So there’s apparently such a thing as a furless furry

Things must be slow at my friend Joe’s shop, Hugh, tonight. He just sent me the following video, which I’m having some trouble interpreting. As best as I can figure, a new breed of furless furry has been discovered… Anyway, if you’re in Detroit, I’d appreciate it if you’d swing by Hugh and check on Joe. I’m worried about him.

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11 Comments

  1. DRich
    Posted December 22, 2010 at 9:45 pm | Permalink

    There’s a fucking Deer 1 out there somewhere?

  2. Knox
    Posted December 23, 2010 at 8:05 am | Permalink

    I drove by, but didn’t go in. There was a man in a gray bodysuit, with a large horn-shaped object tied to his forehead. He was on his hands and knees, knocking over tables, and smashing glassware. He appeared to be crying.

  3. Edward
    Posted December 23, 2010 at 8:48 am | Permalink

    According to police reports, it was a modern Danish candlestick holder on his forehead.

  4. Mr. X
    Posted December 23, 2010 at 9:07 am | Permalink

    According to Google, this is the first reported usage of the term “furless furry”.

  5. Kim
    Posted December 23, 2010 at 10:24 am | Permalink

    I’m not a gun nut by any stretch of the imagination, and I abhor violence, but, if I saw that, I would shoot it.

  6. Larry Seven Larry
    Posted December 23, 2010 at 2:15 pm | Permalink

    If I ever rob a bank, I’m doing it like this.

  7. Posted December 24, 2010 at 1:07 pm | Permalink

    I also coined the phrase face taint. I’m good at coming up with these things and never getting credit.

  8. Posted December 24, 2010 at 1:09 pm | Permalink

    Can someone start a Wikipedia page for me? I feel as though I need to be recognized as the first (amateur) anthropologist to identify the furless furry sub-species.

  9. Lizzelle Erdahl
    Posted December 27, 2010 at 1:29 am | Permalink

    This thing should be pickled in a giant bottle of formaldehyde.

  10. SP Tinker
    Posted January 10, 2011 at 1:39 am | Permalink

    If we tax this behavior, perhaps they’ll stop.

  11. PE
    Posted February 6, 2011 at 10:33 pm | Permalink

    This was better than 90% of tonight’s Superbowl ads.

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