I think that’s how lots of people got out of Vietnam. They just shit themselves prior to going before the draft board. I’ve never heard of anyone doing it to get out of workplace assignments but I suspect it’s been done. Everything’s been done.
Others may have done it as well, but Ted Nugent is know to have shat himself repeatedly to stay out of Vietnam.
He claims that 30 days before his draft board physical, he stopped all forms of personal hygiene. The last 10 days, he ingested nothing but Vienna sausages and Pepsi; and a week before his physical, he stopped using bathrooms altogether, virtually living inside pants caked with his own excrement, stained by his urine. That spectacle won Nugent a deferment, he says. ‘… but if I would have gone over there, I’d have been killed, or I’d have killed, or I’d killed all the hippies in the foxholes…I would have killed everybody.’” — Detroit Free Press Magazine, July 15, 1990
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Imagine walking around in said meeting wearing Tim Wolfe’s (@UMPrez) shoes.
I think that’s how lots of people got out of Vietnam. They just shit themselves prior to going before the draft board. I’ve never heard of anyone doing it to get out of workplace assignments but I suspect it’s been done. Everything’s been done.
“Hello, this is Mark Maynard, and I just wanted to explain to you why I smelled like shit this afternoon…..”
Others may have done it as well, but Ted Nugent is know to have shat himself repeatedly to stay out of Vietnam.
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NO! You’ve got the edge now, man, don’t lose it!
Quite the display of alpha dominance.