Detroit’s Funeral for the Fag

As you all know, in just a few days, all the bars and restaurants in Michigan (with the exception of those that allow gambling, I believe) will go smoke free. And, it sounds like our friends in the Detroit Party Marching Band are planning to usher in the new prohibition era in style. Here’s the letter that I just received:

This Friday marks a great turning point in the history of our fair city. Just after the stroke of midnight, the great clouds that have hung above above us for centuries will be whisked out the doors of Detroit’s pubs and taverns, carrying with them 300 years of courageous dreams, broken hearts, whispered secrets and stale ashtrays. Please join us to commemorate Detroit’s newest prohibition on the smoking of tobacco- whether with the cheers of healthy lungs or the tears of final puffs- rejoice, the death of smoking in Detroit bars.

cigarette-adThe Slow Drag Combo, scrappy younger kin to the Detroit Party Marching Band, will be hosting a jazz funeral to commemorate the event. At 9pm on April 30th we’ll convene a procession at the Bronx Bar in the Cass Corridor. Slow Drag will play a solemn medley of funeral dirges as a stoic crew of pallbearers will parade the coffin of Detroit’s deposed cigarette through the smoke-filled bars of the neighborhood. We’ll convene at Midnight at PJ’s Lager House for a final remembrance, a funeral oratory and a ceremonial burying of the butt in the parking lot.

We entreat you- post up at your favorite midtown watering hole and wait for the procession to come through, saddle up to the bar at the Lager House for the grand ceremony, or meet us at the Bronx at 9 and follow us through the streets on this historic night. Wear your finest funeral veil, or dress up as your favorite brand of smokes. Whether he’s a dear friend or a bitter enemy, let’s show this guy off in style.

It’s The Funeral for the Fag. Because we all remember how much fun prohibition was last time.

Speaking of the smoking ban, one wonders how it will impact some of our more smoker-friendly bars, like the 8 Ball, Powell’s and the Screaming Eagle… I’ve got my hands full with other obligations on Saturday, or else I’d do it myself, but it would be cool if someone would go and visit a few of these bars on both Friday and Saturday night, and shoot video. I think it would be great documentary footage to have.

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Introducing Jamboman

29200_117564678268233_107764645914903_223534_3609639_nIt’s just come to my attention that the folks behind the Michigan Roots Jamboree (formerly known as the Ypsitucky Bluegrass Festival), have rolled out an official mascot. His name is Jamboman, and, according to Facebook, he wants desperately to be my friend.

Here, on the origins of Jamboman, is a clip from the Ypsilanti Citizen:

…The event’s official mascot, Jamboman, is a shining example of an out-of-the-box strategy. The yellow critter in the green cape will be all around town throughout the summer. People who follow the festival on Facebook and Twitter can get a heads-up on his upcoming location so they can take his picture. Organizers will choose the best photos and award free tickets to the event.

“If you see him, you better get his picture taken,” Sicheneder said…

I was going to kid around, and poke some fun at Jamboman, maybe even pointing out that, according to the Urban Dictionary, “Jambo” apparently, at least in some circles, means, “Someone who proffesses to be straight but is quite obviously a homosexual,” but, truth is, the little yellow guy is growing on me… Regardless of his sexuality, I think he’s a damn site better than, for instance, Izzy, the much maligned mascot of the Atlanta Olympic games. And, I’d be honored to be his friend.

Anyway, the reason that I post this is because it’s got me thinking that all the projects that I’m associated with at the moment need mascots. This website needs one. The Shadow Art Fair needs one. The bike powered movie project needs one. Dreamland Tonight needs one. Crimewave USA needs one. The Monkey Power Trio needs one… I don’t have anything to give as a reward, but, if you have mascot ideas, sketch them out, send them in, and I’ll post the good ones here on site.

update: Actually, come to think of it, I do have something that would serve as a prize… And I’m not kidding about this. Whoever comes up with the best mascot (it can be for any of my projects) will win a giant box of horrific smut, like it or not.

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Bike Ypsi Spring Ride: Sunday, May 2nd

I had the occasion this weekend to talk with Andy Claydon and Natalie Holbrook from Bike Ypsi about the big Spring Ride event they’ve got planned for this coming Sunday. Here’s what was said:

Mark: So, I hear you’ve got your big spring ride coming up. When is it, and what should people expect to find when they come out for it?

Andy: In the spring, it’s more that just a ride, it’s a festival. It’s a time to pull out the bikes and get them road ready.

Natalie: It is on May 2nd at Recreation Park on Congress in Ypsilanti. There will be 2 different length bicycle rides in and around our good city, simple fix it/diagnosis stations for bicycles, chances to talk with folks who ride all over the area in all different kinds of weather, bicycle games for kids and adults, some bike themed crafts for the kids, a bbq featuring hot dogs and veggie dogs and any other goodies that we’ve been able to scrounge up from willing donors, some swag for sale, and general good fun with Ypsi peeps who like bikes.

