections. This, says Murdock, “makes them an organization that the City should not be a part of.”

At this point, it’s probably worth pointing out that what we refer to as the “Chamber of Commerce” actually isn’t a single, monolithic entity. There’s the U.S. Chamber of Commerce, which is super evil, the Michigan Chamber of Commerce, which is evil, and the Ann Arbor – Ypsilanti Chamber of Commerce, which, from time to time, does evil things.

I don’t really have a position on whether or not we should opt out of the local Chamber. On one hand, I like the idea of taking a symbolic swipe at an organization that helped bring right-to-work to Michigan, but, on the other, I realize that holding the local Chamber responsible for the actions of those in other organizations, regardless of how good it might make us feel, might be a distraction. And, not only that, but it’s probably unfair. The local Chamber, as I understand it, contributes nothing to the PACs of the U.S. Chamber and the Michigan Chamber. And, as far as I know, they did not join the Michigan Chamber in coming out in favor of right-to-work.

With that said, the local Chamber is traditionally a conservative organization, as evidenced by their active involvment in the Ypsi City Income Tax debate. They, for those of you who don’t recall, were very much against it. This, as I understand it, had quite a bit to do with their Board Chair at the time, Tom Harrison, the CEO of Ypsilanti’s Michigan Ladder, who was adamant about not wanting taxes to go up, regardless of the dire situation in the City. Tom, from what I understand, however, will be leaving his position at the beginning of January, to be replaced by a woman from Eastern Michigan University, who, I imagine, could be a little less of a Libertarian. Whether or not that will impact policy, I’m not sure, but I thought that it was worth mentioning.

Personally, I don’t really care either way. I wouldn’t consider myself a big fan of the local Chamber, but, at the same time, I acknowledge that they aren’t our primary enemy. Still, though, a symbolic blow may not be a bad thing, especially if it forces our local Chamber to get a little more vocal in its opposition to the state and national organizations. And, who knows, our defection could lead to others, not just in our area, but across the state, and that really could have an effect. On the down side, some good local people, who are probably trying to do the right thing, could suffer. But, maybe it’s worth the risk to send a message. And, just because we step away now, doesn’t mean that we couldn’t come back in the future.

Also, it’s worth pointing out that, in the wake of the recent right-to-work battle, others are also attempting to draw comparisons between the Chamber of Commerce and unions. It’s not a perfect analogy, at least as presented in the above graphic, which was floating around the internet today, but the idea, I think, is an interesting one. How long, one wonders, would the Chamber of Commerce stay afloat if the government stepped in and said that they had to provide services free of charge to all companies?

One last question… If we do leave the Chamber, how are we going to spend the $300, or however much it is, we pay for annual membership? I’m sure we could come up with a good idea, if we all put our minds to it.

update: My friend Richard Murphy has helped to refine the comparison between unions and chambers of commerce… “Sure,” he says, “businesses that don’t pay into the Chamber may benefit from the Chamber’s legislative work for lower taxes, and nobody’s complaining too hard — but right-to-work is more like businesses demanding to be covered by the Chamber’s mutual insurance fund without being paid into it.”

update: For those of you who are interested, here are the legislative priorities of the Michigan Chamber, as decided on January 17, 2012.

– Eliminate the Personal Property Tax
– Support Market-Oriented Solutions to Health Care Issues
– Encourage the Completion of a Balanced State Budget on Time with No General Tax Increases
– Improve Michigan’s Regulatory Climate
– Improve the Condition and Performance of Michigan’s Transportation System.

update: I haven’t talked with the other members of City Council, but Mayor Schreiber tells me that he’ll be voting to stay a member of the local Chamber.

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Protecting us from the nonexistent threat of Sharia Law, putting guns in classrooms, restricting reproductive health care access for women, and resurrecting an Emergency Manager law that the people of Michigan have already said no to… these are the new priorities of our legislators in Lansing

Do you remember, a week or so ago, when we were discussing the anti-abortion omnibus bill (HB 5711), often referred to in the national press as “the country’s most restrictive anti-abortion bill“? Well, it passed the Michigan Senate today, and, after a quick trip back to the House, where a few edits need to be approved, it will be heading to the desk of our Governor, Rick Snyder. If you’d asked me last week whether or not I thought it was possible that he’d sign it, I would have said, “Not a chance.” Now, though, in light of yesterday’s passage of the right-to-work bill, I’m not so sure. I keep telling myself that Snyder, if he wants to avoid recall, is going to have to stand up to the right wing zealots in his party, now that he’s delivered on right-to-work, and start vetoing some of these more egregious pieces of legislation that are coming across his desk. But, in the back of my mind, I can’t help but think that a lot of Republicans, giddy with excitement over yesterday’s historic defeat of organized labor, are feeling that this lame duck session is their one big chance to finally do everything that they’ve been dreaming of since the Carter administration. And, I don’t know that Snyder, even if he wanted to, could stand up to them now, if that’s the case… You’d have a better chance, in my estimation, of fighting off a gang of starving bodybuilders high on bath salts who are intent on eating your face.

