Working on a secret project tonight….

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update: It’s looking like we won’t be able to say anything publicly for a few more days yet. In the meantime, though, here’s another clue.

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13 Comments

  1. Posted February 20, 2014 at 10:06 pm | Permalink

    I hope to be able to tell you about it soon. For the time being, though, I’ve been sworn to secrecy.

  2. Posted February 20, 2014 at 10:07 pm | Permalink

    You should keep the evening of March 20 free, though… It’s a Thursday.

  3. Andrew Clock
    Posted February 20, 2014 at 11:08 pm | Permalink

    Dear god. I thought (that fellow at the bar) was just making this up because he was drunk.

  4. Steve Swan
    Posted February 21, 2014 at 8:12 am | Permalink

    I’ve always said that what Ypsi needs is a “pay by the inch” male brothel.

  5. Eel
    Posted February 21, 2014 at 9:26 am | Permalink

    Is that a flat ten cents an inch, or ten cents an inch per minute?

  6. Karlos Danger
    Posted February 21, 2014 at 9:47 am | Permalink

    I’m assuming it’s ten cents per inch, per stroke. I’ve done the math and a decent cocksman with a 9″ tool can probably make about $30 a minute, once you factor in position changes, pleasantries and the like. Not a bad rate.

  7. double anonymous
    Posted February 21, 2014 at 9:59 am | Permalink

    Is the guy at your table Anton LaVey?

    http://www.maryellenmark.com/images/300px_s/214Q-008-013.jpg

  8. K2
    Posted February 21, 2014 at 10:09 am | Permalink

    Interestingly, I was just reading that, of all of the states, Michigan finishes sixth when it comes to length of intercourse. So, if one were going to be a “pay by the minute” male escort, statistically speaking, this might not be such a bad place to set up shop.

    “We clocked in at sixth place and at a respectable 4:14 which put us almost three minutes above last place Alaska (a sorry 1:21) and three minutes below first place New Mexico (a whoppin’ 7:01). ”

    http://blogs.metrotimes.com/news-blawg/ranked-michiganders-longest-sex-nation

  9. Kim
    Posted February 21, 2014 at 11:41 am | Permalink

    Please tell me that you’re making a meat tent.

    http://www.theverge.com/2014/2/18/5421716/andrea-hasler-embrace-the-base-greenham-common-nuclear-protest

  10. dot dot dash
    Posted February 21, 2014 at 1:29 pm | Permalink

    It looks like the guy from Inside the Actors Studio.

  11. dot dot dash
    Posted February 21, 2014 at 1:29 pm | Permalink

    Can you give us a hint? Is Melissa Gilbert involved?

  12. Mr. X
    Posted February 22, 2014 at 7:35 am | Permalink

    Melissa is not involved, but Edward and Elliott are.

  13. Posted February 22, 2014 at 9:19 am | Permalink

    Interesting.

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