Shit

6 Comments

1. c:iay
   Posted November 8, 2015 at 3:40 pm | Permalink

   Imagine walking around in said meeting wearing Tim Wolfe’s (@UMPrez) shoes.

2. Eel
   Posted November 8, 2015 at 7:16 pm | Permalink

   I think that’s how lots of people got out of Vietnam. They just shit themselves prior to going before the draft board. I’ve never heard of anyone doing it to get out of workplace assignments but I suspect it’s been done. Everything’s been done.

3. XXX
   Posted November 9, 2015 at 9:23 am | Permalink

   “Hello, this is Mark Maynard, and I just wanted to explain to you why I smelled like shit this afternoon…..”

4. Meta
   Posted November 9, 2015 at 9:54 am | Permalink

   Others may have done it as well, but Ted Nugent is know to have shat himself repeatedly to stay out of Vietnam.

   He claims that 30 days before his draft board physical, he stopped all forms of personal hygiene. The last 10 days, he ingested nothing but Vienna sausages and Pepsi; and a week before his physical, he stopped using bathrooms altogether, virtually living inside pants caked with his own excrement, stained by his urine. That spectacle won Nugent a deferment, he says. ‘… but if I would have gone over there, I’d have been killed, or I’d have killed, or I’d killed all the hippies in the foxholes…I would have killed everybody.’” — Detroit Free Press Magazine, July 15, 1990

   Read more:
   http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=4085668&mesg_id=4086881

5. Andre
   Posted November 9, 2015 at 7:38 pm | Permalink

   NO! You’ve got the edge now, man, don’t lose it!

6. josh
   Posted November 9, 2015 at 11:28 pm | Permalink

   Quite the display of alpha dominance.