Someone today asked State Representative Jeff Irwin what those of us who wanted to stop 5711 from becoming law could do. He responded that, at this point, all we could really do was contact the Governor’s office and express our concern. He then added the following… “My fear, however, is that Governor Snyder traded horrible anti-woman legislation for horrible anti-worker legislation.”

Could it be possible that Snyder agreed to sign 5711 in exchange for support on right-to-work? Is it possible that his love of unions is so strong that he’d be willing to sell out our state’s women in order to make organized labor stronger? (In case it’s not clear, that’s sarcasm… I still can’t get over the fact that Snyder is trying to peddle this ridiculous narrative that Michigan’s new right-to-work legislation, which, by the way, was copied almost word-for-word from the ALEC template, is pro-union, as though we’re not smart enough to see right through that.)

And, like it or not, 5711 is just the tip of the iceberg. Once the anti-choice super bill goes through, that’s when the floodgates open in earnest… At present, there are dozens of pieces of extremist legislation winding their way through the legislative process in Lansing, in hopes of being signed into law before our newly-elected Senators and Representatives arrive in town, and the balance of power shifts a little bit more toward sanity, as this magical “anything goes” period of extremist wish fulfillment comes to an end.

Not only are the Republicans in Lansing, at this very moment, moving to reinstate the controversial Emergency Manager legislation that the people of Michigan overwhelmingly voted to get rid of in November, but they’re also pushing through legislation that would make it possible for gun owners to carry concealed weapons into schools, and, if you can believe it, make it illegal for Michigan to adopt fundamentalist Muslim law, as though that’s a pressing threat that we’re up against at the moment. (I’ll have to check, but I don’t think that it’s Muslims who are behind the push to end abortion rights in our state, or put guns in our schools.)

And, these are just the bills that I’ve learned about today… As we’ve discussed over the past few weeks, there are still bills making their way to Snyder’s desk which would, if signed into law, protect the rights of bigots working in the health care, allow for the unrestrained expansion of for-profit charter schools, and end the personal property tax revenue that funds local police and fire protection, among other things.

The folks a Salon.com really weren’t kidding a few days ago, when they referred to us a Michissippi. We’re really through the looking glass now, my friends.

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Rick Snyder… becoming a laughing stock in the national media

I don’t know that I’ve ever seen a morning news show where the hosts, when confronted by the response of a politician, actually laugh out loud in said guest’s face, but that’s exactly what happened this morning when our Governor, Rick Snyder, appeared on MSNBC and attempted to sell the idea that the new right-to-work legislation which he had just signed into law was good for unions. The hosts, and the other guests, literally exploded in laughter. It has to be seen to be believed.

SNYDER: I’ve never said that unions are bad for business. And I don’t believe this is actually anti-union. If you look at it, I believe this is pro-worker, because the way I view it is, is workers now have freedom to choose…

[…gasps and laughter…]

WOLFFE: Hang on. Hang on a second. Are you serious? Are you serious?

Given Snyder’s role in all of this, I’m not inclined to feel sorry for the guy, but I can’t help but feel a twinge of pity when I see him on the national stage, though, desperately trying to peddle this insultingly ridiculous narrative about how he had to jam right-to-work legislation through during the lame duck session, because he cares about workers, and wants unions to be stronger. I just wish that someone in our local media had had the guts last week to laugh in his face, when he first floated the idea that he was motivated to do this because of deeply-held “pro-worker” sympathies, which, for some reason, had just recently come bubbling up to the surface. I don’t know that it would have derailed the attempt to pass right-to-work legislation, but I would have loved to have seen a serious-looking, well-regarded veteran reporter, during Snyder’s press conference last week, laugh so hard that he vomited. Maybe, just maybe, it could have been enough to nudge things back int he direction of reality a little bit.

Could it be that laugher is perhaps the tool we’ve been looking for? What would happen if we made it a point to laugh uproariously every time we heard a Republican open his or her mouth, clutching on to those around us, for fear of collapsing onto the floor, in hysterical fits of laughter, fighting for breath, with tears streaming down our faces? Maybe that would break though the noise, and get to the heart of things in a way that signing petitions and commenting on Facebook just can’t. Maybe, I’m thinking, we just need to draw attention to how hilariously insane this all is.

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