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You don’t have to be the Mystery Pooper to shit on Ypsilanti… You can be a corporation

By Mark | April 18, 2014

When Adams Outdoor Advertising was lobbying the City for permission to place a digital billboard on the edge of town, facing 94, they said it would be a good thing for us. Not only would they be paying rent, they said, but we could use the massive billboard to positively promote the city to the […]

Posted in Uncategorized | Also tagged Adams Outdoor Advertising, advertising, billboards, Deric Gress, ejaculate, epic rants, mystery pooper, play structure fetish, poop, Prospect park, Ralph Lange, semen, Todd McWilliams | 19 Comments

Could the Prospect Park “mystery pooper” being doing more than pooping? And, regardless, how can we work together to apprehend him?

By Mark | April 6, 2014

Last summer, as Arlo was running around Ypsilanti’s Prospect Park, Linette noticed what she thought was adult feces on a sliding board. She called the Parks Department and reported it, and we thought that was the end of it. Apparently, though, it wasn’t an isolated incident. According to a story in yesterday’s Ann Arbor News, […]

Posted in Uncategorized, Ypsilanti | Also tagged feces, mystery ejaculator, mystery pooper, NY Daily News, parks, play structure fetish, poop, Prospect park, sex with playground equipment, sliding board, stories about shit and vomit, vandalism | 79 Comments

Don’t ask me how my weekend was…

By Mark | January 13, 2013

note: He deserves better than to be commemorated in the footnote of a post about my petty plumbing problems, but I did want to note the fact that, if not for the this little emergency of mine, I’d surely be posting something thoughtful tonight about the death of internet activist and political organizer Aaron Swartz. […]