update: It’s looking like we won’t be able to say anything publicly for a few more days yet. In the meantime, though, here’s another clue.
Working on a secret project tonight….
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I hope to be able to tell you about it soon. For the time being, though, I’ve been sworn to secrecy.
You should keep the evening of March 20 free, though… It’s a Thursday.
Dear god. I thought (that fellow at the bar) was just making this up because he was drunk.
I’ve always said that what Ypsi needs is a “pay by the inch” male brothel.
Is that a flat ten cents an inch, or ten cents an inch per minute?
I’m assuming it’s ten cents per inch, per stroke. I’ve done the math and a decent cocksman with a 9″ tool can probably make about $30 a minute, once you factor in position changes, pleasantries and the like. Not a bad rate.
Is the guy at your table Anton LaVey?
http://www.maryellenmark.com/images/300px_s/214Q-008-013.jpg
Interestingly, I was just reading that, of all of the states, Michigan finishes sixth when it comes to length of intercourse. So, if one were going to be a “pay by the minute” male escort, statistically speaking, this might not be such a bad place to set up shop.
“We clocked in at sixth place and at a respectable 4:14 which put us almost three minutes above last place Alaska (a sorry 1:21) and three minutes below first place New Mexico (a whoppin’ 7:01). ”
http://blogs.metrotimes.com/news-blawg/ranked-michiganders-longest-sex-nation
Please tell me that you’re making a meat tent.
http://www.theverge.com/2014/2/18/5421716/andrea-hasler-embrace-the-base-greenham-common-nuclear-protest
It looks like the guy from Inside the Actors Studio.
Can you give us a hint? Is Melissa Gilbert involved?
Melissa is not involved, but Edward and Elliott are.
Interesting.
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