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Cinco de Mayo

By Mark | May 5, 2010

In honor of Cinco de Mayo, I was planning to write something about the border with Mexico and my plans to protect it with a 2,000 mile long line of obese, patriotic, heavily armed Americans, fueled by Mountain Dew and fused to Freedom Couches, but I changed my mind. Instead, I’m going to rip off […]

Posted in Art and Culture, Other | Also tagged Cheech Marin, Cinco de Mayo, Danny Trejo, Desperado, Don Johnson, Electra Avellan, Elise Avellan, Freedom Couches, Grindhouse, Jeff Fahey, Jessica Alba, Lindsay Lohan, Machete, mexploitation, Michelle Rodriguez, people fused to couches, Quentin Tarantino, Robert De Niro, Spy Kids, Steven Seagal, the border, the border with Mexico, The Crazy Babysitter Twins | 9 Comments

Spy Kids and an Invasion of Privacy

By Mark | August 13, 2002

Linette and I went out for breakfast this morning and, over coffee and scrambled eggs, I mentioned that I had sent an email off to the woman whose name was on the prescription bottles I found in the backyard the other day. She let me know that she thought I fucked up. She said that […]