The interviews have begun for the next President of the United States. #TheApprentice pic.twitter.com/KNPoFYqwpd — Mark Maynard (@MarkAMaynard) August 6, 2018 I think Twitter must be fucking with me the way they fuck with other great patriots like Alex Jones and Diamonds and Silk, tweaking their algorithm to keep my message from the people. By […]
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The tweet that should have won the internet today
Posted in Mark's Life, Observations, Politics, Pop Culture Also tagged 2020, Alex Jones, censorship, Diamonds and Silk, Donald Trump, Russia, Russiagate, Vladimir Putin 16 Comments
Cinco de Mayo
In honor of Cinco de Mayo, I was planning to write something about the border with Mexico and my plans to protect it with a 2,000 mile long line of obese, patriotic, heavily armed Americans, fueled by Mountain Dew and fused to Freedom Couches, but I changed my mind. Instead, I’m going to rip off […]
Posted in Art and Culture, Other Also tagged Cheech Marin, Cinco de Mayo, Danny Trejo, Desperado, Don Johnson, Electra Avellan, Elise Avellan, Freedom Couches, Grindhouse, Jeff Fahey, Jessica Alba, Lindsay Lohan, Machete, mexploitation, Michelle Rodriguez, people fused to couches, Quentin Tarantino, Robert De Niro, Robert Rodriguez, Spy Kids, the border, the border with Mexico, The Crazy Babysitter Twins 9 Comments