Checking in with Ypsi’s least favorite son, Tom Monaghan

avemariamonaghanThe new issue of Businessweek has an interesting piece comparing and contrasting Michigan’s aging pizza barons, Tom Monaghan and Mike Ilitch. And, as it’s been a while since we’ve discussed Monaghan, who started Domino’s here in Ypsilanti in 1960, I thought that I’d share a bit.

Tom Monaghan was once a billionaire. He owned 244 classic automobiles, including a rare Bugatti Royale. He built a $30 million resort on a Lake Huron island. He hopped helicopters from the headquarters of the company he founded, Domino’s Pizza, to watch the Major League Baseball team he owned, the Detroit Tigers…

The Tigers, the resort, and the cars are gone. The man who invented 30-minute pizza delivery sold Domino’s and eats less pizza these days because he’s gluten-free. He spent most of his fortune creating a foundation, a university, a law school, a mutual fund, and a radio station that embrace his Roman Catholic beliefs. At 77 years old, he rises each day at 1:50 a.m. After prayer, reading, exercise, and Mass, he goes to work in his cubbyhole of an office in the building that houses his old company, surrounded by milky glass statuettes of the Virgin Mary. Monaghan says his ultimate goal is “to get into Heaven and take as many people as I can with me.”

…In 1998 he sold his company to Bain Capital for more than $1 billion. His legal pads were crammed with ideas for building a conservative Catholic university that would churn out theologians, priests, nuns, and school principals. “There’s so much you can do at a university that can change the whole world,” he says. “I didn’t want a diploma factory, I wanted a saint factory.”

He put $300 million into the construction of Ave Maria University and a new town, also to be called Ave Maria, on a stretch of tomato fields inland from Florida’s Gulf Coast. The media lit up when Monaghan suggested condom sales would be prohibited in the town. Construction costs soared. Accreditation took longer than expected. Monaghan tangled with professors and others he’d hired at Ave Maria. He twice fired Catholic priest Joseph Fessio. “Tom is intelligent, very energetic, but nobody will contradict him,” says Fessio, who was fired the second time when he told a board member that the school’s finances were in disarray. “Just because you can afford a 747 doesn’t mean you should try to fly it.”

Enrollment at Ave Maria today is 900, with an expected incoming class of 400. The budget, once $10 million in the red, is balanced, says university President Jim Towey, formerly President George W. Bush’s head of faith-based matters. Monaghan loves pointing out that 20 percent of Ave Maria’s graduates are married to each other and that the most popular campus organization is a pro-life club.

Monaghan’s investment in the town, however, “has been a bloodbath,” he says. The town has grown slowly, partly because of the recession, forcing Monaghan to pay $5 million a year for roads and other upkeep. Although he’s far from broke, he’d like a steadier source of revenue to plow into his philanthropy. Monaghan’s trying to build a chain of hamburger delivery joints modeled on early Domino’s. So far he has one, called Gyrene Burger, in the college town of Knoxville, Tenn. “If it gets to 100 units, that could make me $3 million to $4 million a year,” he says.

Domino’s went public in 2004. Monaghan says he admires how the company has evolved, but he doesn’t own any shares. With a wife of 51 years (whom he met while delivering a pizza), four daughters, 10 grandchildren, and one great-grandchild, he says he has everything he needs. He drives a two-year-old Ford Taurus. “I’ve got better things to spend my money on,” he says…

OK… Upon further reflection, I think I may have overstated things a bit when I called Monaghan Ypsi’s least favorite son. While it’s true that he’s roundly disliked for his attempts to criminalize homosexuality, and his views on birth control, among other things, there are likely worse people who have lived in Ypsilanti since its founding, like the serial killer John Norman Collins and Henry Ford’s right hand man Harry Bennett, who almost assuredly is responsible for having killed people on behalf of the company. Monaghan, sadly, is just the most recent in a long line of mother fuckers to call Ypsi home.