Mark: So, what time will things get started? And did I hear something somewhere about helmet give-aways?

Natalie: Rides start at 10:00 a.m. at Recreation Park on Congress in Ypsi’s normal park/woods neighborhood. All festival events take place at aforementioned park.

BBQ is served at 11:30. Games will go throughout the afternoon, as will the booths.

There will be helmet giveaways from Ann Arbor Bicycling and Touring Society and EMU’s Police Department.

Mark: Given the amount of time that you spend on the roads around Ypsi, what would you say the biggest non-car-related issues are for cyclists? And, as for cars, are there any places in particular that people should be especially careful?

3913502330_190046f655-1Andy: Non-car-related, I’d say comfort. It’s easy to overdress when it’s a bit chilly out, or underdress because the sun is out, and then get hit by the wind.

As for dangerous situations – any freeway ramp. Cars are coming off them at high speeds and accelerating to get on them. Exiting cars are usually looking behind them to merge and can sneak up on you fast. It can be pretty intense.

Over all I’d say you always need to be careful. Be visible and be predictable. Just because you see a car it doesn’t mean they see you. Ride defensively – it’s very similar to driving a car. Follow the same rules as cars, and you’ll to be treated like a car.

Mark: How big is Bike Ypsi these days?

Andy: Bike Ypsi is run by a small group of people. About 6–10 cyclists who volunteer their time. Our Google group has 221 members. Our weekly Sunday rides range from 4-20 people, depending on the day. Or bi-annual rides continue to grow over the years. I don’t have numbers on that.

Mark: What other big events do you have planned for this year?

And, kind of unrelated, I’m wondering what kind of lobbying efforts the group has become involved in both in Ypsi and it Washtenaw County.

Andy: May is a very busy month for Bike Ypsi.

The afternoon of Ypsi Pride Day, May 15th, is our “Heavy Metal Tour”. It’s a contest to see who can pick up the most shred-worthy metal of the roads between 4-6pm. There are prizes for biggest piece, most junk hauled, etc. It’s a lot of fun and nice to have the roads cleared up for the summer. It free, like everything we do, and starts at Recreation Park.

On May 19th at 7:00 PM, we take part in a world-wide event called the Ride of Silence. It also starts in Recreation Park. This is a slow silent ride to commemorate bicyclists killed or injured while riding. It’s about 8-10 miles at a relaxed pace.

May is also Bike to Work Month. Every Friday in May we meet at 8:00 AM at Bombadill’s Cafe, and commute to work in Ann Arbor. We meet in the evenings at 5:15pm at the AA Farmers Market to ride home. It’s a great opportunity to try commuting with people who do it regularly. The route is based on who works where, since not everyone works downtown.

We also have weekly Sunday rides at 1:00 PM, starting in Recreation Park, and the monthly Metro Park rides. The Metro Park rides are much longer, usually 30-60 miles. They leave at 9:00 AM from the Depot Town Farmer’s Market on the second Saturday of every month. They run from April to October.

All of this is on our Bike Ypsi website.

As for lobbying, it’s a little tough. We’ve worked with the DDA on getting more bike racks put downtown. It was crazy that the bus station never had them in the past. We put feedback into the non-motorized plan. Some of us were recently at a City Planning meeting where they discussed doing work of the east part of Cross Street. We were shocked to hear them planning a one way bike lane that was to be shared with car parking. We couldn’t think of anything more dangerous to cyclist than that. We said that a wider road and no bike lane would be better, but it comes down to what gets more state funding.

Mark: How about the Taco Tour – are you doing it again this year?

Andy: Yes, Tom Lennon, who also puts on the Heavy Metal Tour, is already planning this year’s Taco Tour. Since some area Mexican restaurants have closed and some new ones have opened, it will be a bit different from last.

Mark: A man on a bike was killed a little while ago in Ann Arbor. A young driver, as I understand it, was distracted and didn’t see him. I don’t know much about the case, but I’m wondering if we as a community do enough driver education about bikes, and the fact that they’re also entitled to share the road. Any thoughts?

Natalie: I think that bicycle safety and sharing the road training should be a state-mandated part of every driver’s education curriculum. Driver’s education should also include understanding the rights of pedestrians (walkers, joggers). There is so much tension between cyclists and motorists, and what we really need is understanding, respect, and compassion. I also think that we need to take huge strides to stop the use of hand held devices while driving or cycling. An automobile is technically a thousand-pound potential weapon. If you mishandle guns and someone gets hurt or killed it’s considered manslaughter. If you mishandle an automobile, death or injury can ensue, so we should be doing everything we can to deter distraction while driving. Anytime a car has veered close to me while I am riding (and I ride a hell of a lot–nearly 6500 miles in less than 2 years, mostly commuting between Ypsi and Ann Arbor) the person has been texting or fiddling with a handheld device. You have a great eyewitness view of what’s happening in a car when it creeps dangerously close to you. Unfortunately, it happens too frequently.