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Ypsilanti’s Washtenaw International High School ranks 2nd in statewide ACT rankings

wihiWhile I don’t think that you can necessarily judge the quality of a school based on test scores alone, it’s incredibly cool to know that, after just three years in operation, Ypsilanti’s Washtenaw International High School is already the highest performing school in Washtenaw County (relative to ACT scores), and the second highest ranking high school in the entire state of Michigan. As Ann Arbor has plans to open an International Baccalaureate high school of their own in the near future, which will no doubt pull a few of these bright kids back across Carpenter Road, I don’t know how long this supremacy of ours will continue, but it’s nice while it lasts. And it’s just awesome to have an Ypsi school in the press for something so incredibly positive for a change… Congratulations to outgoing Principal Bert Okma, and the staff and students of WIHI. A composite ACT score of 27.3 is an incredible accomplishment.

update: As several angry people on the site of the Ann Arbor News point out, the WIHI student body doesn’t just consist of Ypsi kids. (So please don’t make the mistake of thinking that our local kids are worth a damn.) Furthermore, as students have to apply for admission, and maintain a certain degree of academic achievement in order to stay in the program, it’s not exactly fair to make comparisons with the county’s other public schools, which, for the most part, have open enrollment. With that said, though, I doubt the folks complaining would have been as irate had the school in question been in Ann Arbor, and I don’t recall them in the past qualifying stories about the test scores at Community High, which also doesn’t have open enrollment. Regardless, I have to confess I take some pleasure in the fact that my friends at the Ann Arbor News had to change their story, which was all about the rise in ACT scores across the region, to acknowledge that it was an Ypsi school leading the pack.

Here’s the beginning of the Ann Arbor News story:

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Totally Quotable Arlo: presented without context for your consideration edition

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1/3 of the nation’s 24 most rapidly depopulating cities are in one state… Welcome to Michigan

It’s not something you’re likely to hear mentioned in Governor Snyder’s reelection ads, but, according to census data shared today by Bloomberg News 8 of America’s 25 most drastically shrinking cities are in Michigan. I would have expected to see Detroit and Flint make the list of our nation’s most quickly depopulating cities, along with places like Gary, Indiana and Jackson, Mississippi, but I wasn’t prepared to see Saginaw, Dearborn, Dearborn Heights, Taylor, Westland and Livonia there with them.

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Based on these numbers alone, I’m not sure what kind of inferences we can draw concerning the health of the state. I’d like to see if cities like Ann Arbor and Grand Rapids are attracting people, and, if so, at what pace, before descending into full-on doom and gloom mode. On the surface, though, I think it’s fair to say that things don’t look good.

When a full third of America’s top 24 most rapidly depopulating cities (of 50,000 people or more) are in your state, I’d say you have a significant problem… Sure, to a great extent, these numbers can probably be attributable to auto workers of the baby boomer generation taking buy-outs from the Big 3 and moving south, but that doesn’t explain all of it, and it certainly doesn’t make it any more palatable for those of us who remain, trying to keep our street lights lit and our schools open with ever dwindling tax dollars.

Sadly, though, this was destined to happen once American corporations began offshoring manufacturing jobs in hopes of increasing shareholder profits. It was only a matter of time before entire factories started closing, sending destructive ripples through our communities. And, just as one business closing leads to another business closing, the same is true of our communities. Like drowning swimmer, Detroit is pulling down everything around it as it slips beneath the waves.

Of course, everyone will start coming back once they realize that we have all of the fresh water. Hopefully, though, we’re able to make it until then.

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Johnny Manziel and his rolled up $20 bill

Screen shot 2014-07-07 at 5.51.38 PMThere are few things in life I probably care less about than recently drafted NFL quarterback Johnny Manziel. And, under normal circumstances, I’d never post about how he chooses to spend his time in the restroom. This comment left on Reddit, though, seemed like the kind of thing I just had to share.

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