But, I am all about being proactive and asking driver’s education professionals and the Secretary of State to take this stuff seriously. I also think we have to work on relying less on cars for transportation and this can happen with the youngest of kids all the way through high school.

spring10bannerAgain, respect is essential and it has to come from both motorists and cyclists. Cyclists need to follow the rules of the road if they want to be respected. We need to reach out to people who depend entirely on bicycles for transportation but who were taught back in the 60s to ride against traffic. There is a whole contingent of riders who ride without helmets or lights and ride against traffic. These folks are risking their lives and giving cyclists who ride safely a bad name. And then we have college student riders and non-cyclist riders who run stop signs, travel from road to sidewalk, and weave all over the place just to get where they are going ultra fast. If there were less idiot riders, then the motorist could not come up with huge generalizations about all bicycle riders. Same goes for drivers–less idiot drivers = less sweeping generalizations.

Mark: So, with that, is there anything else that you feel needs to be said about either the upcoming event, Bike Ypsi’s plans for the future, or biking in general?

Andy: Well, we’re kind of leaving this on a bummer note, aren’t you Mark? I gotta say there are bikes everywhere these day and if you compare the number of cyclists getting injured to the number of people in cars, riding looks pretty good. So everyone, please come down on Sunday. If not for the rides come for the festival. See what it’s all about.

Riders, be predictable, be polite, respect the traffic laws, and you’ll get some respect too. Maybe not by everyone, because there are a lot of assholes driving out there, but I think you’ll find they’re the same asshole you encounter when driving your car. Drivers, be patient with pedestrians and cyclists. Treat them as if they where a family member out there on the road. Thanks for talking with us, Mark.

[Photo credit: Kristen Cuhran]

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It’s not just a matter of fixing Wall Street

With all the talk of banking reform in the news today, I thought that now might be a good time to remind folks about Lawrence Lessig’s attempts, through his organization, Fix Congress First, to rally support for the Fair Elections Now Act. As I suspect many of you know, regulating Wall Street, while critical, in and of itself won’t fix all that ails us as a nation. What we have to do, in conjunction with regulating Wall Street, is get the corporate money out of American politics. Here, on that subject, is a recent note from Harvard’s Lessig:

Scott Brown, Massachusetts’ new senator, opposes legislation in Congress that would strengthen regulations for Wall Street.

But when a reporter recently asked him why he’s against this bill, Brown couldn’t give an answer. He’s against financial reform, but he has no idea why.

Let me help Senator Brown: During his campaign last year, Brown received half of his campaign contributions from Wall Street and business executives. He benefited from another million dollars in issue ads by the U.S. Chamber of Commerce. They oppose the bill, so Senator Brown opposes the bill. It’s no wonder Pew recently found that trust in Congress is at its lowest point ever.

I focused on Scott Brown, but the influence of special interest money pervades both parties in both chambers. Americans are right to suspect that their representatives are merely doing the bidding of those funding their campaigns…

And, here, for those of you who prefer not to read, is a little video on this very subject, narrated by Lessig.

Now, if you’ve got a second, check out this page on what you can do to help create an opt-in system for citizen-funded elections.

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A day of culture in Cincinnati

Clementine and I accompanied Linette to Cincinnati this weekend, where she had a number of graphic design-related stops to make. While my mom took Clementine to see Mary Poppins (I’m told that the beguiling nanny-witch flew out, over the audience, and Burt danced on the ceiling), Linette and I went and checked out the Shepard Fairey exhibition at the Contemporary Art Center. And, later that night, after stops at several places, including Melt and Shake It Records, and dinner with our friend Laura, we went over to the Country Club Gallery, where our friend Matt is the Director, to check out the opening of their new Fritz Chesnut exhibition. As I would soon come to discover, in addition to being an accomplished painter, Mr. Chesnut is married to former Saturday Night Live cast member Molly Shannon, who was there with him. An introduction was offered, but instead I chose to run and hide in a nearby furniture store. (I’m not nearly as outgoing as Puppet Mark.) I had a great time, though. Among other things, I got to speak at length with a young woman who designs action figures of comic book characters and professional wrestlers for a living. She, as I would come to know, had just completed work on her first sex toy. Her firm had been hired to produce a Barack Obama vibrator, and she’d been assigned the sculpture work. I asked her if the ears presented any problems, and she laughed. Apparently there had been meetings about his ears, and the possibility of liability, should they snag or otherwise do harm. She assured me that the dangers had been sufficiently mediated.

[Tonight’s post was brought to you by fucking Arizona, and their perpetually disappointing Senator, John “I was never a maverick” McCain.]

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